DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[James Smith]

Wasn't his patreon at $900 dollars last month?

He hasn't been at $900 or higher at any single point since February 4, 2018. He probably got $900+ as his payout from the month of March.

I will be absolutely astonished if he doesn't talk about TB and say at least one time "I know what that's like" or some variant of the phrase.

EDIT: If things don't change he will be barely walking away with $700 this month, I hope it's less just so we can solidify the theory that he is not really hurting financially in the slightest.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

DansGaming is streaming Detroit Become Human. Dave is going to be pissed.

 

[Haunter]

DansGaming is streaming Detroit Become Human. Dave is going to be pissed.

Do you mean because a big name on Twitch is streaming a game that Phil maybe thought he could snare as a 'niche' playthrough, or that DansGaming got Detroit Become Human early?

A lot are streaming it on Twitch right now, including a couple with only 2 viewers. So I don't think DansGaming is any more ahead of release date than anyone else

 

[Surly Muppet]

He tiptoed around TB, saying "Nobody deserves to die from cancer, and nobody deserves to die that young. So, rest in peace." I thought the choice of the word 'deserves' was a little questionable, but he has apparently learned a little. He's ignoring the talk in the stream chat about how TB was not a member of the Hate Army.

He also revealed that he had to do some stuff after today's stream (which he cut early), and so he and Kat decided to just 'get dinner'. He apparently got a 'chicken sandwich from somewhere'. I guess Kitty Kat didn't feel like firing up the microwave for the Schwan's? A little weird that he wouldn't mention where he got it from, as though there is a possibility he went to a real healthy restaurant. Really throwing detractors off the scent, Philip.

He also mentioned the Saturday off is because we're firing up another batch of the legendary sugar water. Did you know Philip uses "authentic ingredients"? Because he does. That can contains fucking tomatoes man, just like the old country.

 

[Clop]

He also mentioned the Saturday off is because we're firing up another batch of the legendary sugar water. Did you know Philip uses "authentic ingredients"? Because he does. That can contains fucking tomatoes man, just like the old country.

If Kat is still there and knows even half the cooking she supposedly does, she's going to call Phil out as a fucking disgrace to culinary arts. Such a shame he's not streaming the whole day, it would be plastered all over his face if he got told his "family recipe" was "pouring shit in a pot" and he should be fucking ashamed of calling it Italian.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

There are only two ways the TB thing is gonna go: He's gonna whine about how TB took a jab at him once, or he's gonna somehow turn it all on himself in some bizarre way. Say some shit about detractors.
Either way he'll be thrown bits in "TB's" honor and upload the video and monetise it. I mean he did it with a friend of his after all so TB is ripe for the picking for DSP.

"Uhmm, there's alottapeepul in here, trying to deerail the chat, trying to make me look bad on streem, by saying sum guy supposidlee dyed, uhmmm, if there ever even wuz a guy.. ur just trying to make me look bad.. by telling me he's dead.. and trying to show mee (REEE!) up.. becaws I don't have cansur...::SNORRRT:: So.. allufyou.. arr now gone. AckAckAck. Okay. Yolodopper just did a 25 bitch here..."

 

[SleepyNibba]

He's upset because he cant properly hit people who jump around, he wants balanced jumping where if you jump, when you land you stand in place for a second....

what a scrub...

 

[Drip Feed]

He's upset because he cant properly hit people who jump around, he wants balanced jumping where if you jump, when you land you stand in place for a second....

what a scrub...

Thats retarded because jumping targets are locked into the animation hence them being more predictable kills, god his excuses never fail to make my face look like i licked a lemon.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Hypothetical thought exercise:

If Phil Burnell died tomorrow what do you think you'd have to say about him?

I was never a huge totalbiscuit fan but knew of them, of their illness, and cancer is just a really horrible thing. Seeing so many share their personal experiences now he's passed just got me wondering what Phil could expect if he was to suddenly pass.

 

[Rare Drop]

If Phil Burnell died tomorrow what do you think you'd have to say about him?

At least Kat won't inherit the debt?

