💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

jack is such a whiny little bitch

 

[swingbatta]

Drown me with lates and autism ratings, but the cheese salad video in the OP literally made me laugh hard enough to have tears streaming down my face at how horrible it was. gg Jack, you're an entertainer at least.

 

[JB 236]

Cor, whats his problem, how fucking mad is Jack getting? I thought it was max salt turning his youtube comments off, but getting mad over people moaning about taking pictures of random members of the public is pretty far ahead enough to follow through to other posts. He's was probably moaning to Tammy for hours.

 

[Adamska]

Cor, whats his problem, how fucking mad is Jack getting? I thought it was max salt turning his youtube comments off, but getting mad over people moaning about taking pictures of random members of the public is pretty far ahead enough to follow through to other posts. He's was probably moaning to Tammy for hours.

He thinks he's a good Christian man, so having his rapidly losing contact audience show him he's being an entitled cunt by recording people without consent and just forcing this on establishments in general while being a picky bitch is driving him loony.

 

[John Carmack]

This aged well.

 

[JackDavis]

This aged well.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9gbUM9oHBNI

Re: He's trying to lose 30lbs by the end of the year in this video.
"I'm not doing this to look better. I'm doing this to live longer." Didn't he stroke out like 2 years after?
He was 287lbs to start in this video. He said he would tweet out his progress every day, that didn't happen. He updated 2 times a month.
His last update was November 15th, 3 months after he started, saying he was "274 for 2wks now. Time to add daily exercise so I can lose the last 17 lbs by new years eve! #CWJ"
Needless to say, I don't think he accomplished his goals.

 

[Aaway]

jack tries to make chick-fil-a sauce but ends up telling everyone to go buy a similar sauce from wal-mart instead. he says he'll leave the link in the description but of course forgot or was too lazy. and its not like he'll know because there's no way for his audience to reach him unless they add him on facebook

he also shills his bbq sauce in this video and claims that "a lot" of people have been ordering it for the super bowl. which means this video was filmed at least 2-3 weeks ago

 

[Charlie Delicious]

"you always gotta pay the two dollars for the tub of Chic-fil-a sauce"

 

[Aunt Myrna]

also, jack posted this picture on facebook and then got triggered by people complaining in the comments. i'm surprised he still allows people to comment on his fb

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Having Jack in your store is bad for business, period.

 

[captkrisma]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thedailymeal.com/eat/chick-fil-a-sauce-recipe/121218?amp

https://www.rd.com/food/fun/chick-fil-a-famous-sauce

BBQ sauce, honey mustard, and ranch dressing. That's all that's in the sauce. All that differs is what type of BBQ sauce you use. Many of Jack's BBQ sauce reviews say it is sweet, which is the opposite way you would want to go for this sauce. You want a smokey flavor because it will be countered by the sweetness of the honey mustard.

Also...I wonder how Jack feels being blacked by mayonnaise sauces? This is the fourth video where Tammy stares at the sauce more than she looks at her husband.

 

[Aaway]

Having Jack in your store is bad for business, period.

yeah i'd rather a guy fall asleep in my restaurant than have fat ass jack come in and give my place a negative review because he was in a bad mood or too stupid to understand the menu

 

[JackDavis]

"you always gotta pay the two dollars for the tub of Chic-fil-a sauce"

How many fucking chicken fingers is he buying that he has to buy a tub of sauce?

 

[gREEEEEEEEEr]

Jack's video thumbnail is stolen from Chick-Fil-A. But to be fair, Jack probably actually stole it from Wide Open Eats, who stole it from Chick-Fil-A first... they, at least, had the decency to actually put a link to the source. Jack doesn't care, and plus, he's too lazy.

His recipe was stolen from a recipe blog called "Six Sisters' Stuff". He was so lazy that he didn't even notice or bother to delete "Report this ad" when copy-and-pasting it to YouTube.

Also, most of the copycat Chick-Fil-A sauce recipes say to use some Dijon mustard in addition to the regular yellow mustard. So in addition to being cloyingly sweet (from his BBQ sauce, and all the honey... he didn't measure anything), it would've also lacked that extra tang of the Dijon.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thedailymeal.com/eat/chick-fil-a-sauce-recipe/121218?amp

https://www.rd.com/food/fun/chick-fil-a-famous-sauce

BBQ sauce, honey mustard, and ranch dressing. That's all that's in the sauce. All that differs is what type of BBQ sauce you use. Many of Jack's BBQ sauce reviews say it is sweet, which is the opposite way you would want to go for this sauce. You want a smokey flavor because it will be countered by the sweetness of the honey mustard.

Also...I wonder how Jack feels being blacked by mayonnaise sauces? This is the fourth video where Tammy stares at the sauce more than she looks at her husband.

It goes both ways in the relationship though. At this moment, Tammy was nothing more than a sauce delivery device for our man Jack.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

You can hear him licking his fingers, twice, when he gets BBQ sauce on them. this is after he pulled that total dick move on that one lady about whether she washed her hands.

 

[One Sick Puppy]

Not sure if this has been shared before but made me laugh.

 

[Rei is shit]

How many fucking chicken fingers is he buying that he has to buy a tub of sauce?

Don't worry he donates the extra to his church and random homeless people.

 

[CatFace]

Spoiler: late

Re the calling chopsticks “tongs” thing, is that indicative of the stokes taking a toll on his mind? I know Jack has never been smart but I’ve ate out at an Asian restaurant with someone who was more than a few fries short of a happy meal and they still called chopsticks “sticks”. Maybe he was thinking about the bbq meal he actually wanted where tongs would be used

 

[JackDavis]

Re the calling chopsticks “tongs” thing, is that indicative of the stokes taking a toll on his mind? I know Jack has never been smart but I’ve ate out at an Asian restaurant with someone who was more than a few fries short of a happy meal and they still called chopsticks “sticks”. Maybe he was thinking about the bbq meal he actually wanted where tongs would be used

Absolutely. He's had some bad issues with trying to think of words or where to go next in his sentences ever since the 2nd stroke. The other video, where he's making a double batch of dipping sauce he goes "I'm making a double batch of sauce because.......... I want to". His brain just works at 15mph now when it used to be 25.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

The man baby is angry. I'm surprised the guy that thought Spotted Dick was great comedy doesn't like the name Cock of the Walk Restaurant.