💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

This girl has an amazon wishlist as big as Boogie's gut, there is no way in hell he didn't pay for it.
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God knows what these "gifts" were. Probably a bunch of plushies, sex toys and clothes. This is a classic prostitution work-around, like it's not even a bad thing but he has to twist the story around as if he's just found Dez 2.0

I love him going over the magic of Political Centrism while saying we need to chill a few decades on gay marriage so nobody gets killed.

Yeah that really got to me too. It's such a retarded fucking statement by any measure, especially for a virtue signaler like Boogie. If anything "letting the frog boil" on civil issues just results in more bloodshed. The American Civil War for instance. Not to mention you'd be denying an entire generation of a civil liberty because you're too indecisive.
 
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I thought that video of a naked Boogie eating beef with grease and drool running down his body was going to be the most disgusting thing he ever did.
I'm devastated at how wrong I was.

You didn't see the posted photo where it showed his nasty disgusting asscrack, did you? That tops thinking about him shoveling food in his mouth ala Jack Scalfani.
 
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

"I'm a blob how can you kill a blob What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive? There is no weight watchers, no diet or surgery can work in this place! Come! Lay down your keyblades! It is not too late for my mercy..."
 
"I'm a blob how can you kill a blob What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive? There is no weight watchers, no diet or surgery can work in this place! Come! Lay down your keyblades! It is not too late for my mercy..."
"Come and look upon the french fries, and McDonald's burgers. And bring ketchup... I have need of it."
 
Yeah that really got to me too. It's such a exceptional fucking statement by any measure, especially for a virtue signaler like Boogie. If anything "letting the frog boil" on civil issues just results in more bloodshed. The American Civil War for instance. Not to mention you'd be denying an entire generation of a civil liberty because you're too indecisive.

Nevermind the fact that it's already legal on the federal level and has been for years now, meaning that he finally gave a fucking opinion on something years after it was relevant enough for anybody to give a shit. :story:
 
"where I come from" as if he's Andy Griffith. Sorry man being grossly overweight and earning your money by pretending to be exceptional don't qualify as 'classic values'.

Where he comes from, his dad rapes his daughter while beating his wife, or something, and his mom calls him a fat fuck and urges him to overeat more.

Very conservative, traditional values Boogie was raised in.

Where I come from, we usually get to know a person before buying them gifts on a first date in a desperate attempt to buy sex.
 
"I like sleeping with 600 lbs men" sounds like something an internet escort would say to get desperate men to fork over their cash. Boogie and all those losers getting played.
Sure, because all a 600 lb dude can do is actually sleep. For the right price, I’d take up a few inches of bed and fall asleep to the gentle sounds of an apnea machine too. Its not like anything sexual will be going on with a guy so fat he can’t find his penis, and so selfish he can’t figure out a way to eat something that isn’t French fries. No danger there. It’s easy money, and you don’t even have to call yourself a whore.
 
Where I come from, we usually get to know a person before buying them gifts on a first date in a desperate attempt to buy sex.
I'm not gonna pretend that 'free' and consentual sex doesn't cost you, but yeah, showering someone with gifts when you barely know them is like whore magnet and girlfriend repellant rolled into one.

Edit: Does "buying gifts" translate to "paying for sex is technically illegal in the state of Arkansas"?
 
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Basically, Boogie couldn't even find somebody to pay for sex until somebody with such a specific specialisation came along that they will consent to him exchanging money for intercourse. Even regular whores turn Boogie down as not worth the hassle.

"Where I come from" is evidently not a place where you can get laid without extensive reimbursement, why would he even admit this.
 
Final definitive proof that Boogie used a scooter on e3, someone was livestreaming and saw him.

https://streamable.com/be2ha



I actually saw his E3 video (that was when i saw the scooter) but Boogie avoided filming the scooter itself and never mentioned it. In his last weight video where Boogie says "My life is totally different" he also never mentions the scooter and says he "walked" from place to place. When Boogie participated on E3 interviews he also conveniently left the scooter off camera.

Boogie, why would you avoid mentioning this of all things? Are you lying to your fans or are you lying to yourself? Did you honestly think you could hide the fact that you can't walk? That's like... one of the most pathetic things i ever seen.
 
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