YT 8/3 - Shoe Colouring

[The American Hedgehog]

Intro:

Full video:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-8-3-shoe-colouring.46244/#post-3628457

 

[Onewittyuser]

Why would chris need to wear an apron if he's using crayola markers to colour in the shoes in his comics? Unless he's colouring actual real life shoes like his Wiimote or Guitar Hero controller, this intro really doesn't say.

Why would he post an intro to a video and not the whole thing? Seems out of place, even for him.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Chris seems high AF in that video

 

[m0rnutz]

Well, at least we know how he sleeps at night.

Shit hang on, is that fucking drawn on the actual fucking wall?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Unless he's colouring actual real life shoes like his Wiimote or Guitar Hero controller, this intro really doesn't say.

Real shoes, I think. He said he was going to buy new shoes today, and a few days ago he mentioned his shoes were worn out. He paints his shoes to look like Sonichu's.

 

[dacwcman68]

Chris is finally using that PVCC degree to teach his own online art classes.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

That poor dream catcher must work on overdrive to fend off the diabolic influence of Chris's autistic effigies

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[The Un-Clit]

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Jesus H. Tits, that is an absolute waterfall of autism compressed into a single chain.

Why would chris need to wear an apron if he's using crayola markers to colour in the shoes in his comics? Unless he's colouring actual real life shoes like his Wiimote or Guitar Hero controller, this intro really doesn't say.

Why would he post an intro to a video and not the whole thing? Seems out of place, even for him.

Come on man, you know the reason.

Spoiler

:autism:

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That Apron, though!
36 years old ladies and gentleman.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

It's about an hour long. He doesn't finish, and he said that he'll post the final result later.

 

[dacwcman68]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hYtqSdbKALQ

Oh my god, he's painting his brand new pair of shoes. Somehow I expected this yet I'm still in shock.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I love that he got paint all over the carpet and basically was like "eh, fuck it.".

 

[The American Hedgehog]

What a mess.

 

[dacwcman68]

I love that he got paint all over the carpet and basically was like "eh, fuck it.".

Now we can add aerosol paint and related carcinogens to the list of smells that envelop the Chandler house

 

[Distant Stare]

I love that he got paint all over the carpet and basically was like "eh, fuck it.".

Considering he burned down his house once, getting paint on the floor is nothing. I wonder what damage he has caused since barb lost her marbles. Dicks drawn on the wall, it must be a strange setup. When can we get a new house tour?

I imagine Chris's house looking like something out of Arrested Development with everything slowly falling apart.

 

[Among Which]

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Well, at least we know how he sleeps at night.

Shit hang on, is that fucking drawn on the actual fucking wall?

...so he can go to sleep with them looking down upon him. As they are snuggling together above him...

 

[Subconcious Offense]

And voila, our pair of shits is now complete, starting from nothing other than a pair of perfectly good shoes.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

jesus christ chris... the hoard itself is made out of 50% cardboard, can't he just rip a few pieces out and cover the carpet with it. and i doubt he ever open his window, or use his fan so with no good circulation, and a mask, he will be breathing in all dem toxic fumes. well its not like he got a lot of functional brain cells left anyway..... I guess he will be visiting cwcville later tonight

 

[Lipitor]

Quick someone send him a pair of Yeezys to do this do so we can watch all the sneakerheads lose their minds when he starts painting them.

Also why didn't he put a newspaper down or use painters tape instead of duct tape? Would have made the whole ordeal a lot smoother. I like how Barb sees him spray painting indoors and doesn't even think to tell him to go outside if he's going to be doing that.

 

[Done]

Doesn't Adidas offer a build-your-shoe function? I know Nike definitely does.

EDIT: Yep, they do:

https://www.adidas.com/us/women-running-customizable
https://www.adidas.com/us/men-running-customizable