DSP's Thanksgiving Day Victimhood 2018 - A Holiday tradition
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- 22 de Mar, 2017
ULTIMATE WORST OPTION - SELL MY HUGE HOUSE
Now listing off a bunch of average reasons why it would be disastrous
complaining about selling the house being a painstaking thing - not like people have been telling him to do it for years
if only he had another property just sitting empty
Now listing off a bunch of average reasons why it would be disastrous
complaining about selling the house being a painstaking thing - not like people have been telling him to do it for years
if only he had another property just sitting empty
Agentsmith
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- 21 de Sep, 2018
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- 1 de Ene, 2018
#savethehouse arc 2: Beg harder
At least he put a number on it this time
At least he put a number on it this time
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- 14 de Ene, 2018
He said the J Word.
Of course, it's impossible.
Of course, it's impossible.
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- 11 de Mar, 2018
I love how he acts like he couldn't possibly sell it, but the subtext there is he couldn't afford to sell it AT A LOSS. He could sell it, easy, but he refuses to because he won't make maximum money from the place. Classic Phil.
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- 22 de Mar, 2017
Watching the Tevin BACK IN TIME stream the other night where DSP and Panda are just going around visiting these huge houses in Washington and mentioning 'bonus floors' etc was just wild, I'd forgotten about stuff like that. It was a terrible purchase at the time. Even worse now.
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- 1 de Ene, 2018
gib my $16k
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- 22 de Mar, 2017
Parents getting sick and old and offered to pay for him to fly out and see them for the first time in years
can't do it due to his living situation out there
wow
even says that he may not ever get to see them again because of it with them getting old
what a complete scumbag, go visit your fucking parents for a few days - you take time off often.
can't do it due to his living situation out there
wow
even says that he may not ever get to see them again because of it with them getting old
what a complete scumbag, go visit your fucking parents for a few days - you take time off often.
The end of DarkSydePhil 
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- 18 de Feb, 2018
This is classic black shirt begging Phil, saying the same classic throwback lines about not being able to move to Connecticut, that YouTube has been slow, detractors are ruining his life, can’t ask his parents for help, him and Leann-KAT have plans for the future they can’t plan for without stability. Etc etc.
This is a fantastic nod to some classic DSP from the series writers - every long running series needs that retrospective episode where they show clips from the past, this is Phil’s.
Edit: fuck me he just said ‘I’d like to meet my parents again, even if it’s for the last time.’
This is a fantastic nod to some classic DSP from the series writers - every long running series needs that retrospective episode where they show clips from the past, this is Phil’s.
Edit: fuck me he just said ‘I’d like to meet my parents again, even if it’s for the last time.’
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- 21 de Dic, 2017
The following quotes are PARAPHRASED to remove unnecessary crap. Feel free to correct as needed.
"That money - that "phantom money" that I owed got charged to all my credit cards. I should be good on state taxes from now on. My credit cards are maxxed out though."
"That (state taxes) was all paid in June of this year."
"Didn't even have the credit to buy a playstation 4."
"all my games were bough with YOUR tips!"
"I was hoping I could pay off all that shit."
"Well... time for the full story about me and Curse! I never told you the story!"
"I had to leave Curse. I got contacted by them, they didn't want to put it into writing. They told me they knew I had been around for 10 years. They knew I had lots of negative attention. They knew I did nothing wrong. They told me about how I got all these false flags."
"They told me in 2018 youtube was changing, and the trolls made claims that caused Curse to kick me."
"Curse in 2018 had a new policy where they had to manually review every report on their partners. They had to review every claim."
"They would daily get like 200 things on their desk and have to manually investigate."
"They backed me... to a point."
"The state tax situation caused me to get reported hundreds of times a day claiming I was scamming people."
"The man power of clearing my name was more expensive than keeping me."
"We had talks for a month and a half, and even though Curse said I did nothing wrong, they said they had to end the partnership."
"When you're on your own, reports go through youtube, and they don't bother to review those."
"It was these people that steal my content and report me. Them. They are the problem."
"It took me three weeks to get Google employees off their lazy asses after that to fix my adsense account."
"When that got fixed, I decided to make longer videos, and that also made my revenue dip."
"It was like a triple-fucking-whammy. I made less than half from before."
