haven't brushed my hair in a week - 8/19/2018

[BillionaireBrat]

Guess her casting call for Toddlers And Tiaras was a bust then. And she'd already bought nine thousand plastic tiaras from Waltat. Awww.

Ps. Fergots to quote cos dumb.
@xenomorph - poor Amby. If only there was something she could do....like get to Cali and sign up to big bruv's patented weightloss programme. $10k a month must buy a shitload of meth and its good to share with family.

Necky should just put wheels on the mattress and tow her.

Meth is probably the only way she'd lose weight now

Yeaah, I've been watching her for years. never has she said she uses a cap when she showers

Hmmmm...an emoji unicorn icon and seems to know more than what the Farms appear to know. Really makes ya think.

Nah, Necks will just wear one of these bad boys.

A ferdora would go so nicely with that

 

[Guest69]

Yay, I have been waiting for the bedbound saga for months

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You can clean those with a dishwasher (the soap)

Meth is probably the only way she'd lose weight now

It would make her fatty heart explode

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Yeah, honestly I really wanna know her "colors"

Beetus brown and screaming liver yellow. Offset with delicate touches of purest white lard.

How much chiffon is needed to turn a scootypuff into a fluffy white cloud of bridal delicacy? Or will she just hollow out a giant marshmallow and bung wheels on it?

 

[smallmilk]

I don't know if a doctor could fix a broken leg. Can you imagine trying to get a cast on that enormous, lumpy thing? But she would definitely become bedbound. She can't walk well now, and she wouldn't be able to hobble around on only one leg. Her muscles are already atrophied because she doesn't exercise them. She weighs 530+ pounds and it would take months to heal, if it even could heal. In that time, her muscles would become weaker and she'd gain weight faster from lying in bed.

I highly doubt she could heal a broken bone, I mean the original catscratch is still alive and thriving

 

[FotzenHunt42]

AL wants to feel girly and dainty, but she sized out of being able to reflect that in fashion a long time ago. Growing her hair is one of the only ways physically she has left to try and express a more feminine side of herself, so she keeps it long and slaps on makeup and strangles herself with tacky chokers in an attempt to try and hold on to that idea (not saying she is successful, but I think that's her reasoning).

Also when it is down she scatters it around her arms in an attempt to camouflage her arms/face/general fat. An unfortunate and hopeless cause.

Ok, scratch that. My mistake was saying I don't understand it. Thing is I get what she's aiming for but what I struggle with is how she's in absolute denial of how this is not only not fitting for her, but it also makes her look...pathetic.
Call it whatever-kind-of-shaming but it's like putting pearls on a pig, it's still no Kate Winslet. Every normal person out of the special snowflake spectrum understand what does and does not work for them. We all know and see your size gorl, it's inescapable + you keep telling us and showing us.

Apart from the aesthetics aspects, one has to come to terms at some point whit what is and is not practical for them. I mean, when you have so many struggles with just taking care of basic body maintenance why not try and simplify it for yourself as we know she does with everything else? I suppose it's for the "struggle series 2.0".

Btw, she comes across almost honest in this (if you don't know who it is). It's kinda weird how she can be such a manipulator and so damn naive and needy at the same time. I guess that's why she's managed to gather so much attention.

 

[idosometimes]

The only reason she would not want to be bedridden is because she likes buying cheap tacky junk from Walmart and ill-fitting clothing. She could get the enjoyment of overeating at home. She apparently does as she is gaining weight while claiming no to go outside. She is losing out on very little. She has her Humpty-Dumpty looking girlfriend to bring her food.

It is nice that she is already looking for excuses to not go to wedding. I am pretty sure she can fit in a train.

Not that a dainty lass like her would want to spend three days on a rail adventure to the west coast. The closest rail station is several hours away. A sleeper berth would probably cost $1500 each way. Good thing she makes $10,000 per month, huh?

Just wondering, when did she ever state she wears a cap thingy?