Really though, I can't think of much. I mean sure people knew TotalBiscuit's days were numbered, but he wasn't in a near-unwinnable state like Phil. I mean the more I think about it, if he dies after Kat leaves, who's going to pick up his body? His parents are getting older, and he has nobody else to regularly peek in on him. Hopefully he has a peaceful passing, and not something drawn out like a heart-attack.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Quality tweet:

1. He couldn't play PUBG aggressively because of the bad gunplay which only affected him, I guess. Just like lag in every other game.
2. The gunplay almost always works, and when it works, Dave is a god. The only time he is not is when it doesn't work. Gotta build in that 'almost' so that he has the excuse when he screws up. The gunplay just suddenly stopped functioning properly in that moment.

If Phil Burnell died tomorrow what do you think you'd have to say about him?

"Oh wow, I didn't know gout could be fatal. Or did he have a heart attack while jacking off before stream?"
But most people would probably just say 'Who?'

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Hypothetical thought exercise:

If Phil Burnell died tomorrow what do you think you'd have to say about him?

I was never a huge totalbiscuit fan but knew of them, of their illness, and cancer is just a really horrible thing. Seeing so many share their personal experiences now he's passed just got me wondering what Phil could expect if he was to suddenly pass.

Sounds like a good thread topic to me.

And I wouldn't have a single thing to say about him that I haven't already peppered throughout this subforum. Got zero use for him if he isn't making me laugh. Unless he can find a way to keep showing his ass from the afterlife, I'd have nothing to bring to that discussion.

 

[Sparkletor]

I think the reaction to Phil's death would be just like his Instagram comments.

Dsp died.
Okay?

 

[Surly Muppet]

Okay?

Sounds good?

 

[LordAutismo]

Hypothetical thought exercise:

If Phil Burnell died tomorrow what do you think you'd have to say about him?

Nothing he could do! ACK ACK ACK SNORT!

 

[OneDaySon]

Hypothetical thought exercise:

If Phil Burnell died tomorrow what do you think you'd have to say about him?

I was never a huge totalbiscuit fan but knew of them, of their illness, and cancer is just a really horrible thing. Seeing so many share their personal experiences now he's passed just got me wondering what Phil could expect if he was to suddenly pass.

I'd be sad and wish him RIP but I wouldn't do that thing people do with some dead people where all the shitty things they've done are automatically erased because they're dead.

I just realised while typing this though... who would actually be at his funeral?

 

[Drip Feed]

If Phil Burnell died tomorrow what do you think you'd have to say about him?

What times the Funeral pre stream?

 

[Sparkletor]

This is a bit fftopic: but a serious question; if a partnered YouTuber dies, who gets the ad revenue? Remember, a good deal of Phil's monthly views come from old videos. If Phil were to drop dead would YouTube and curse get all the money from people viewing his old content?

I don't know if this has ever been covered before.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I think the reaction to Phil's death would be just like his Instagram comments.

Dsp died.
Okay?

 

[Wurstbrot]

Being respectful, positive and still honest with my feelings? Okay then.

"Phil Burnell is gone, forever, and this is a tragedy for all who cared about him. So thank you for being here, Mister King Swagginz. Your money really helped to pay this funeral.
So what can we say about the man who committed himself to his most beloved hobby and made it his job, for straight 50 years, a legacy no one ever achieved? He had the guts to say what he wanted, no matter the outcome. He tried his best to be the best person he could be, even so this was not enough in the eyes of his social surrounding.

He had good friends, he had lovers, he had the money to pay his bills. He was proud of what he got and he was persistent enough to hold it until his last breathe. He left behind four houses and eight cars, three limited Wolverine figurines, and of course a hole in our heart. We will never find a ... person ... who will enjoy us as much as he did.

At least he died while doing what he loved most, he was best in and never failed to do so. Begging. So let us never forget his last words which will echo for generations: 'Oh my god, I can not believe I am dying, even so I hit the illness first, but then it killed me. Wauw. Great job in healthcare you stupid fuck medical doctors'. And then he laughed like he always did and clapped his hands. 'It is all the fault of my tax attorney who screwed me up 45 years ago. Not my fault, I did everything right in life'. And then he logged off, from life. These last words should be a lesson to all of us. No matter what other people say, no matter where you stand in life, you should never forget that each of us is the centre of our own personal universe. There is no wrong, because every step carries us forward to the inevitable end anyway.

Thank you, Phil. We will ... we will think of you, sometimes. And what lessons you left behind. So many thinks we should - and even more - thinks we should never do."

So where is the damn cake?