Steven Universe: The Movie Is Coming

[CatParty]

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Steven Universe creator Rebecca Sugar and the rest of the Crystal Gems came to this year’s San Diego Comic Con with an all new episode of Steven Universe teasing what’s in store store for Steven in the next arc of their epic adventures and, well, the last of the Diamonds (and her Princess Leia-inspired Pearl) is finally going to make her long-teased debut.

While Blue and Yellow Diamond have been framed as the most terrifying villains Steven and the Gems might ever face, White Diamond makes the two of them seem like mini bosses by comparison. Her destructive power, it turns out, might have been what caused the destruction on Homeworld. Plus, unlike the other Diamonds, she has an objectively violent, abusive relationship with her Pearl. Trust us, the next few episodes of Steven Universe are going to blow your mind.



But that’s not all.

As thrilling as that tidbit about Steven Universe the show are, what’s even more amazing is that Steven Universe: The Movie is on its way. The most recent arc of the show wrapped up a number of ongoing storylines, but it raised a bunch of additional interesting questions in the process; just what all the film will answer—and introduce—is still shrouded in mystery, but you can check out the cryptic teaser that Cartoon Network just released:

 

[Slap47]

Very excited to see a Pearl get beat up and emotionally abused.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

I can't wait for the Steven Universe movie to bomb

 

[Red Hood]

I like tuning into details of shows I've never seen and have no interest in just to be completely baffled by the jargon in them. This fulfilled that need.

 

[Positron]

Very excited to see a Pearl get beat up and emotionally abused.

Just another day in the lives of lesbians.

 

[LofaSofa]

It's going to be a made for TV movie, not for theaters.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

This affects my personal life tremendously and as such I care deeply.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

These truly are the end times.

 

[Incredible Crisis]

It's going to be a made for TV movie, not for theaters.

They might do a very limited run of the movie in theaters for one day, like what happened with the MLP movie.

 

[killmeme]

Just another day in the lives of lesbians.

Well, can't argue this kid's show about... alien gems(?) doesn't portray lesbian relationships realistically.
I don't get why it's cheered on though, shouldn't your standard woke propaganda portray LGBT and minorities as only the good guys?

 

[Andre The Roboto]

They might do a very limited run of the movie in theaters for one day, like what happened with the MLP movie.

The Regular Show movie also had a limited theatrical release too.

 

[vertexwindi]

They might do a very limited run of the movie in theaters for one day, like what happened with the MLP movie.

And just like that movie the children in the audience are gonna be horrified by all the hairy fat people screaming and whining everywhere.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

And just like that movie the children in the audience are gonna be horrified by all the hairy fat people screaming and whining everywhere.

You act as though children watch Steven universe

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

But why though?

 

[Tranhuviya]

I don't know jack about SU, but aren't the Pearls like a halfway step between sex slave and adjutant?

 

[Desire Lines]

i am gonna watch it
go back to 80's dumb cartoons you nerds

Spoiler

but seriously, steven universe is okay and i have no idea why it makes both sides so mad lol

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

i am gonna watch it
go back to 80's dumb cartoons you nerds

Spoiler

but seriously, steven universe is okay and i have no idea why it makes both sides so mad lol

Because it's a show with a solid beginning and a lot of potential that was all pissed away on a futile, pathetic attempt to be the wokest children's cartoon ever.

 

[José Mourinho]

Realistically the movie will most likely be at least above average and people would move on anyway after a few months regardless of how bad the fanbase is.

Remember when there was a cartoon aimed at little girls but surprisingly gained an audience of grown men? And there was a movie about it and there was initial freakout about it? Later on I doubt any of us would remember it unless someone reminded you, and it should apply for the Steven Universe series as well.

 

[RG 448]

I’m sure the movie will be just as critically acclaimed as the show.

 

[BB 876]

Are there actual little girls that enjoy this show or is it all adult, obese dangerhairs? The MLP movie at least made adults pay for two tickets so their kids could see it.