I do not know if she said that, but I seem to recall her at least once mentioning that she did not always wash her hair when she tries to clean her massive body.

 

[Long time lurker]

Her sudden Character Changes in the last and this video are horrifying.

The way she speaks slowly now, her head tilting.
No sudden voice changes - all monotone.

Really weird.

No need to worry, this is a normal part of her cycle. It's goes like this:
- the year starts with a new weight loss "journey" which lasts in average a week or less, but Amber will pretend to be still on some kind of diet for a few months, = she gets new subscribers and supporters
- as the months go by and her weight goes up, she'll tell the audience she'll try something new while blaming everything under the sun, other than herself, for why the diet has failed so far. She'll get more aggressive as the numbers on YT begin to drop and more "hate" comments pop up.
- Eventually the pressure will get to her and she'll threaten to stop posting her weight (although she'll claim she'll keep on dieting), she'll make fewer videos and get really obnoxious and rude on Twitter and SC. By this point most of the supporters she got at the beginning of the "journey" will have seen the truth and either quit watching her or become a haydur.
- Less and less videos are uploaded and Amber finally takes it to YN to "tear the haydurz a new one", which usually backfires royally. Crickets on YT.
- A few days to a week after the YN showing of ass, Amber goes back to YT - she's now sad , depressed and reminds us how hard her life is. After a few videos where she reminds her viewers that her life is soooooooo hard, she'll mention that she will get back on track and start a new weight loss "journey". = some people will fall for it and give her a break.
- repeat from the top.

So for all we know she can have an injury going on right now.

You can only put multiple ads on vids that are 10 minutes or more. She hit 7 minutes for the past two vids, so she didn't reach the cut-off. You know if our gorl did, you'd be hitting an ad every minute.

I suspected as much. Ty for confirming it.

How is her Lexapro prescription only 10mg at her weight? I weigh waaaay less than her and my prescriptions are much higher. There is no way that medicine is getting through to help her.

She's getting the prescription from a (as far as I know) GP who's (probably) only doing it to get Amber out of her hair. If anything, the doctor was hoping that the placebo effect would be enough.
That said, AFAIK, psychotropic drugs' dosages are pretty much trial and error - the dosage will change depending on the individual, but not necessarily based on their weight.

However I don't think is right to bully her due to this, if the depression is real the lack of self grooming is one of the first symptoms, so is somewhat expected for this to happen.

I don't think the depression is real. Amber chose to title her video like that because lack of self grooming is so ubiquitous. She had to choose something that would convey the idea of depression and at the same time not get all the haydurz singing victory because she admitted to not bathe/shower.

 

[PixelNigga]

oh. The bedbound saga has begun. Third act is always the most interesting part of the movie. Wonder how this will end.

 

[Xenomorph]

The only reason she would not want to be bedridden is because she likes buying cheap tacky junk from Walmart and ill-fitting clothing. She could get the enjoyment of overeating at home. She apparently does as she is gaining weight while claiming no to go outside. She is losing out on very little. She has her Humpty-Dumpty looking girlfriend to bring her food.

It is nice that she is already looking for excuses to not go to wedding. I am pretty sure she can fit in a train.
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Not that a dainty lass like her would want to spend three days on a rail adventure to the west coast. The closest rail station is several hours away. A sleeper berth would probably cost $1500 each way. Good thing she makes $10,000 per month, huh?

I do not know if she said that, but I seem to recall her at least once mentioning that she did not always wash her hair when she tries to clean her massive body.

Board the train, yes. However that Elephant has the whole train car to use..Amber will have a regular-sized seat and sitting down for that long could actually kill her.

 

[literally low-key]

Eric admitted to wearing a shower cap.
As for not brushing her hair, Amber has said that the only time she brushes her hair is right before washing it. It looks the same as it always has. Why is she making a big deal about that?

