💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votos: 17 1.1%
  • August-September 2024

    Votos: 34 2.1%
  • October-November 2024

    Votos: 37 2.3%
  • December 2024

    Votos: 44 2.8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votos: 256 16.1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votos: 261 16.4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votos: 930 58.5%

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Him ranting about the online pricing: "Call Google and fix it".

Um... that's not how the internet works.

And is $4 really going to break the bank?
 
He's legit about to stroke out with how mad he is about the Ribeye being $24.95 instead of the $20.95 on "Google".

I like how he called it "Cock.................... of the Walk." Then followed it up with "Yeah, I don't like the name of it either."
 
Out of curiosity, I visited the restaurant's website and the price is $24.95... just like on their menu.

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He's clearly visiting an outdated source like TripAdvisor.
 
Yeah, I always prefer a restaurant's official site for menu/pricing/hours info because... GOOGLE DOESN'T KEEP CURRENT

Shocking I know.

But yeah, call Google to correct it. Enjoy your automated phone call and having your feedback not actually listened to.
 
what an odd video

jack actually acted like a normal person for almost the entire vid and seemed like he was enjoying the food. then at the very end he goes into an odd rant about how the pricing is wrong online, how it took them 20 minutes to pay, and how they crammed everyone into a small room.

of course jack would be the dumbass who relies on google for prices. and yeah, it sure looks like they crammed people into the room you were eating in jack

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what an odd video

jack actually acted like a normal person for almost the entire vid and seemed like he was enjoying the food. then at the very end he goes into an odd rant about how the pricing is wrong online, how it took them 20 minutes to pay, and how they crammed everyone into a small room.

of course jack would be the dumbass who relies on google for prices. and yeah, it sure looks like they crammed people into the room you were eating in jack

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Also I can't imagine feeling THAT put off by the online pricing (not officially from the restaurant, mind you) being off by four dollars that you order something completely different.
 
Jack doesn't like cock, yeah right.. What's the point of these ''reviews'' anyway? They always seem to order the same deep fried shit platter and steak yet they don't really even review it. How was the food cooked, was it seasoned alright, how was the quality? Jack: - it's good.
They won't go back because Jack's too stroked out to fucking ask for a check himself and the menu prices were wrong on google. Priorities. Let's send prayers to Jack so he can survive this awful experience.
 
So this disgusting stroked out piece of shit makes just the sauce for a blooming onion and not the onion itself, just to gargle the nearly pure fat?
When I saw they were doing all 3 at once (or she wears the same clothes everyday ) I wondered wtf they're eating all that mayo on.

of course jack knows nothing about fishing. just like he knows nothing about food. all the guy knows how to do is stuff himself with fast food

i guess his cooking channel, JOTG, and that weird christian channel he has just aren't bringing in the money anymore so its time for a fourth channel. i have a feeling this was all talk and he'll never actually launch a fishing channel but boy would i love to see him try to fish

I missed him talking about a fishing channel, God I hope he does it tho. Him fishing one handed will be a viewing party event
Didn't he make a video once of his friends taking him hunting?

Jack doesn't like cock, yeah right.. What's the point of these ''reviews'' anyway? They always seem to order the same deep fried shit platter and steak yet they don't really even review it. How was the food cooked, was it seasoned alright, how was the quality? Jack: - it's good.
They won't go back because Jack's too stroked out to fucking ask for a check himself and the menu prices were wrong on google. Priorities. Let's send prayers to Jack so he can survive this awful experience.
That parking lot rant about the ribeye costs 4 dollars more than it said online.. Is there a price he won't go over for a ribeye? First the Korean BBQ place, now this. Ffs if you want a ribeye go to a steak house!
 
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He's legit about to stroke out with how mad he is about the Ribeye being $24.95 instead of the $20.95 on "Google".

I like how he called it "Cock.................... of the Walk." Then followed it up with "Yeah, I don't like the name of it either."

Probably the ignorant, fat moron doesn't even recognize the phrase.

not sure how he plans to fish with a dead arm

He'll probably just dangle his slug-like prehensile tongue and noodle along until he gets a bite from a catfish, then drag it back on the boat, tongue and all.
 
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Jack doesn't like cock, yeah right.. What's the point of these ''reviews'' anyway? They always seem to order the same deep fried shit platter and steak yet they don't really even review it. How was the food cooked, was it seasoned alright, how was the quality? Jack: - it's good.
They won't go back because Jack's too stroked out to fucking ask for a check himself and the menu prices were wrong on google. Priorities. Let's send prayers to Jack so he can survive this awful experience.
He does the reviews so he can make cheap money on his fanbase while indulging in his hobby of being an asshole to menials and just being a moron in general. This is the guy who spite rates restaurants ones if other customers or staff want him to stop filming.
 
That parking lot rant about the ribeye costs 4 dollars more than it said online.. Is there a price he won't go over for a ribeye? First the Korean BBQ place, now this. Ffs if you want a ribeye go to a steak house!

This actually brings up a good point. Jack might be guestimating his metrics and how much he is expected to earn off the videos. This also kind of pigeonholes him into ordering the same shit. Since he won't make more than X dollars, he forces himself to order something shitty because he will at least break even or make a small gain.

That's why in the last video, he orders a Denver omelette and two scrawny slices of bacon and just filmed the stuffed French toast. Not because he wants to eat the omelette, but because he would lose money if he ate anything else.
 
what an odd video

jack actually acted like a normal person for almost the entire vid and seemed like he was enjoying the food. then at the very end he goes into an odd rant about how the pricing is wrong online, how it took them 20 minutes to pay, and how they crammed everyone into a small room.

of course jack would be the dumbass who relies on google for prices. and yeah, it sure looks like they crammed people into the room you were eating in jack

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Also he used the phrase "yummers" twice in the period of a minute. I hate it when he says this - it's like he's a baby or someone mentally challenged. Is it a common expression because I've never heard anyone use it with sincerity.

I'm not sure what bent him so out of shape about the place.
 
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