🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Whoa, wait, we're still here? Whoo, man, what a relief! This guy was a serious player. The threat level was up to teal!

 

[ASoulMan]

R.I.P. TJ "Cowlick" Church

 

[RetardBus]

You're too stupid to count his footsteps to your office. Even his niece is a better security guard than you.

 

[Cowlick]

Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!

 

[OBAMATRON]

Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!

Your family members are total strangers? How sad.

 

[KingofManga420]

Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!

BUDDY WELCOME BACK I MISSED YOU MAN How are today?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!

Are you gonna do a magic trick, Mr TJ?

 

[Surtur]

Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!

It was in the process of dying, that usually takes a few days but it was slowly teetering off. Congrats on bringing it back to life.

 

[ASoulMan]

Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!

Your presence only allows this thread to continue existing.

You are quite the intelligent man Cowlick.

 

[Null]

Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!

I will hold the line. You will not tear down this thread. I am resolute, absolute, never ending. This battle of wits cannot end in your favor. I challenge you to challenge me to challenge this thread. I have already won, though.

 

[KatsuKitty]

this thread will not 9/11

 

[KingofManga420]

TJ responded to a comment I made on his profile and then deleted it. Smart, good thing I saw it before that.

Your presence only allows this thread to continue existing.

You are quite the intelligent man Cowlick.

That's what I keep trying to tell him in a very friendly and polite way. But no.

 

[BT 075]

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!

This thread will never disappear because your mind games will never cease to fascinate your readers. It is eternal, it is the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

 

[RP 520]

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!

How long does it usually take your word to become action?

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

Unlike so many brain cells you all once had, I never died; Simply stayed away to prove to King this thread would continue without me being involved at all.

Not only that, it went on to you all searching Google to see where this showed-up, finding & reading my work on a dozen other Forums, reading my blog, & commenting on the medical & personal problems of myself & several other family members (all of whom are likewise total strangers).

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!

that avatar is like one of those portraits where the eyes always stay looking at you no matter where you are in the room.

 

[Le Bateleur]

 

[KingofManga420]

Hey TJ just in case it wasn't obvious I'm being friendly, so I wanted to let you know that I do fortune tellings on this site and they're basically really realistic so if you're ever in need of a Muslim Weed Shaman I can help you out.

I am a busy man so I try to do one a day so you'll need to wait in line

 

[Konstantinos]

Guess I was proved correct. With that finished, time for this thread to disappear!

Dude, sick! You're back! So can we go huff jenkem together now?

 

[LM 697]

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Jeepers, the teeth are worse than the ass.