Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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definitely the face of someone who wont murder you in your sleep for mortgage money

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oh nevermind, you got me. i cant resist that look and the free shipping
 
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"Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!


*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication."


He's willing to drive all the way to TN but not DE or PA lol


Also, how is it worth driving like half a day to visit someone for a hour?
 
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"Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!


*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication."
Nigga didn't even brush his hair before taking his "celebrity" headshots, smh.
 
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*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication."

Keep bleeding out those TOS infractions, Chris. If you don't get your ebay account shut down by the end of the day, you're going to get yourself murdered.
 
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*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication."
he just offered to do the same for free if people buy one of his $20 transformers. why would anyone spend $500?
 
I know it has been said before but it needs to be said again. Jack you are a giant retard. We all told you that you were. He wasted all that bronycon money. And as august rolls around he is going to beg for more. And he will have completely forgotten who you are.
 
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