"Things did get slightly better."
"There is no longer an incentive to having a partner company."
"Everything was totally maxxed out BEFORE the partnership saga."
At this point the spotlight hits Tut.
"He helped me out, even though he planned to screw me over. He still helped me out. I would have had no money."
"I was very skeptical the whole time. After 2 months he revealed himself to be a troll."
"He attacked my mods and threatened to beat them up. He said he didn't like me any more (I assume he said this with tears in his eyes)."
"Tut told other people this was a long con, told them he intended to screw me over from the start."
"Even though Tut says he got the money back, he didn't."
"Nothing he ever did screwed me over and I was fine."
"However... he derailed me completely and totally fucked up my channel."
"They all saw his tips and didn't contribute."
"I didn't want to tell you guys everything was going bad."
"I think Tut caused me to have a short term gain but screwed me over."
At this point I started laughing because he claimed, more or less, to be bullet proof and them claimed Tut shot him in the head. I had to come back in a couple minutes. I also ran out of Irish Cream.
"So, why am I telling you all of this?"
"My cards are all maxxed, even though I did nothing wrong, then Curse, YouTube, and Tut fucked me in a gangbang."
"I don't have a single dollar for my federal taxes."
"My account got overdrawn."
"It's all screwed up because of when they pay me during the month."
"Here's the deal..."
"I have a few options:
1. Loans I don't think I can get. Kat said she could give more money but I don't think it can help.
2. Refinancing the house. (Oh shit I hope you lose it you dumb fuck) I got someone to really look at it. But the news is not good. I'm not kidding it could reduce my payment by $2,000. BUT I need 2 years of CONSISTANT income. (Yer fucked, fat boi) As of this year I *might* qualify for a refinance but they need tax returns, but because of tax situation... (AHAHAHAHA YER DOUBLE FUCKED) It might happen but probably not. My parents can help me cause they're elderly now. They do what they can.
3. I could raise the money until April. IN ADDITION TO CURRENT INCOME I need another $16,000 by April.
4. Sell the house (YESSSS) But..."
"My whole business is based out of this office. I can't do it without this shitty little room."
"I would have to sell my shit, make money to list the house (Huh, DSP, those two seemed connected), Move again, I don't have any of the money for this."
"People tell me to get another job. I work 10-4, then I work 5-9 at night. I couldn't do it."
"Move back to the condo? I can't because *insert broken record reasons*"
"The trolls could find another way to fuck me."
"If I continue to have such natural growth I might make the tax deadline of April, but I really need to get a refinance."
"What the fuck do I do? (Kill yourself)"
"My parents are getting older. To the point where they're having health problems or whatever. They didn't tell me though."
"They want me to fly over and they want to meet the cat."
"I'm up to a point where there's so much to hide... It's tough."
"This might be the last time to see my parents but I gotta pay my taxes."
"Ideally, if I can make my way out of the tax situation.... *mindless blathering*"
"I need to tough it out."
"What's the next thing I can't pay?"
"That money - that "phantom money" that I owed got charged to all my credit cards. I should be good on state taxes from now on. My credit cards are maxxed out though."
"That (state taxes) was all paid in June of this year."
"Didn't even have the credit to buy a playstation 4."
"all my games were bough with YOUR tips!"
"I was hoping I could pay off all that shit."
"Well... time for the full story about me and Curse! I never told you the story!"
"I had to leave Curse. I got contacted by them, they didn't want to put it into writing. They told me they knew I had been around for 10 years. They knew I had lots of negative attention. They knew I did nothing wrong. They told me about how I got all these false flags."
"They told me in 2018 youtube was changing, and the trolls made claims that caused Curse to kick me."
"Curse in 2018 had a new policy where they had to manually review every report on their partners. They had to review every claim."
"They would daily get like 200 things on their desk and have to manually investigate."
"They backed me... to a point."
"The state tax situation caused me to get reported hundreds of times a day claiming I was scamming people."
"The man power of clearing my name was more expensive than keeping me."
"We had talks for a month and a half, and even though Curse said I did nothing wrong, they said they had to end the partnership."
"When you're on your own, reports go through youtube, and they don't bother to review those."
"It was these people that steal my content and report me. Them. They are the problem."
