🐮 Lolcow Gregory Raymond Buell / Greg Buell / Greg Lovestar / Greg Windcar Buell + Much More - Inventor of Electric Windmill Car, Observed by CIA, Wishes to Cure Cancer With Harem of Dr. Wives

[chunkygoth]

I too would like an army of doctor wives. Who wouldn't?

 

[PT 404]

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

went to the amazon page of his latest book. clicked on the back cover to read the summary. found this instead:

fyi: his youtube is mostly of random footage from around town and he is not very verbose. most of what he says is jibberish.

also, it seems that he's fixed his teeth recently:

he's a hero and will be my next avatar. dibs.

 

[OG 666]

Fuck, every time I think I've found something really good, I find something even better. Here's an extremely long poem about 9/11 and how it relates to the electric windmill car.

 

[Boxy Brown]

fyi: his youtube is mostly of random footage from around town and he is not very verbose. most of what he says is jibberish.

Yeah, everything is not doom and gloom with Greg. He appears to be in a pretty chill headspace at the moment. He bikes around town and talks to himself, but in a happy way.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

This guy is like the second coming Gene Ray, wisest man on earth and creator of the Time Cube theory.

 

[LocalFireDept]

Windmill cars will get us to space, nevermind that space doesn't have any wind. Oil niggers will not keep us from a Star Trek society.

 

[Cake Farts]

I. Introduction - Meet The Man Who Has Defied the Laws of Thermodynamics to Produce A Perpetual Motion Machine That Was Oppressed by The CIA

Damn CIA niggers at it again. This guys’ got a nick bate smile, when will he be outed as a pedo too?

 

[Angry New Ager]

Old-school kooks like this are a dying breed. Good find!

That said, schizophrenia's a bitch. The age of onset is often in the late teens or early 20s (during the developmental period when the brain is rearranging itself). So he may not have been afflicted with it yet when he married his ex-wife at age 17, but he would have been 20 when his younger daughter was born in December 1967, and by 1971 (age 24) he'd apparently gone full-blown and left his family behind.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Oh boy, I always wanted to witness the discovery of a true internet crazy!

Good work everyone!

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I skimmed through some of his 2009 ramblings, during which he had a lot to say about John Lennon, Yoko Ono, Paul McCartney, and George W. Bush.

Also, he graced us with this piece of digital artwork. Very powerful.

It might not make much sense until you notice Blue Mountain Arts, Inc. and Jay Leno. Then you realize, it still doesn't make sense.

 

[PT 404]

 

[The Un-Clit]

Ah yes, a classic lolcow. No left vs right politics, no degeneracy. Just pure and simple oddity to laugh at.

Feels good.

It's a crying shame that Gene Ray (The world's wisest human and inventor of the Timecube theory, dontchya know!) has passed on, because a deathmatch of intellect livestream between these two would have torn the Internet itself apart.

 

[Jack Awful]

This man is like Terry Davis, Chris Chan, and Gene Ray's lovechild.
It's beautiful.

 

[Cake Farts]

also, it seems that he's fixed his teeth recently:

Lmao are those photoshopped?

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

It's probably a blessing that he doesn't acknowledge his kids tbh and vice versa.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

Lmao are those photoshopped?

nah not photoshopped, but definitely not real either.

 

[NQ 952]

I'm glad you guys were able to find a Terry Davis successor.

 

[Trusty Patches]

 

[awoo]

I'm glad you guys were able to find a Terry Davis successor.

Don't slander King Terry (God's programmer) with this rando

stop looking at me