Official NASTY Thread for NASTY People - discuss throbbing clits and bathtub shits here (and only here)

[Scarboroughgirl]

every time i get a notif for this thread i cringe a little with morbid curiosity

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

Everything includes butt stuff, BDSM, fursuits, threesomes, etc.

So "everything" includes rimming. I mean 5 mill is a lot of money, but the thought of putting one's tongue on either Al or Beck's asshole is almost too much to stomach.

AL and Becky are fat and I would not give them fursuit rimjobs.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Finally a thread where I can discuss how I dream of ripping of my clothes and thrusting myself deep inside amber until I cum without being judged

No, I'm pretty sure you're still going to be judged.

I guess at least this thread makes a dandy appetite suppressant. Sheesh.

 

[blackbrook]

I do not have enough islamic content ratings for this thread.

 

[Orange//Net]

Oh, this is the official Amber and Becky feedee and fatter feedee thread. I knew it.
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If the person you have sex with (Al) can't even be bothered to wash their hair. RUN.
It's not as if she'll be able to chase you.

 

[AbraCadaver]

You asked for it.

Amber and Becky lay side by side on pillow mountain, watching Wayne's World and eating KFC. Amber glanced sideways, taking in the sight of Becky; the confident way she wears her backwards Rugrats ballcap. The gentle curves of her neck and body. The sensual way she licked the chicken grease off her fingertips, slowly, eyes half closed.

There had been a dry spell lately at the Gaylord Manor, but in that moment, something stirred deep inside Amber, a hunger more profound than that for fried chicken.

The room was heady with the sensual aromas of perfume, Febreeze, Airwicks, Glade plug-ins, musty sheets, chicken grease, and dog hair. But a new smell was permeating the air. Pheromones.

"BAAAAAAYBEEEEEEE" said Amber. "BAYBEEEEEEEE WILL YOU RUB MY BACK??"

She didn't really need her back rubbed. But she craved any excuse for Becky to touch her. "Sure." said Becky, reaching over with one hand and gently stroking her back. "My dead cousin loved this movie."

"WASN'T THAT YOUR NEPHEW?" said Amber. "Ihavemanydeadrelatives" mumbled Becky, looking away, a stormy expression across her face.

For a split second, Amber was almost compelled to feel empathy and compassion. A vague sense of concern for another human being washed across her. It was unfamiliar. Unsettling. She tried to think of something else. She had to stop this.

"Mycousinwhodiedalwayslikedwhenwe-""BAYBEE WILL YOU PASS ME SOME MORE CHICKEN?"

And just like that, the moment was over. Becky reached into the bucket of chicken, leaving a single greasy handprint on the back of Amber's shirt. Becky looked introspective for a moment as she passed Amber a chicken thigh, but soon she was watching the movie again with rapt attention.

Amber bit into the chicken thigh, bit with intensity and passion. The juices ran down her chin. She closed her eyes and moaned for a moment. Her taste buds awakened with the complex yet playful combination of salt, fat, MSG, spices. A chill ran down her spine. This was pleasure. She had barely chewed it three times when she gave into the urge to swallow. She had to feel it in her throat. Know that it was inside her. She shuddered. She hasn't known pleasure like this in at least 20 minutes. She had almost forgotten how good it could feel. She went for a second bite. Squirmed in her seat. This was too good to be true, but here it was, another bite of chicken. Unable to contain herself, she closed her eyes and let the waves of pleasure wash over her. In the background, Becky was mumbling something, but Amber could no longer hear it.

Right, well “in at least 20 minutes” made me laugh hard

 

[JambledUpWords]

I’m not that great at photoshop, but this is what I imagine Al looks like in a bikini. She should wear this to woo Becky

Spoiler

 

[Munchma Quchi]

If any of you guys got paid $5,000,000 for it, would you sex Big Al or Becky?

By sex, I mean doing EVERYTHING

Becky. I bet she showers.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Young, fit, attractive lesbian couples don't have sex ten times a week, let alone morbidly obese long term lesbian couples.

The amount of sex a couple has is correlated with the number of men in the couple. Lesbians the least, then straight couples, then gay male couples.

 

[sperginity]

No I'm trying to quarantine them here and keep them out of all other threads

Oh. I'm trying to shame them / give them blue balls.

I'm not mod material

 

[497]

Young, fit, attractive lesbian couples don't have sex ten times a week, let alone morbidly obese long term lesbian couples.

The amount of sex a couple has is correlated with the number of men in the couple. Lesbians the least, then straight couples, then gay male couples.

does it count if one male has low T and is neutered?

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

does it count if one male has low T and is neutered?

It's a statistical average, but I would bet my life savings that Rickie and Eric are having more sexytime than Amber and Becky.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

's a statistical average, but I would bet my life savings that Rickie and Eric are having more sexytime than Amber and Becky.

As a gay man, can confirm. In the beginning of a new relationship of course you're having sex all the time. But once that fades, it's usually once a day/every other day. Other couples I'm friends with are right around that same number. None of us are having sex twice a day, seven days a week, and fags are super obsessed with sex.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

When they do have sex or masterbate together, what role does Amberlynn prefer? Doesn't she prefer to be the dominant receiver? I imagine Amber thinks she's too good to do the dirty work.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

When they do have sex or masterbate together, what role does Amberlynn prefer? Doesn't she prefer to be the dominant receiver? I imagine Amber thinks she's too good to do the dirty work.

She could probably give Necks a UTI or yeast infection with that foundation smeared all over her beetus knuckles.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I have a feeling that the moment I stick my dick into Amber that it‘ll fall off.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

I have a feeling that the moment I stick my dick into Amber that it‘ll fall off.

That exact thing happened to Becky.

 

[Pizza Steve]

Do you think they make straps ons big brought to penetrate AL’s fat folds, or do you think Becky ties a broom to her waist and calls it a day.

 

[PiggyPie]

thanks for the nightmares

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Not exactly sex related, but I want to know the exact details of Amber's bathroom habits. I speculate that Becky has to wipe Amber's ass, but when Becky isn't around, Amber just throws a pad on to keep the sludge from getting on her clothes. That is more horrifying than lardass lesbian sex. Amber doesn't let her shampoo and conditioner lather and scrub on her hair nearly enough. We've seen the oily blobs of dandruff infested hair and yellow tinge on her neck folds. I doubt she washes her skin nearly long enough in the shower, either.