MY DIETITIANS RULES FOR ME!!!! 11/23/18

Even if there was a dietitian this incompetent, and even if this dietitian's plan for AL's weight loss would even work, it doesn't matter. AL doesn't even stick to her own diets as soon as the camera is shut off. I can't remember the last time she kept to a diet for longer than a week. This dietitian's routine could be a miracle cure that has AL shed hundreds of pounds in less than a year and AL wouldn't even pretend to be doing it for longer than 3 days because she is a black hole of emptiness whose entire life revolves around eating.
 
BULLSHIT. Who is this "dietician"? Because no one who is licensed to do anything related to health or fitness is going to say "yeah fuck it shove 3000 calories worth of fast food in your face every day.

Even IF she can still lose weight from the calories, the weight is not her only problem. You can look at her and how exhausted easily she gets and tell that her organs are in the process of just tapping out. What she eats matters.

So theory, the dietitian is a ruse, an attempt to kill Amber with fast food?
 
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Fly's down, Becks.
 
DubbleBubble dijo:
BULLSHIT. Who is this "dietician"? Because no one who is licensed to do anything related to health or fitness is going to say "yeah fuck it shove 3000 calories worth of fast food in your face every day.

Even IF she can still lose weight from the calories, the weight is not her only problem. You can look at her and how exhausted easily she gets and tell that her organs are in the process of just tapping out. What she eats matters.

So theory, the dietitian is a ruse, an attempt to kill Amber with fast food?
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Wouldn't a dietician want to do a blood panel before prescribing her 3000 cal fast food 5-6 days a week? Her body is a screaming 'beetus billboard and any doctor big AL sees is going to know a restricted diet is going to be the place to start. Best theory: like the rest of AL's team of doctors, this one also doesn't exist.
 
I even tried to wrap my head around the idea a diabetic specialist would be okay with any thing she said.

Oh wait, Fast Food is one of the main fucking reasons America has so many diabetics with out a previous genetic disposition.

So yah, way to go Hamber, you can't even lie properly about a Dietitian! You know, which if her amazingly useless ass had just -googled- she could have sound more convincing. Also imagine, this is almost a week old. She probably gained 10 pounds since.
 
FitBitch dijo:
Wouldn't a dietician want to do a blood panel before prescribing her 3000 cal fast food 5-6 days a week? Her body is a screaming 'beetus billboard and any doctor big AL sees is going to know a restricted diet is going to be the place to start. Best theory: like the rest of AL's team of doctors, this one also doesn't exist.
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Yes, they would. Al doesn't have medical insurance, you can be assured, she isn't seeing any one in the medical field. They'd instantly order the panel to determine if she's type 1, or type 2. Because frankly, organ failure is right up there at her size. Hard to make up a diet when you don't actually know what the patient is lacking vitamin wise etc, if they are diabetic, etc.

You actually need a referral to see a specialist because most people know how to eat properly.
 
the way she slapped beckys hands away when Becky tried to be affectionate didn’t go unnoticed either. Is she uncomfortable with affection or does she just dislike Becky?
 
Who wants to bet her “dietician” is a white-knighting enabler? I bet YT dollars another crocodile tears video is going to come up where she wails, makes her big old wheezing song and dance, and claim that things didn’t work out with this magical dietician.
 
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Her dress is still on backwards. Has nobody told her or does she just not care?
 
DubbleBubble dijo:
BULLSHIT. Who is this "dietician"? Because no one who is licensed to do anything related to health or fitness is going to say "yeah fuck it shove 3000 calories worth of fast food in your face every day.

Even IF she can still lose weight from the calories, the weight is not her only problem. You can look at her and how exhausted easily she gets and tell that her organs are in the process of just tapping out. What she eats matters.

So theory, the dietitian is a ruse, an attempt to kill Amber with fast food?
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I'm almost positive I remember some woman offering her services as a dietician to Amber at no charge. She seemed very sweet and genuine, and it got a ton of likes. Wish I could screenshot it now, but it's like finding a needle in a haystack at this point.
 
The dietitian (if real) is giving her small goals to improve her eating. It's realistic, and then you add more small goals after the new changes are established habits. Small improvements are more doable, but it's also easier to erase all the progress made in a single day. I don't think she has enough discipline to reduce her fast food intake one day a week. She needs surgery to physically stop her from eating.
 
4/10 troll.

Becky’s definitely growing her hair because of the fat face comment at the pride that never was and it looks stupid as fuck especially with her hat.

Hope she found time to pick up a camera during the great feast. If the backwards dress was filmed on the 17th we won’t see Turkey Day Mania till approximately Flag Day.

Good to see Becky dressed in her finest flannel, graphic T and acid washed distressed jeans. Showing her family she really made it with Sugar Mama AL.
 
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What the fuck is that shit on the corner of her gargantuan maw??
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I think she filmed this immediately after her "eat a burger in 5 bites" video because I saw that on her in that video.

She's definitely not gonna show her Thanksgiving mukbinge even though that would be great content, and even Chantal showed her Canadian Thanksgiving mukbang. Any other content creator would capitalize on that.

She's alluded to "I could film all my videos for the month in one or two days and then do nothing the rest of the month, but I dont!" Yeah sure.
 
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