HO HO HO! SECRET SANTA 2018 TIME! - THREAD CLOSED; IF YOU WISH TO POST GIFTS, POST IN THE SECRET SANTA 2018 GIFTS THREAD!!!

[Y2K Baby]

her ass is so firm she could use it to serve drinks with)

Hahaha, yeah.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Do it. My mom is lonely.

I'll do it.

 

[bearycool]

Tl;dr @Y2K Baby wants his present

 

[Y2K Baby]

Tl;dr @Y2K Baby wants his present

THIS

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

Name: @Mao Hao Hao

Likes: Horror media, anime, dogs, studying up on exotic diseases/parasites, video games, most forms of music, old-timey gangsters, the Yakuza and strange animals (platypus, echidna, axolotl etc).

Dislikes: Politics, babies/children, stupid conspiracy theorists, reality TV, extreme vegans.

Fun fact about me: I am crazily double jointed

Can you be an XMAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No

 

[Y2K Baby]

babies/children

Smh.

 

[GS 281]

Pls stop shitting the thread up its hard enough to keep tabs on stuff is dudes. sorry.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Name: @PsychoNerd054
Likes: 90s Techno Music, Physics, Mathematics, Chips and Salsa, Sega Genesis Games, Memes, Shitposts
Dislikes: Thesaurus abuse, Pseudo-Intellectuals, Overly-Sensitive People, Shippers
Fun fact about me: This is my very first Secret Santa
Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Sure, anything to help.

 

[DavieCrockerJump]

Name: @DavieCrockerJump

Likes: Art, animation, cute women from Nippon, cooking, surfing, prog rock

Dislikes: Uppity homosexuals and homicidal coon baboons

Fun Fact About Me: I once drowned a bee with honey because I was bored

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No

 

[GS 281]

Okay so we have a list of people currently obligated to participate. There is about 37 hours left to register if you wish to participate.

@A Name But Backwards
@PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue
@skiddlez
@CharlesBarkley
@boulderblundermatt
@registereduser
@Ratko_Falco
@8777BB5
@Haunter
@Pickelhaube
@Cricket
@Tommy Wiseau Kin
@MerriedxReldnahc
@Yog-Sothoth
@Kiwi Jeff
@Terror Rism
@ChurchOfGodBear
@Okkervils
@Ride
@Sword Fighter Super
@Feraligatr
@Kari Kamiya
@The Last Stand
@lolcow field researcher
@Zaryiu
@CasualSeppuku
@Yutyrannus
@Big Bad Brat
@White bubblegum
@atari
@Pepito
@Cho Chan
@Devilish Jack o Lantern
@araiguma
@Banh Xeo
@Brock Hard Onix
@Jewelsmakerguy
@TheMockTurtle
@BubbleButt
@Lysenko
@Abortions4All
@xenomorph
@Manly-Chicken
@Oscar Wildean
@uncleShitHeel
@LofaSofa
@awoo
@Pervious
@exhausted
@Ava_Merlot
@Cake Farts
@Sidon's fleshlight
@SweetDefeat01
@Mongolian_CoolRat
@Vrakks
@Coelacanth
@emspex
@YourMommasBackstory
@nyess
@sad cowboy cat
@yawning sneasel
@Deadwaste
@TheDrivelBroadcast
@Desire Lines
@MysticMisty
@Gengar
@Sexy Times Hitler
@DICKPICSRUS
@Valiant
@RatManStan
@metroid_fetish
@Burning Fanatic
@Lunete
@Scratch This Nut
@Jerry_ smith56
@diana
@_blank_
@FatFuckFrank
@Sluggs
@desertfoxgoggles
@Strong Tranni Role Model
@Jewed Hunter
@Big Bad Fish
@Autismo Pinochet
@Ptolemy
@Woomy
@Toxinophile
@liliput
@thismanlies
@SpergPatrol
@murdercats
@ShanghaiGuy
@Brother Rabbit
@LordKaT
@Chicken Picnic (ASK ME ABOUT MAH FIBRO)
@Spelling Bee
@Dr.Research
@tampax pearl
@admiral
@Mapo Tofu
@Botched Tit Job
@Coccxys
@Frito
@suicide girl
@Shark Tiddays
@Prussian Blue
@GarthMarenghisDankplace
@NimertiS
@Thalidomide
@MasterDisaster
@MorganaIsMyReligion
@TheImportantFart
@Randall Fragg
@Yolandi
@Durable Mike Malloy
@Zorin OS Is Awesome
@Platypus
@Nick Gars
@Jamesathy
@Stoned Alex Jones
@Reynard
@SinEater
@disky
@SpaceQuakes
@ATaxingWoman
@FitBitch
@Kurosaki Ichigo
@Dia de Muertos
@Sadcake
@Mr. Duck
@Captain Olimar
@DatBepisTho
@Cedric_Eff
@Cinderblock
@Dick Pooman
@Dicaprio Delorean
@Dirt McGirt
@Star Galactics
@Smiling Drought
@wendy
@Kelly Bundy
@Y2K Baby
@Feline Darkmage
@Mao Hao Hao
@PsychoNerd054
@DavieCrockerJump
@AnAccount
@Dave from Accounting
@Zebedee
@BadHabits
@Miel67
@Idea Waifu
@FixinShibe
@ISOPODEYES
@Old Wizard
@Boyfriend Coefficient
@Bwuah Boiyo
@Cantaloupine
@Heckler1
@TheCapybara
@Fandom Trash
@The Great Chandler
@Andrew Neiman
@Fougaro
@Leapin_Lizards_98
@wabbits
@WoodlumHax
@Webby's Boyfriend
@MillionaireMadman
@The 8 of Spades
@Tealeaf
@Mender Bug
@BSV
@Sedim Entari
@Sammy
@RisingPheonix
@Incognito Mood
@Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost

