Twitter 10/17 - Chris wouldn't visit Megan because she has a gun

The idea of Megan waiting with guns reminds me of the new Halloween trailer, where Laurie is waiting with an arsenal of weapons for when Michael comes back for her.
 
The Captain dijo:
I spoke with Megan, told her about the tweets and she said she has guns and asked me to let him know.

So that's exactly what I did. I don't want Chris shot.
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Let's face it too: she would have every reason to pop him. At this point there's no telling what he's capable of.
 
A decade after the guy draws a picture of him deedling Megan, and he still has the ovaries to keep harassing her. Talk about not taking NO for an answer, the CPU goddess just fundamentally can't compute.
 
AnAccount dijo:
what if someone tells Chris he can overcome her gun with the power of true and honest love and friendship :heart-full:

No but really don't. The sad thing is he might believe it.
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I’m sure about a thousand people are tweeting that to him in spite of the fact that he’ll never read it.
 
What would he even say? "Hey Megan, I know you were the mastermind of the trollin' stupid train, but I have awakened as a CPU goddess and you must open your heart and release your inner CPU goddess so we can merge our reality with C-197 otherwise I won't give birth to my CPU-given daughter Crystal."

Much like Chris I'm too lazy to add the stutters and gasps for air.
 
If there is one thing that Chris has learned, it's how to push peoples buttons when it comes to begging(the dogs, cats, Barb, Christorical relics, etc). He has always been obsessed with Megan and he knows from peoples reactions that there is a largish group of people that are also obsessed with that aspect of Christory, so even bringing her name into it(and whether or not he would actually go to see her is another topic altogether) is a way of bringing in those $$$.
 
This is a strange case of Chris being self aware.

Chris must know he’d be totally unwelcome going to Megan’s house, and may cause an incredible amount of anxiety considering the terms they left on (“I’m putting some serious effort into not raping you right now”)

That isn’t what’s stopping him though. What’s stopping him is the fact that Megan can actually do something about it.

It’s amazing that Chris understands that aside from his best intentions and the fact that he’s trying to extend the olive branch, he’ll actually be perceived as a fucking lunatic
 
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"Ich habe mich darauf vorbereitet.."
Megan Ilsa Schroeder- 2018
 
Does Chris even know about the sexual connotations of the term "Goddess?"

Calling her that isn't helping his case.
 
Lord Humungus dijo:
This is a strange case of Chris being self aware.

Chris must know he’d be totally unwelcome going to Megan’s house, and may cause an incredible amount of anxiety considering the terms they left on (“I’m putting some serious effort into not raping you right now”)

That isn’t what’s stopping him though. What’s stopping him is the fact that Megan can actually do something about it.

It’s amazing that Chris understands that aside from his best intentions, what he’s doing is a bit crazy
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I think Chris is self aware enough when it comes to serious consequences, the issue is that currently there is no one in his life who is seriously coming down on top of him with regards to all this magic stuff, if that happened I think Chris would start acting a long less stupid.

It doesn't get more serious than a gun and as soon as that comes into the conversation, he backs off.
 
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