Money Update 9/23/2014 - Chris Makes a Kickstarter

[Tubular Monkey]

His life's ambition is something a preschooler would tire of in an hour.

 

[The Joker]

He wants to be paid to sit around and play with his Lego. I guess that making those medallions is causing him too much stress.

 

[RobeeSonee]

One of his listed risks pertains to potential difficulties in playing with it after completion.

I'm in for $600.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He wants to be paid to sit around and play with his Lego.

There is a precedent for that.

 

[pickleniggo]

Wouldn't Chris be better off giving unique rewards (hand drawn art, medallions, autographed 8x5's) as incentive to donate? It seems a bit unimaginative to offer retail products that anyone can go to the store and buy..

Yeah! If I pay good money for Chris to reach his Lego nirvana, I at least want one of Barb's rotting teeth.

 

[MrTroll]

Yeah! If I pay good money for Chris to reach his Lego nirvana, I at least want one of Barb's rotting teeth.

With a complementary jar of McDonalds sweet tea to store it in.

 

[Mechanism Eight]

He wants to bring more of his delusions to life, and desperately wants money for that? Well, I'm not surprised in the slightest.

 

[Coral Apples]

This Lego addiction that Chris has is comical at this point. I can envision months later when he has almost no money running up to strangers on his knees begging, "PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR A LEGO BRICK...........I'LL EVEN SUCK YOUR DUCK!!!!"

Imagine if Chris became a popular escort. Literally rolling in da Legos, driving around in a limo made of Lego... He'd be able to build his house and Barb's teeth. But never mind this, this is stupid

 

[tehpope]

Chris could probably save a bunch of money by just buying legos in bulk and not trying to mash together multiple sets. But what do I know?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Coral Apples]

Chris could probably save a bunch of money by just buying legos in bulk and not trying to mash together multiple sets. Though what do I know?

Or even he could go to the Goodwill and buy some older Legos (if there is any at that time). Sure there might not be the exact pieces you want, but there is more variety and less money spent so you can buy EVEN more Legos. And its not like Chris is concerned about whether they're clean or not (I hesitate to buy certain items used for this reason).

But I remember as a kid how awesome it was to get a brand new toy. He's still a big kid, and who doesn't love opening new things? I still get rather hype when I get new stuff.

 

[cahoots]

This Lego addiction that Chris has is comical at this point. I can envision months later when he has almost no money running up to strangers on his knees begging, "PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR A LEGO BRICK...........I'LL EVEN SUCK YOUR DUCK!!!!"

Just go behind Best Buy.



*BADDUMM TISCH*

 

[hellbound]

So basically, buy him Legos. Buy him enough Legos and he'll buy you Legos too.

He keeps discovering ways to use new and innovative social media to be

 

[Strelok]

So, who's gonna grab a copy of that video before it gets taken down? And transcribe it I guess.

Speaking of, is it just me or have his speech skills deteriorated even further? I'll admit it's been awhile since I've watched a video with him in it when he's "rehearsed" something but he seems to be talking more stilted than usual and slurring.

 

[Mechanism Eight]

So, who's gonna grab a copy of that video before it gets taken down? And transcribe it I guess.

It's apparently just a re-upload of an older video.

 

[The Joker]

It's apparently just a re-upload of an older video.

He could of at least made a half assed pitch about the mall and used the school as an example.

 

[DEAGLE 4 LYFE]

Its America's favorite game, kickstart the autistic!

So good.

 

[4Macie]

Why does Chris assume that everyone has money to just throw at him? (besides the fact that every time he asks for money someone throws money at him)

I don't know exactly how kickstarter works, but if he doesn't get 5 grand by his due date, does the money get reimbursed to those that put money in?

 

[Optimus Prime]

But I remember as a kid how awesome it was to get a brand new toy. He's still a big kid, and who doesn't love opening new things? I still get rather hype when I get new stuff.

Except this isn't even that. We know he's bought dozens of the Heartlake High set (his "Favorite" set) to rebuild LEGO MHS, and now we can safely add "Heartlake Shopping Centre" to that list of kits he's bought in bulk, as his idea of making the CWCville versions is literally just combining multiples of the exact same thing so it's a bigger version.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Chris could probably save a bunch of money by just buying legos in bulk and not trying to mash together multiple sets. But what do I know?

Didn't you hear him?

He needs multiples! Specific sets too! Not just any old Lego!

Geeez, how are his dreams ever going to come true if we don't run out and buy him the Legos he needs! After all he deserves them because of all the heart aches and crashes to slumber he's had to endure. This brave tom-girl is giving you a once in a lifetime chance to buy his dreams for him, how could you not heed his call?

If you don't buy him multiples your just a hater who discriminates against true and honest autistic lesbian transgender tom-girls and should immediately move to the left!