am I over 600 pounds? 1/23/19

[Mangy Mutt]

One look at the title tells me all I need to know without even watching this shit. Denial, denial, denial. Well well well.

 

[thejackal]

I'm fairly certain Becky isn't the one in and out of doctor office at this point. It's either Hamber or no one.

Also of course she isn't over 600 pounds..she's right ON 600 pounds. Though by the time I've typed this she's gained another pound or two via her normal daily eating routine of 10k calories.

Becky is a 300lb behemoth herself that already takes BP meds and has debilitating sprained ankles and "stomach flu" seemingly on a semi-weekly basis. Becky also is likely a heavy drinker, compounding her health issues. They are both well on their way to an early grave.

 

[MillionaireMadman]

I love how she's claiming at all of these fluffy comments are totally true and how all the bad ones are just hayders. Grow the fuck up Amber

 

[Wilford Brimley]

" I actually dont even eat breakfast "
Kiwi farmers remember two aaygs, two bacon and cuties.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

This video is nothing more than more lies. Of course she can't wipe her own ass, there's no way in hell her arms can reach her butt. No chance in hell, I don't know who she's trying to fool. Hers and Becky's relationship is anything but "sexy"; she can't even kiss her without looking disgusted.

Also no way she walked 8,000 steps a year ago, she didn't even leave her house and that's miles of walking. Not to mention for a big person that would kill your hips/back/legs. I mean why even lie about these simple things? She was riding scooters at Walmart, she couldn't even walk at Walmart.

Anyone else catch during the spiel about her giveaway winner she can't even look at the camera, keeps glancing to the sides, blinking so slowly her eyes are half closed or even closing her eyes a lot. Totally lying about the giveaway.

She doesn't eat breakfast, wasn't she eating eggs and bacon all the time? And she's "allergic" to eggs?

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

" I actually dont even eat breakfast "
Kiwi farmers remember two aaygs, two bacon and cuties.

Probably more of her pedantic shit. Sleep until afternoon and your first meal is no longer "breakfast" because it wasn't in the morning! Voila!

Or it isn't "breakfast food" like cereal or waffles or whatever.

Hard to tell what she's actually trying to avoid saying, or why, what with her being kind of a moron.

 

[Baby Sister]

It’s really interesting that she said how the Hayders made her want to work harder and walk 8,000 steps a day. How did that actually work out though??? You need to find that motivation within you, boo boo

 

[Mr Foster]

Including yourself?

Got'em.

 

[pecansandies]

I have to say, the NASTY thread has gotten more interesting than this riveting dribble she continues to produce

getting PTSD from reading all that fucked up shit has definitely been interesting
but some of yall owe me reparations

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Imagine being so fat people legitimately question whether someone else has to wipe your own ass.

Wait, what am I talking about? I'm posting in the Amberlynn board... Most of the people here are already at that point.

Jokes on you! We took part in a group deal for very reasonably priced bidets and installation came free!

 

[Bitchboy95]

" I actually dont even eat breakfast "
Kiwi farmers remember two aaygs, two bacon and cuties.

Ummmm, 6 bacons...

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

She is the queen of the clickbate titles.

She knows exactly who her audience is, and specifically caters to her trolls.

This is why she'll never get better or loose weight, because then she'd have less haters and have to get a real job due to the loss in ad revenue.

 

[AllCISPeople]

Thank you @JambledUpWords for summing it up for us. Absolutely no way in hell more people than necessary should give into her click-bait BS.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

My bad. You’re just a dainty 550. It changes everything.

Reminds me of when she vlogged "Some days I just forget to eat" and the "queen of moderation" bs. She's certifiable.

 

[TacoSoup]

First of all, quite clearly 600lbs.

Second, what if this has been planned all along. What if she failed on purpose, that losing weight was never an intention just to get on MSHPL? The casting call? I mean if she got on it she would be made lose weight by Dr. Now but she could do that easy because she did lose those 89 elbees, guys.

Just a theory but she's so manipulative and petty she just might.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

12 minutes of her and her lying Teddy Ruxpin eyes. Riveting content.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

getting PTSD from reading all that fucked up shit has definitely been interesting
but some of yall owe me reparations

off topic: A+ for your profile pic

would've been A++ but I didn't see any insects

 

[pecansandies]

off topic: A+ for your profile pic

would've been A++ but I didn't see any insects

I mean you don't see our gorl ever double-fisting fresh fruit either so let's just chalk it up to taking artistic liberties with the subject matter lmao

 

[Pog Mathoin]

"Oh Tweeeenkie Storrrrr.......my liddle bayyybeeee. Momma needs your help in the bathroom, Twinkie Storrrr"



Ever wonder why Twinkie looks so depressed when he hears AL's voice? (maybe this belongs in the NASTY thread)

 

[JambledUpWords]

"Oh Tweeeenkie Storrrrr.......my liddle bayyybeeee. Momma needs your help in the bathroom, Twinkie Storrrr"



Ever wonder why Twinkie looks so depressed when he hears AL's voice? (maybe this belongs in the NASTY thread)

How would an obese chihuahua help a deathfat wipe herself? I feel sorry if Twinkie has had to see Big Al getting wiped.