DSP's Thanksgiving Day Victimhood 2018 - A Holiday tradition

[kamekmagik]

I love when DSP "quotes" people and it just sounds like DSP talking. One hundred trillion percent this conversation didn't happen.

Wow Phil We've really gotten to know you and we love your content. Look, you've done nothing wrong, it's the mentally ill detractors. We really don't want to get rid of you but YouTube has forced our hand

 

[Comma]

Has anyone figured out which of these 1000 problems from the far past is the real current problem?

Well, to put it short: it's the detractors and trolls. Phil did nothing wrong.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Who were these "other peepul" Tut was talking to revealing he was a troll all along? You'd think that sort of thing would end up on here, no?

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Has anyone figured out which of these 1000 problems from the far past is the real current problem?

Yeah I don't think he's even there yet. His problem is he has too many problems. Now Tut "the gahdsend" is in the firing line for giving him Daddy's Money.

T-Pose Counter: 1

 

[Comma]

Complains about October being the worst income-wise, even though it had the most games. Directly connects that with Tut donating so much in the months before that other people didn't feel the need to donate as well.

Does not connect it to the fact that he's a whiny manchild that throws a tantrem yelling about games and developers sucking whenever a game's not going his way.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

"I don't have a single dollar to put towards my federal taxes". And there it is.

 

[Wurstbrot]

He has not a single dollar for federal taxes because of all the things which happened, and nothing of that was his fault of course. He made amazing life decisions.
That's the problem.

Whoever voted for taxes, congratulations.

I want to know what the consequences will be if he won't get his shekels.

 

[SleepyNibba]

More loans? are you fucking stupid?

 

[notquiteaperson]

God I've missed these black shirt begging videos. Classic Phil, absolutely nothing has changed.

 

[Comma]

He's listing his options to overcome his financial stuff:

1. Take out more loans (lol)
2. Refinance the house

Also: he says that Kat has offered to give a bigger percentage of her paychecks than she's currently doing.

 

[SupremeVictory]

Khet LOVES the situation their in? How Phil can say that with a straight face is beyond reason.

 

[Xerxers]

He is either lying, or he is seriously fucked

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

I just love how he takes no responsibility for anything. Half of what happened to him is a direct result of his decisions.

 

[Faded]

This is the most complicated telltale story I've ever heard.
I'm so confused.

Anyone else?

 

[Forbidden Math]

The solution of all of his problems sounds pretty simple to me: Get a job.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

He's still fucking mooching off his parents, holy shit. In the same breath he says his parents are frail and elderly, yet his dad still works a full time job. Get it together, nigga.

 

[Jotaro]

so Khet's offered to give him more money from her paycheck, but not all that she possibly could - his soulmate, they're building a life together, right?

but he's gonna end up begging viewers to fix his shitty life choices instead

 

[SupremeVictory]

• TUT
• TIPS
  
• TEVIN
• TAXES
• TROLLS
  
• TYRONE
• TURKEY

Stream in a nutshell

 

[Xerxers]

Why did he even move into a house like this? He doesn't need a house this big

 

[Fuckyoudad]

He need $16,000 for taxes by April. Wauh dood.

"selling this house would be an incredibly pains-taking thing".