Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned - Because when a woman loses her patience, the Devil shivers

[Monika H.]

Having grown in a household full of screaming, perpetually angry women (mother + three sisters) I constantly learned that it's never a good thing to push a woman too far.

Most women I know stew a bit and get all passive aggressive before later letting out the anger in some other way, usually venting to a close friend or boyfriend.

Effectively, my wife is like that. She gets incredibly passive-aggressive and won't stop taking potshots while bottling up her annoyance/anger. Then she explodes, mostly going on minutes long rants punctuated by punches on the nearest table/couch/bed. And after she lets everything out, she'll go away for a while to calm herself down (but if I try to do, it's "Where the fuck you are thinking you are going?").

Her sister is another story. She gets pissed off for every single thing, and it's quite prone to vulgarity and screaming fits. But when she gets all silent and just looks at you... well it's time to run.

 

[Nekromantik]

When my ex broke up with me it was while we were in the car going to a movie. I stopped the car on the side of the road and told him to get out because I was too angry to drive anymore, and went home. Thing is, his house was on the other side of town about ten miles, and this was before cell phones became common.

My mother beat up her cousin for something when she was younger. I don't know what it was about, but it was so bad that that side of the family doesn't talk to us anymore and that cousin is still afraid of her.

 

[Y2K Baby]

It’s those little idiosyncrasies that make the fairer sex so charming in my mind.

But I’m kind of a man-thot lol

Disgusting.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Spoiler: umm

I meant in Western Countries, but yeah.

Sides, you can't criticize FGM cause that'll make you a bigot.
:islamic:

 

[OhGoy]

I wanna' know one thing: How is it so easy for you people to lose your shit and just forget about the consequences?

There hasn't been a single instance in my life where I was even close to getting pushed over the edge, and it makes me feel like a little beta.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I wanna' know one thing: How is it so easy for you people to lose your shit and just forget about the consequences?

There hasn't been a single instance in my life where I was even close to getting pushed over the edge, and it makes me feel like a little beta.

Everybody talks shit about testosterone, but estrogen can be even worse. When women fight, they fight fucking dirty. Nothing is off the table. They'll scratch with nails, pull hair, bite. Women are fucking vicious.

 

[Monika H.]

Everybody talks shit about testosterone, but estrogen can be even worse. When women fight, they fight fucking dirty. Nothing is off the table. They'll scratch with nails, pull hair, bite. Women are fucking vicious.

Oh, yeah.
Back when Fräu Himmler was still my girlfriend, we had a pretty bad argument. I had said her something of the like "try to put some order in that fucked up head of yours", and she just started smacking me in a barrage of slaps, throwing away my glasses. Then she bear hugged me telling me I was an asshole and a moron. My ears ringed for a week after that.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

lol, my mom didnt give a fuck. she yelled at me even for stupid shit. None of that passive aggressive stuff.
She was Alpha as fuck.
Most other women I've met, prefere the passive aggressive route instead.

Funnily enough it's only women, whom I've witnessed getting nasty and telling eachother to fuck off blatantly during work. they can't handle stress very well, especially in retail.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Everybody talks shit about testosterone, but estrogen can be even worse. When women fight, they fight fucking dirty. Nothing is off the table. They'll scratch with nails, pull hair, bite. Women are fucking vicious.

And they hold grudges for their entire lives. My grandmother went to her deathbed still giving my Grandad shit for things that happened when they were in highschool, after 43 years of marriage. She couldn't physically tear anyone down but she could gaslight a motherfucker into suicide. Women are the uncontested masters of psychological warfare and it's why I married my job.

 

[Red Hood]

Will Rogers once stated "There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works."

He was right.

 

[ThePurpleProse]

I wanna' know one thing: How is it so easy for you people to lose your shit and just forget about the consequences?

There hasn't been a single instance in my life where I was even close to getting pushed over the edge, and it makes me feel like a little beta.

That's not being a beta, that's being a cool head, someone taught me a very important lesson when I was a 20yo dickhead, I will always pick on a guy because it was easy to do, the guy was 40yo atm, he would never say shit and only give an awkward smile as answer, turns out the guy was waiting for me to be alone (it was at work, loading trucks) and when that happened I didn't expected it, he beated the shit outta me with a pipe and told me "sue me, no one's gonna believe the silent idiot did it".

After that whenever I'm pissed off I look around, tough luck if no one's near.

 

[Ido]

God help the mother fucker that cuts me off.

 

[Y2K Baby]

God help the mother fucker that cuts me off.

Shut up, woman.

 

[Some JERK]

Purely anecdotal 2nd-hand information, but a cop friend of mine tells me that the calls he dreads the most are domestic disputes between lesbians. Apparently lesbians really tend to fuck each other up when they fight.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Purely anecdotal 2nd-hand information, but a cop friend of mine tells me that the calls he dreads the most are domestic disputes between lesbians. Apparently lesbians really tend to fuck each other up when they fight.

Also, lesbians have the highest domestic abuse rates of any couple....


Really makes you think.

 

[DuckSucker]

my mom beat the shit out of someone with a cordless phone once

Hot, where do I sign up? Im into femdom.

When she's done beating that dude (with a cordless phone somehow) put my number in.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Getting yelled at for any tiny mistake. Would that count?

 

[Bassomatic]

It's not a big deal, I'm bigger and stronger than her so if she gets lippy she knows the belt and Black bassomatic will come out, she don't want that.

Women are much better at that brooding shit than flat out throwing 'bows and often, I rather just get punched in the face when I piss her off.

 

[cunt bucket]

I usually just start crying when I'm angry

 

[Y2K Baby]

I usually just start crying when I'm angry

Good.