 

[ricecake]

I think AL is depressed but it's due to the way she has chosen to lead her life. She has no purpose or meaning, no real connections with people (I don't think she should tolerate her toxic family, but she tosses away friendships over petty, junior-high squabbles), no quality of life, poor health, poor sleep, poor hygiene. If she truly, truly started exercising, eating healthy, normal sleep schedule, working outside the house and/or working toward bigger goals other than World's Largest Collection of Unused Journals and socializing with people who live outside of her house, she would feel better.

But it's easier to lay in bed and be depressed and fat, because nothing is her fault so she shouldn't have to put in any effort to fix her life.

 

[Xenomorph]

Eric admitted to wearing a shower cap.
As for not brushing her hair, Amber has said that the only time she brushes her hair is right before washing it. It looks the same as it always has. Why is she making a big deal about that?

Amber has admitted during the Destiny era that she went a month without brushing her hair but claims to have washed it during those times.

 

[Bitchinista]

I hope this isn't too much of a :powerlevel: but just to give some insight... I once took a train across country instead of flying just for the experience of doing it once. At Amber's current weight, I think train travel would be even more cumbersome for her than just buying two seats on an aircraft.

I was in a regular sleeper cabin (with my spouse) and it looked like this (not my photo):

Spoiler

I don't think Amber would even fit in those lower benches. Leg room is limited and though my spouse and I are smaller people, we still had to make sure our knees were on opposite sides of each other to sit there comfortable. At night, the attendant folds down the lower section to create a bed, and then the upper bunk folds down to create a second bed (that one probably has a weight limit)

You use a shared bathroom in the car and it's really not much different than an airplane bathroom in size and operation. Amber would not be able to eat in the dining car because they are all booths with immovable tables and benches and we already know she has said she cannot fit in a restaurant booth. You also are not allowed to have a booth all to yourself because of limited space, so you will be seated with another family or someone else could be seated with you while you are eating.

There are luxury sleepers available and some have an in room toilet (that's even smaller than the shared bathrooms) but I do see that they have an accessible sleeper that can accommodate a wheelchair. That'd probably be what she would have to get: https://www.amtrak.com/onboard/onbo...mmodations/superliner-accessible-bedroom.html

And like someone else has mentioned, the nearest cross-country Amtrak station is a long way away from her... I'm gonna guess that she'd need to get herself to Kansas City or Atlanta first, which means a long car ride BEFORE a 2-3 day train ride.

tl;dr she ain't goin' to that wedding.

 

[Faggot Gift]

Wow, I didn't think it would happen this soon but that pride trip really WAS one of the last times she'll ever leave the house. Imagine spending your last vacation as a mobile person staying inside your hotel all day, eating at Cheesecake Factory and orgasming over donut tic-tacs

 

[idosometimes]

Board the train, yes. However that Elephant has the whole train car to use..Amber will have a regular-sized seat and sitting down for that long could actually kill her.

Most Amtrak trains have "accessible" cabins with berths available. Upper and lower beds. Bathroom. Meals. It is all there. The toilet might pose some problems though. Toilets in cabins are designed for cripples, not gigantic obeasts.

Her other issue with trains is that finding a route that long from middle nowhere without bus connections can be difficult. She will face fewer available trains outside of the mainline Chicago to LA service. The risk of bus travel will make proper scheduling difficult.

These are real excuses she can use when the time comes.

And like someone else has mentioned, the nearest cross-country Amtrak station is a long way away from her... I'm gonna guess that she'd need to get herself to Kansas City or Atlanta first, which means a long car ride BEFORE a 2-3 day train ride.

She can take a train from South Shore to Chicago or Fulton to New Orleans and then to LA. Several hours by automobile either way. Better off renting a cargo van, throwing a mattress in the back, and driving the entire way. That would make it easier to make pit stops so she does not starve.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Spoilers - Act 3 is Amber eating herself to death with Necky following suit. The true modern day dyke Romeo and Juliet. Shakespeare must be rolling over in his grave. God bless America.

