Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Mariposa Electrique]

I called it, he's "eating healthy" now, which means eating expensive. He's probably all "Oooo, organic strawberries, only $8.99 a quart!".

Love the eating healthy business, we just saw a photograph of Chris, and I don't even think he's breathing healthily.
As for the employment situation, it's convenient how Chris has brought a lot of this on himself, yet he still claims it's someone else's fault that he can't find a real job. "I prefer to work from the peace of my own home", this is really reminding me of that guy that was sued to leave his parent's home.

 

[Chopinpiano]

He could look into Fivver, imagine the amount of content if he made videos for $5. Holy shit, he'd make some serious bank.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Not surprising, but he has a skewed view of nutritious and healthy, like he apparently thinks pork chops are unhealthy but thinks hot dogs are better????

Strong avatar to post content ratio

Also, not to powerlevel or anything, but I am a cheap motherfucker but I also try to eat healthy and delicious. I work out a lot (so I need to eat a lot), but I enjoy cooking. I do a lot of beans, rice, and whatever meat is on sale. You'd be surprised how many people spend money stupidly on stuff they think is healthy. Organic food is no healthier than regular. As stated, salads (unless made yourself with healthy or no dressing) are not good, either. A lot of places put sugar in their salads to make them taste better. A lot of people think peanut butter is healthy, too (spoiler: it's not unless you buy the kind made only with peanuts and even then only in moderation)

 

[Mason Verger]

He could look into Fivver, imagine the amount of content if he made videos for $5. Holy shit, he'd make some serious bank.

Or periscope. Him broadcasting himself evading bans, shit that would be hilarious.

 

[Trilby]

'Harassed until the End of Equestria'. Dear oh dear oh dear.

I guess that'll involve Chris not getting into the damned Son-Chu for half the movie, a breed of prototype ponies are unleashed, Sonichu and the chaotic combo all fight to the very end, everybody dies around him, the spear of Graduon's power is unleashed, hell rains from above, a bunch of random moments with Chris being told what reality he could be in, Chris makes his decision, and it ends with him accidentally choking his Neptunian waifu to death!

 

[nvrwastetree]

I don't follow.

Chris does pay his bills, but he never has any left over for emergencies. So everything that happens on a cycle longer than, say, 2 months will surprise him. Like property taxes.

I think he's trying to say he doesn't care what you say man. I mean, you'll tell someone they're wrong about Chris, even when there's evidence against him (like the cat missing or Chris wasting money). Anyhow , @AnOminous basically said in his post that he pays bare minimum, then right after he does that, he spends whatever is leftover, so I think you just reiterated his statement.

 

[EB 940]

He could look into Fivver, imagine the amount of content if he made videos for $5. Holy shit, he'd make some serious bank.

if chris did a tyrone-style fiverr whereby he'll say 25 words for $5 with extra incentives he would make genuine bank, as well as offering "sonichu-style drawings" for idk like $10+, they're really low effort and chris could churn out maybe 10 of those a day if he actually sat down and did it. 10 of those a day = at least $40 a day, which is $13,440 a year. that's not including him doing additional stuff like a backdrop for an extra $10 or whatever.
$5 for me is 15 minutes work (if that) so i would gladly pay $5 for a short video of chris calling my friends faggots, even if that sounds ween-y.

 

[Silver Octopus]

listen guys, he's already thought about getting a job and it just wouldn't work... People would harrass him online for getting a job. So it's just better if he doesn't get a job, stays at home playing with Legos and begging for donations instead.
He's tried nothing, and he's already out of ideas!

 

[Holiday Special]

Do they still have jobs where you stuff envelopes from home? He could do that.

 

[Silver Octopus]

if chris did a tyrone-style fiverr whereby he'll say 25 words for $5 with extra incentives he would make genuine bank, as well as offering "sonichu-style drawings" for idk like $10+, they're really low effort and chris could churn out maybe 10 of those a day if he actually sat down and did it. 10 of those a day = at least $40 a day, which is $13,440 a year. that's not including him doing additional stuff like a backdrop for an extra $10 or whatever.
$5 for me is 15 minutes work (if that) so i would gladly pay $5 for a short video of chris calling my friends faggots, even if that sounds silly guy-y.

lol, knowing Chris, that's actually really optimistic.
Chris used to read out messages for people and do birthday greetings before, but he would ask that they first donated $50. So we can assume Chris would bump up his prices to unreasonable numbers, way more than just $5. And back then he would give them maybe like a ten seconds half-assed "have a happy anniversary Bonnie and Clyde..." before then rambling about himself "now unto more pressing issues, Buy My Stamp Collection on eBay!!" so the quality of these videos would be not even worth the money you spend.