 

[AnAccount]

yo can I register please.

Name: @AnAccount

Likes: WW2, WW1, Japan, Naval and Air technology. Vidya games and Sci Fi

Dislikes: people who take stuff to seriously. Assumptions

Fun fact. I'm currently trying to learn to draw. I also suck at it, and that's what I'll probably do, expect any drawing to look much worse then even early sonichu. But I'll put effort in.

 

[Dave from Accounting]

Name: @Dave from Accounting

Likes: shitty movies, drawing, Spooky Content, weird indie music, video games

Dislikes: furries, oppression olympics, tryhards, video games

Fun Fact About Me: I own way too many cacti.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Maybe? I have no idea what it is but it sounds cool

 

[ES 148]

As an addenum to my profile, my name jeff

 

[Zebedee]

WOOOOOOOO IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU FEELING IT YET?!!?!?!!?

Name: @Zebedee
Likes: Games Workshop, Warhammer, Vidya games, alcohol, conspiracy theories (the more plausible yet outlandish the better), awful jokes (in both senses of the term).
Dislikes: Tryhards, tumblr shit, furry shit.

Fun fact: I make my own alcohol.

 

[sysctl --system]

I’ll sign up again but if my secret santa flakes again i want their name so I can bust em in the fuckin chops

Name: @BadHabits

Likes: Yakuza, No More Heroes, shitty experimental noise bands, relatable stoner comics with animal characters, witches

Dislikes: Honestly man fuck bluegrass and yeehaw twitter

Fun Fact About Me: I built/programmed a robot that took third place in a regional competition

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Sure

 

[The Cunting Death]

More people need to sign up tbqh

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Name: @Miel67
Likes: My likes were too general last time; Horror game lets plays, free games, aliens
Dislikes: Omegle, Steven Universe MMD Memes, my teddy bear's stuffing coming out.
Fun fact about me: Um, I have stronk thighs
Can I be a X-Mas Bot 9000: Nope

 

[Idea Waifu]

Here is my Tinder application to find my boyfriend-free girl soulmate

Name: @Idea Waifu

Likes: Anime (not mecha), Videogames, Spiders, Cute girls, Cute Traps, Mystery Psychological things, Dark themes, Colorful Themes, Sci-fi, world war 2 things, people that suffer by their own actions, Dark humor, Rain, Cyberpunk, Post apocalyptic worlds, Lemon pie and Tea, Math

Dislikes: High Conformism, Total incompetence, Fandoms, Pugs and Dachshund, Victim Cards, Sun, Hive Minds, Everything related to Feminism, SJW and other bullshit, Politics

Fun Fact About Me: I don't have any talent aside from complaining about everything

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No

 

[Shibaru]

Name: FixinShibe
Likes: Dead Malls, Automotive, Early 2000's America, Racing
Dislikes: Amazon, Priuses, Smart Cars, Walmart
Fun Fact About Me: I'm Gonna be the Proud Owner of a 2002 Volkswagen Passat V6
Can i Be an X-Mas Spirit Bot 9000?: Depends, i'm not sure how my spare time will pan out.

 

[Valstrax]

Name: @ISOPODEYES

Likes: Lo-fi, Deltarune (sadly), spider girls, Khonjin House

Dislikes: Obese cunts, genital mutilation, faggots

Fun Fact About Me: I can make some goodass ramen with barbeque sauce, hot sauce and cream cheese.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No