am I over 600 pounds? 1/23/19

[JambledUpWords]

Riveting content

• She hasn’t vlogged in a crazy minute
• She was not in the hospital
• Becky has been sick with a stomach virus
• Amber has been helping her
• Big Al does a Q&A
• She says some people in the Q&A are harsh and are haydurs
• Lots of people have assumptions about Big Al
• A lot of the questions are just praises from ambabies
• Al says it’s false that Becky wipes her after going to the bathroom
• In the 8000 steps challenge, she actually did walk 8000 steps
• She loves her furbabies
• She doesn’t mind animal hair on her clothes, it just shows how much she loves and cuddles them
• The give-away was legit and she did not choose the person with the most influence
• She likes Lana del Ray
• She doesn’t know what she’s going to have for breakfast the next day (she doesn’t even eat breakfast)

 

[Not me]

yes you are, fattie!

 

[W00K #17]

Going ALL in with the click bait after this week long drought. Youtube bucks must be getting a bit low.

Not gonna watch. One of you brave souls will summarize for me I hope.

 

[peengu]

Your mouth is telling me no
But your body
Your BODY
Is telling me YEESS

 

[pecansandies]

our gorl invented the "make assumptions about me" meme, I could not believe it

 

[Captain Ahab]

My bad. You’re just a dainty 550. It changes everything.

 

[RG 448]

I think it’s a shame that her weight loss vlogging, while clearly useful enough to viewers to generate a large fanbase, has not helped her lose weight herself. As an outsider not familiar with her body of work, I’m left wondering if there’s an underlying psychological factor regarding her persistent weight retention? Perhaps the help of a mental health professional would be benificial in this regard, assuming she has sought no such thing already. Either way, I certainly hope she figures herself out, for the sake of her many viewers who have come to depend on her content so heavily.

 

[Mr Foster]

This video is just .

Do you think we are as dumb as you are Hamby?

Come on gorl.

Edit: Amber, we can clearly see your arms cannot reach your ass. Its not a assumption, its just physics.

 

[PiggyPie]

Remember when 497 wasn't close to 500lbs?
Kiwi Farms remembers.

 

[pecansandies]

I think it’s a shame that her weight loss vlogging, while clearly useful enough to viewers to generate a large fanbase, has not helped her lose weight herself.

there could be 100 AL videos in a room and 99 won't be about weight loss, but just 1 will be and it will involve making chilli

 

[nostalgiaisadrug]

She's running out of ideas for videos, hence the click bait and why she took a week to upload this.

 

[Owlflaps]

At this point, what difference does it make? Whether she’s 550 or 600, she’s crawling closer to death. She can’t do basic things that many normal people take for granted.

 

[marjoram]

Never, never, NEVER gonna weigh more than 560 but when she does she'll TOTALLY tell us.....

Also---lovely rant about how she'll never put the Thumb in the position of being a carer, even tho that's Thumby's raison d'etre now.

Guess Big Al just doesn't wipe at all..........

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[JambledUpWords]

Big Al needs to do something more besides these sit-down videos. There’s a whole thread for possible video ideas. She should do some of them so she’ll be more entertaining.

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

I have to say, the NASTY thread has gotten more interesting than this riveting dribble she continues to produce ... she does need more ideas, but hey, our gorl is so simple, the most excitement in her day is probably her indigestion after wolfing down oranj chick'n

 

[AbyssStarer]

If Necks doesn't wipe her, and she doesn't wipe herself....does she sit on some kind of rigged up chair over a sprinkler? There's a vague chance she still might be able to wipe from the front, but women aren't supposed to do that because you'll drag bacteria and poop over your vag. Given all the painkillers she takes, would she notice if she had an infection?

 

[Dutch Courage]

Re: Becky wiping her ass

"If that were the case, then I wouldn't be in a relationship..."

And if that were the case, you'd never get your butt wiped then, would you?

 

[JambledUpWords]

I have to say, the NASTY thread has gotten more interesting than this riveting dribble she continues to produce ... she does need more ideas, but hey, our gorl is so simple, the most excitement in her day is probably her indigestion after wolfing down oranj chick'n

She should record a make our session with Becky for one of her videos. I’m sure it will be a hit.

 

[wylfım]

She still hasn't gotten over Six Hundred Elbees, her one and only true love, and she never will, because they were destined to be

 

[Masta]

She wants us to believe she did 8,000 steps challenge when she couldn’t even stick to her 2,000 step plan.