On top of that, there is no way Chris would do drawings within 15 minutes, it takes him about an hour to sketch out a page of Sonichu, not even colour it in. So he would undoubtedly charge like $100 per drawings, take a week to get the drawing done, then if he were to charge anything reasonable he would get plenty of requests from asking him to "draw Rosechu fucking Sonichu in his ass with her pickle!"
Chris would sigh, and not feel like doing it - before long he'd have a huge backlog of drawing and video orders that he'd be behind on. People would leave bad reviews because he wouldn't fulfill orders, and the Fivverr saga would be a big failure.
I would give it 3 weeks, at best, before he called it quits.

 

[Prussian Blue]

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Heh, I like how he likes to "work from home", but can't deliver his Patreon books or update Sonichu regularly.

I do agree with him that he's beyond working anywhere public, he didn't last long as a member of the gym because of farting/burping/generally being Chris and the added phonecalls from weens, if by some miracle he did get a job, this
would happen again. Plus I doubt he could keep it private very long, he'd be itching to boast about it.

 

[dacwcman68]

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Chris always talks about his IRL harassment issues as if it wasn’t himself that revealed every bit of information about his location to the internet down to the latitudinal/longitudinal coordinates

 

[MahFibro!]

Chris always talks about his IRL harassment issues as if it wasn’t himself that revealed every bit of information about his location to the internet down to the latitudinal/longitudinal coordinates

Self awareness has never been (and will never be) CWC's strong suit. As far as he's concerned, he's the perpetual victim, never a contributor to the negative shit that happens in his life.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Theoretically could Chris get a job working from home with his CADD certification? I say theoretically because we all know that Chris doesn't remember shit about how to use CADD.

It took him 6 years to get a 2 year degree, no one will hire him.

 

[Rokko]

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Lol he said people like to duck with chris...

 

[Bryan Dunn]

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But Chris, you'd be the employee. If some sped comes into your workplace/store to fuck with you. Just kick them out and call the cops. Any management would understand I would think

 

[Someone in a Tree]

But Chris, you'd be the employee. If some sped comes into your workplace/store to fuck with you. Just kick them out and call the cops. Any management would understand I would think

The place would probably have to deal with dozens of phone calls from weens each day. Even though that's not Chris's fault, it would probably be considered enough of a disruption to be actionable.

 

[MahFibro!]

But Chris, you'd be the employee. If some sped comes into your workplace/store to fuck with you. Just kick them out and call the cops. Any management would understand I would think

You've seen CWC rage at trolls. If he were to get employed somewhere, and a troll showed up to bother him there, I could easily imagine CWC getting fired if he tried to throw the troll out (i.e. - CWC wouldn't handle things diplomatically/civilly; he'd throw a tantrum in front of customers. Self defense or not, such behavior won't bode well with most managers).

 

[Gunslinger]

Plus, he learned CADD over a decade ago. He hasn't kept up with the new software.

While everyone else is laughing at Chris grocery shopping, I was actually pretty curious that when it comes to the job hunt, Chris has acknowledged the trolls are a major factor. In the past he's blamed stress, autism, and gender identity.

This is the first time I think I've seen Chris truly recognize his situation (just regarding the job hunt)

Chris had a friend, who's mother worked finding employment for special needs people, offer to put him in a job program for speds so if he really wanted to work he could get work. This is just a bunch of excuses and bullshit. I'm sure if they found out about his situation with trolls they could work around the problems and get him a job sorting glass or something away from the public. He threw this great big tantrum on Facebook where pretty much every excuse he had was debunked. Chris thinks he's special and shouldn't have to work. But keep throwing money at him--I'm sure that he will eventually figure out how to be financially responsible, right?

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris thinks he's special and shouldn't have to work. But keep throwing money at him--I'm sure that he will eventually figure out how to be financially responsible, right

Yeah exactly, his supporters that think they're helping him by giving him money are actually doing the most long term damage. It's like these Food Lion gift cards, fucker wasn't going to actually starve, but now that bit of charity is factored into his regular begging. It's no longer money or food, now it's money PLUS food.

Who knows, if he had to eat canned soup and tap water for a few more days, maybe the direness of the situation would've sunk in a little more.