 

[C3PBRO]

Yeah, honestly I really wanna know her "colors"

Spoiler: really fucking late

IIRC she said in some sit-down Q&A or girlfriend tag about a year ago (they all start to meld into one after a while to me) about how her wedding colors have "always been" wine red and white. I guess my brain decided to hang onto that bit of info at the time because what I took away from it was that it didn't matter who she was marrying or what their preferences were, this is the color she'll be having at her wedding and fuck what anyone else wants. Becky sat there while she said it with that thousand-mile stare too, probably thinking about a dead relative or cheese fries or something.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

oh. The bedbound saga has begun. Third act is always the most interesting part of the movie. Wonder how this will end.

Hopefully with an enormous explosion. BANG and Thumbelina is suddenly covered in splattered goorlfren. And free, freeeee, FREEEEEEEE

The End.

I like movies with a happy ending.

 

[Sreee]

I'm pretty sure she's an HAES follower.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Regarding the bedbound saga finally beginning. I know AL takes care of a lot of the bills and that Eric and the Thumb are both craven and lazy enough to decide to take that Faustian bargain because they're too dumb to realize that AL in bed all day is going to be a full-time job worse than any they could work for an actual wage. Rickie's tenure at the chicken plant will seem like an oasis in a very fat desert compared to watching over Amber. Here are their new job descriptions and perks:

--Leaving the house several times a day to fetch whatever it is Amber wants to eat, obtain the food, bring it to her with proper utensils, and clean up after she is finished eating.

--Dealing with her bathroom needs. Helping her into the bathroom and wiping for her if she is still ambulatory to a limited degree, putting down urine and fecal matter pads on the bed if she isn't. Those pads will need to be changed at least twice a day. They may be able to get a bariatric potty chair to keep next to the bed but even then she will need help getting to it and her body will need to be cleaned up afterward.

--Washing her body in the bed is going to be a nightmare, especially if she maintains her "dainty gorl" routine. Her folds will need cleaning, as well as the rest of her body, and the folds will get rashes because there is no way dainty Amber will let them use Gold Bond Medicated Powder, the best line of defense against fold rashes. It smells too medicinal. Only talcum powder with lavender scent for this princess, and it will do very little to keep her folds dry and infection free.

--Spending time in the room with her because she will get lonely if she hears people in the house and she's not part of things. A few hours spent in her presence painting her nails, watching TV or similar will be necessary to prevent meltdowns.

--Meltdowns will happen daily, if not hourly. Amber wants the blue journal - no, not THAT blue journal, the other one, doesn't anyone listen to her? She didn't get enough rice with her orange chicken? Holy shit the tantrums bedbound assholes throw over minor deviations from their desired menu... All fucking day long she will be whining and calling for someone and lashing out if her will is not done how and when she says. And no one will tell her no or demand she STFU because the resulting meltdown that would cause would be near thermonuclear and it's easier in the long run to do as she says when she says or their entire day will be ruined dealing with her sulks and bullshit.

--In between all of this someone will be dealing with the smell. All those wax melts, candles and air fresheners will help to a point but eternal vigilance will be needed to prevent the house from smelling like a Medicaid-funded nursing home. The urine and fecal matter pads will need to be taken immediately to the trash, for instance, because nothing covers that odor. Laundry will have to be kept up with - no sheets lingering in the laundry room to be washed later. The reek of a week's worth of Amber in that bed will be intolerable even to the laziest asshole in Kentucky. If they don't stay on top of things, the entire house will have the odor and charm of a superfund site.

If I were Rickie I would never forgive Becky for bringing this abomination into his home and for not getting rid of her when the writing was on the shower wall she can't fit into. As a gay man in a conservative part of a conservative state who is estranged from his family, he's got few options that won't cost him emotionally. He is in the very unenviable position of either having to break up with Eric, demanding Eric choose between him Becky (an easy choice but not one most people want to demand from a significant other), or living this way.