💤 Inactive Dylan Hafertepen / Dylan Häs / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow / dylanhasdesign - Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

[Snuckening]

It gets so much worse.

I found an archive of the contract between Dylan and his harem.

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"Additionally, a pup will submit to all orders for body modifications, including piercings, tattoos, scrotal saline inflation as well as body growth supplements including steroids and HGH - in accordance to the wishes of the Master."

"A pup will identify as any name that his Master bestows upon him. If the name sticks, the pup will be encouraged to change the name legally."

"A pup’s social world is his Master, over the duration of his service it is expected that social connections outside of one’s Master fall away until the pup is completely socially and emotionally dependant upon his Master, finding contact with other people pointless, unfruitful and unfulfilling."

"A pup is to relinquish his salary to his Master, who will ensure the money is securely saved."

So they're literally his slaves. He has total control over them. No wonder Jack went back, with all the legal threats and financial blackmail; seems like Dylan corners the pups so they can't leave.

Well that seems perfectly reasonable and normal...

 

[AnOminous]

His ankles give away that he is not as tall as he would like people to believe.

A ripped manlet is still a manlet.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

This sounds less like reality and more like the plot of some edgy tryhard gay flash animation from early 2000s Newgrounds.

 

[Snuckening]

Holy shit those balls. How does one get turned on by such gargantuan balls?

How do you even live with them? He must need some weird bra/jockstrap hybrid, and pray he never has to run a few steps. Even fully dressed, he must look like the Chad form the "virgin vs..." meme.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

You’d think all those black chicks dying from silicone butt injections would be a hint to not have a shady guy inject it into your balls.

 

[Super Collie]

I stared at his nutsack for a good 30 seconds trying to think how he walks or even how he's into that sort of thing. How does that thing even work? Does it work? Also, is he shot? the muscles are throwing me off

Saline/silicone basically fills in the scrotal "void" around the testicles, so even though they appear very large what you end up with is not unlike putting an M&M inside of an inflated balloon. The fact that it just fills in said void is why more often than not it turns the organ into one giant sphere instead of something with two distinct balls inside of it. They still "work" because the injected substances are inert within the human body, but the substances can (and will) migrate within the body which is why in the nude pics of Dylan he's wearing a sort of ring around the top of his nutsack. It's to prevent that from happening.

Also injecting shit into your shaft is basically a guaranteed way to render it unusable and permanently flaccid.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Here's Dylan's explanation of his breakup with Jack. Note how he is always the victim. (Archive)

Here's Dylan talking about what happened after the breakup. (Archive)

And this is grade-A hypocrisy.

And Dylan's mother:

 

[PsychoNerd054]

You’d think all those black chicks dying from silicone butt injections would be a hint to not have a shady guy inject it into your balls.

But the science behind why that shit will kill you is not nearly as important as looking all swole. Silicone is nothing more than magic growth serum after all.

 

[lamp shade]

How does he manage to rope all of these guys in? He must have some charm to be able to do all this, but he’s a gross little hobbit. I would think he’d be lucky to find one person to do that shit.

Also, someone else mentioned it, but doesn’t putting silicone in your dick make it useless? I know there was at least one case where a guy put a ton into his and he could no longer get errections, which frustrated him, but he still claimed it was worth it....

 

[Tigerwatch]

(Gay) men are so fucking weird.

"Let's pump chemical shit into our balls!1 Nothing bad will happen!1

Also aren't huge balls kinda uncomfortable and annoying?

Testicles are fucking important for hormone production etc. Injecting chemicals into them is insane.

I've actually wondered this before, about why there are so many gay men with extreme/gross/fucked up fetishes.

Degeneracy breeds degeneracy, so I imagine it has something to do with when homosexuality was heavily demonized as a disgusting paraphilia. The men who wanted to have missionary sex with their husband while the lights are on were grouped with people into BDSM and similar things. The only way for these men to get any kind of sex would be to associate with these sexually depraved people and had gotten roped into whatever scat prolapse sex they were having. And if society saw gay vanilla sex as being basically the same as jerking off with vomit, why would you bother trying to maintain a normal sex life?
It's well known that sex was prominent in the early days of American LGBT activism because their identities were described as being an abnormal fetish. Since LGBT activism grew out of abnormal sex and gay men were the ones especially having the most depraved sex, it continues to be common with gay men.

 

[Haesindang Park]

I wonder if he could kill people just by teabagging them.

 

[The Great Chandler]

And Dylan's mother:
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I'm surprised how ok he is with his mom. Most guys like him would rid their lives from conservative thinking parents like that.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

He claims to have had suicidal thoughts and sought therapy (archive)

Angus' origin story (NSFW archive)

Dylan's post about small claims court (archive)

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Here's Dylan's explanation of his breakup with Jack. Note how he is always the victim. (Archive)

Here's Dylan talking about what happened after the breakup. (Archive)

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And this is grade-A hypocrisy.

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And Dylan's mother:
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Of fucking course he soyfaces.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

How does he manage to rope all of these guys in? He must have some charm to be able to do all this, but he’s a gross little hobbit. I would think he’d be lucky to find one person to do that shit.

Two words: love bombing.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

And here I thought the internet could not shock me anymore

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Two words: love bombing.

This. It’s typical cult behavior of targeting people with low self esteem and then isolating them and making them dependent on the cult leader. Even if they want to leave, he’s financially in control, they have no friends to help and his past behavior has shown he is willing to sue them and attempt to ruin them if they leave.
It probably helps that they have the same bizarre fetish. Most people aren’t into the disfigured He-Manlet with hydrocele look.

 

[ATaleOfSofa]

Good God, I scarfed down a bottle of Truvada just to get halfway through this thread.

 

[Heckler1]

It looks like a scrawny kid wearing a fake muscle suit.

 

[AmpleApricots]

After reading (parts of) the OP I come to the conclusion that I'd be ok with everyone involved dying.

Also I assume he's probably some overpaid Silicon Valley IT something-something and just has money. That's how he ropes young guys in. (It's also the only industry in the only part of the world I could think of where you could earn lots of money and being accepted for looking like that freakshow)

Maybe Trump can come to a mutual agreement with Russia that they'll nuke San Francisco.