"It took me three weeks to get Google employees off their lazy asses after that to fix my adsense account."
"When that got fixed, I decided to make longer videos, and that also made my revenue dip."
"It was like a triple-fucking-whammy. I made less than half from before."
"Things did get slightly better."
"There is no longer an incentive to having a partner company."
"Everything was totally maxxed out BEFORE the partnership saga."
At this point the spotlight hits Tut.
"He helped me out, even though he planned to screw me over. He still helped me out. I would have had no money."
"I was very skeptical the whole time. After 2 months he revealed himself to be a troll."
"He attacked my mods and threatened to beat them up. He said he didn't like me any more (I assume he said this with tears in his eyes)."
"Tut told other people this was a long con, told them he intended to screw me over from the start."
"Even though Tut says he got the money back, he didn't."
"Nothing he ever did screwed me over and I was fine."
"However... he derailed me completely and totally fucked up my channel."
"They all saw his tips and didn't contribute."
"I didn't want to tell you guys everything was going bad."
"I think Tut caused me to have a short term gain but screwed me over."
At this point I started laughing because he claimed, more or less, to be bullet proof and them claimed Tut shot him in the head. I had to come back in a couple minutes. I also ran out of Irish Cream.
"So, why am I telling you all of this?"
"My cards are all maxxed, even though I did nothing wrong, then Curse, YouTube, and Tut fucked me in a gangbang."
"I don't have a single dollar for my federal taxes."
"My account got overdrawn."
"It's all screwed up because of when they pay me during the month."
"Here's the deal..."
"I have a few options:
1. Loans I don't think I can get. Kat said she could give more money but I don't think it can help.
2. Refinancing the house. (Oh shit I hope you lose it you dumb fuck) I got someone to really look at it. But the news is not good. I'm not kidding it could reduce my payment by $2,000. BUT I need 2 years of CONSISTANT income. (Yer fucked, fat boi) As of this year I *might* qualify for a refinance but they need tax returns, but because of tax situation... (AHAHAHAHA YER DOUBLE FUCKED) It might happen but probably not. My parents can help me cause they're elderly now. They do what they can.
3. I could raise the money until April. IN ADDITION TO CURRENT INCOME I need another $16,000 by April.
4. Sell the house (YESSSS) But..."
"My whole business is based out of this office. I can't do it without this shitty little room."
"I would have to sell my shit, make money to list the house (Huh, DSP, those two seemed connected), Move again, I don't have any of the money for this."
"People tell me to get another job. I work 10-4, then I work 5-9 at night. I couldn't do it."
"Move back to the condo? I can't because *insert broken record reasons*"
"The trolls could find another way to fuck me."
"If I continue to have such natural growth I might make the tax deadline of April, but I really need to get a refinance."
"What the fuck do I do? (Kill yourself)"
"My parents are getting older. To the point where they're having health problems or whatever. They didn't tell me though."
"They want me to fly over and they want to meet the cat."
"I'm up to a point where there's so much to hide... It's tough."
"This might be the last time to see my parents but I gotta pay my taxes."
"Ideally, if I can make my way out of the tax situation.... *mindless blathering*"
"I need to tough it out."
"What's the next thing I can't pay?"
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- 12 de Oct, 2017
Parents are dying. Has 16,000 in taxes to pay. Awful fanbase. Meme of the internet. Begs for a living. First house is massive and costs tonnes of money. Second house that's empty and costing money every month.
Huge credit card bills.
May never see his parents ever again Kappa
And STILL he refuses to change, and thinks streaming will work out in the end.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Huge credit card bills.
May never see his parents ever again Kappa
And STILL he refuses to change, and thinks streaming will work out in the end.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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- 6 de Nov, 2018
I'm just confused generally speaking as to which part of this makes up "an amazing life together" to Kat? 16K in the hole, date nights at the city dump and sleeping alone while your man hits the bottle and blames a rich teenager on the internet for all his problems into the wee small hours.
Pre-tears and Tevin salt!
Pre-tears and Tevin salt!
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- 1 de Ene, 2018
"I don't like to point fingers"
DaveSydeBennet
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- 27 de Jul, 2018
Just say it already, Dave. “I need you to give me $16k so I can sit and play video games for another 10 years.”
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- 29 de Mar, 2018
TEARS