Lovequest Chris Wants Renee To Help Him With His Modeling Career

[ToroidalBoat]

Also "sex positive" what the hell that means

"Sex positive" is a real term - it's a type of feminism. Chris, however, thinks it means "slut."

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, there is always a need for fat, smelly, crossdressing models

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The road goes ever on and on...

 

[cluelessly]

How did he come to the conclusion he could be a model? Chris...

 

[The Fair Lady]

Chris, honey, no.

 

[Haesindang Park]

If there's a modeling industry for SSBBWs and SSBHMs, I wouldn't be surprised if Chris decides to sell videos online of himself nude in panties showing off his moobs and oh fuck why did I say that?

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

Craigslist is full of modeling opportunities. It'd serve those creepers posting there right for trying to take advantage of naive women wanting to get their big break.

 

[asperhes]

Well, Vanessa Hudgens managed to convince Chris that he could be an actor, so modeling doesn't seem like much of a stretch. You can watch Chris do a ten-minute dramatic reading in which he romances Ivy and fights Clyde; or if it's more your taste, you can watch Chris dance around naked in his bathtub. He believed that these efforts could launch a Hollywood career.

 

[Objection!]

Why don't we go ahead and alert American Apparel that their search for a model is over?

I still can't wrap my head around how or why he thinks he could model. I understand the 'tism aspect here, but there is some SERIOUS body dysmorphic disorder going on here to think he looks like people in magazines.

 

[bradsternum]

To be fair, the models in all of my figure drawing classes have always been flabby, saggy, middle-aged women.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

Hahahahahaha modeling. Stahp Chris.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I think he's trying to find ways to make gobs and gobs of money by doing as little work as possible.

What does he see models doing? Standing around wearing designer clothes, walking all fancy like, and extremely fucking large paychecks.

Being paid for just standing around and looking pretty is Chris's current dream job. So, naturally, he thinks to ask the only woman who would know anything about it because he's already asked Barb (no way he hasn't).

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

He couldnt even be a Walmart model...

 

[chimcat]

I just don't know how or what to feel about Chris anymore.
The delusion is so real, I almost believe it.

 

[Owlflaps]

He could be a model for Trash Hoard Monthly. It'll totally be high fashion trash! Trashionable!

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

He could be a model for Trash Hoard Monthly. It'll totally be high fashion trash! Trashionable!

"Check out one of the hottest horder tom girls in the Ruckersville area ready to show her taint"

 

[Damocles_Sword]

I can see him waddle into American Apparel, drop a portfolio, give a wink, say call me, then waddle out

 

[Dio Brando]

Let's see what a fashion mogul thinks of Chris' modeling potential

 

[tehpope]

He could be a model for Trash Hoard Monthly. It'll totally be high fashion trash! Trashionable!

 

[kobebyarlant]

Chris is sex positive alright. Positively ain't getting any sex!

I'm surprised this saga (yeah, they're fucking sagas, get over it) is producing more content after being abandoned than from months of direct trolling.