Dumbo (2019)

[Quijibo69]

I sure don't have high hopes for the new Lion King movie after seeing this. It looks ugly.

 

[Bassomatic]

If Jim Crow isn't in it, I refuse to see it. Racism aside, those guys were a riot and the best part of the real dumbo.

 

[Muttnik]

I wish Tim Burton would go back to making his own movies instead of constantly remaking shit.

 

[Hell0]

dumbo works really well as a cartoon. not a real baby elephant though

 

[Nekromantik]

Those eyes are creepy as fuck.

 

[The Nothingness]

Did they have to make the big cartoon eyes? Even the live-action Jungle Book did not do that.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Ugh, human main characters who aren't the Ringleader. Pass.

 

[Golly]

Will the elephant get smashed?

 

[Arkangel]

The next Tim Burton film will be a gritty remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Pass. The next and last Hollywood tripe I will spend money on is a live action version of Akira.

 

[Boxed in Lurker]

I hope the crows are in the movie

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

dumbo works really well as a cartoon. not a real baby elephant though

I'm guessing this movie is going to cause a whole new generation of nightmares.

 

[Trilby]

dumbo works really well as a cartoon. not a real baby elephant though

You only wish the studio knew this.

Ugh, human main characters who aren't the Ringleader. Pass.

I'm sure the talking mouse was out of the cards, too!

 

[Nekromantik]

I'm guessing this movie is going to cause a whole new generation of nightmares.

They won't need elephants on parade, lucky bastards.

 

[A Useless Fish]

The second Tim Burton's name popped up was the second I knew I was going nowhere near this. What the fuck happened to him?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

"elephants ain't got no feelings they're made outta rubber" and it had better stay that way.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You know, it's amazing.
I didn't even need to watch the trailer to know this is going to piss me off. It's just another cash-grab rehash that has no intrinsic reason to exist outside of making money for overpaid assholes at Disney.

I hope the crows are in the movie

If they are, they are going to be Anti-Gun BLM activists that are the only decent individuals that Dumbo will ever encounter.

 

[Judge Holden]

If Jim Crow isn't in it, I refuse to see it. Racism aside, those guys were a riot and the best part of the real dumbo.

Indeed, and their legacy continues to this day

Spoiler

 

[Fareal]

The scene in the original where Dumbo’s mother has to reach through her cage bars to touch him and sing his lullaby is too much feels for a fucking cartoon.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Wow this looks cheesy af.