💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Hypathia]

I am intrigued.

I'm at work so I won't be reading back a 95 page thread but

https://web.archive.org/web/20041025152710/http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/index.php?boardid=6051

This is HMB. This is a forum Nick made when he was a small teen from the Homestar Runner Wiki ( http://old.hrwiki.org/index.php?page=Hagurumon ). I'm pretty sure a rando (Dreamwalker, he's visible in that archive) is why I know about him to begin with.

Nick started getting weird pretty quickly. His first attempt at self-branding beyond being a kid who liked Homestar Runner was "epic internet pervert", and he didn't really ever stop trying to be that.

Me, Waylon and some people you wouldn't have heard of were overjoyed with having someone so incredibly strange on hand, someone who'd reliably provide chatlogs that were really funny in tyool 2006.

They stopped being funny pretty quickly once he spent most of his time stalking people and talking about pedophilia. We tried some things to neutralize him, from a fake girlfriend to the "Anna Plan". The Anna Plan was a supposed plot to make Anna love him, because for some reason Nick thinks I'm omnipotent. While he believed I was 'working' on this, he moved to mostly talking about Anna instead of sending her letters asking for panties.

I have the "you are crushing my hand" recording somewhere, if anyone is interested in that. There's a whooole bunch of chatlogs too, but I'd have to sort through those. I don't know if you've seen the famous one where Nick very seriously asks us how to fuck someone without waking them up.

Nick sent some letters to someone in Australia (because he happened to have their address) that are a bit out there. In one, he claims that Maddi buried a bomb in his yard because he found a "weird thing" near where he has to sit to catch free wifi. I'll try to find the scans of those.

Nick is probably 'clever' to some degree, and if you push him to argue his points he has enough resourcefulness to keep pulling things out of his ass until you get bored of it. He just actively chooses to pursue a life of sloth because of Destiny, I guess.

 

[drtoboggan]

Reassociation does work, but it's very difficult. I haven't been able to play guitar since I quit drinking (I was a heavy drinker) because I associate it with liquor, for example. The only way to cease that is through sober playing, which is rare.
It would be worthwhile though. The best way to do it would be to distance yourself from him as much as possible. In all honesty, talking about him here might not be the best thing to do.
But I'm not a therapist, so take this with a grain of salt. And a shot of tequila if needed.

 

[Aiyane]

http://twitpic.com/chxrm2

I just threw up, especially after reading the text. God those teeth.

Anna, I am truly sorry that you have this disgusting slob harassing you so. I went through a similar experience in my highschool days where a guy was obsessed with me. He was called "Sponge" at time (story behind that was it was raining out during lunch break and he always wore heavy sweat pants, and when he got knocked over by someone he landed in a small puddle and his pants completely absorbed all the water [I shit you not]). He used to creep on me and would get extremely angry when I was with another guy. One of my ex's told me that he even had a shrine of me built in his bedroom (I had hoped he was joking but he wasn't ). He definitely was not as extreme as this fellow though.

I want to believe that he is a troll. REALLY want to believe that there couldn't possibly be someone so fucked in the head and so disgusting when it comes to personal hygiene. This guy really needs to be locked away; surprised that that hasn't happened yet considering he is pro-pedo and doesn't see how wrong it is.

 

[Lil Dookie Mane]

And people who have sex with Christina Hendricks.

Not sure if jealous or bad taste in women?

EDIT: Nvm, morena baccarin. You alright

 

[Ancani]

Reassociation does work, but it's very difficult. I haven't been able to play guitar since I quit drinking (I was a heavy drinker) because I associate it with liquor, for example. The only way to cease that is through sober playing, which is rare.
It would be worthwhile though. The best way to do it would be to distance yourself from him as much as possible. In all honesty, talking about him here might not be the best thing to do.
But I'm not a therapist, so take this with a grain of salt. And a shot of tequila if needed.

What's kind of funny is that talking about it here (and in general) is actually kind of therapeutic. There's a lot about the whole mess that I've wanted to get off my chest for a long time.

I definitely have been trying my best to avoid reading his Twitter and such, though. Shit's disgusting and kind of vomit-worthy.

 

[Saney]

@Ancani, glad we could be of help

Not sure if jealous or bad taste in women?

EDIT: Nvm, morena baccarin. You alright

Firefly reference.

But yes, I am alright.

 

[Hypathia]

dears, please

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

@Ancani: Damn, I didn't know the effects were that bad. But as you said, on the bright side, at least this whole ordeal hasn't truly ruined your life. I'm not a psychologist or therapist, but would re-associating stuff that has to do with him with other people or things work? For a random example, you could think of the name Nick as being that of "Nick Miller", a character from "Time Chasers" (a movie from the 90s that was riffed on MST3K).

@drtoboggan: Yeah, "Boat" is fine.

Mike: Oh, he's looking for honey, like Pooh.

Crow: Oh, he's "like poo" all right.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Hell, I'll buy him a round myself!* Yo, Null, what kind of beer do you like?
And then there's the issue of anything even remotely related to him (or reminiscent of him) triggering a fear response. For instance, when I meet someone whose name just happens to be Nick--someone who has nothing in common with him but a name--I'll ask him if there's anything else I can call him <snip>

This happened to me too. I had to call a friend's husband "Phil" for several years -- needless to say, he's not called anything like that -- but with the passage of time, I've become desensitized to the name. Slightly worse, I was married to a guy who... hurt me. Details omitted here. But because, by the time of the marriage-ending event, he had become an avid bicyclist (he fanboyed Lance Armstrong something fierce) and draped his sweaty Spandex crap all over the apartment after a ride, I now have the world's stupidest phobia: white men on bicycles. Black and Hispanic teenagers riding by? No worries. I saw pictures of my Black ex-boyfriend with his bike, all kitted out in Spandex gear and one of those "Death Star commander" aerodynamic helmets. No problem. White guy on a bike, could be 18, could be 88? Sudden fierce anger, rapid heart rate, urge to cry and stomp the accelerator. (I don't.) It's been seven years and I can just about listen to that Queen song without associating it with him, because I had it as his ringtone. But damn, this phobia is especially awkward when the bicyclist is a policeman. So like. You're not abnormal for having those reactions, at least according to my therapist.

 

[Pikonic]

Thank God Anna is safe on our watch. We have a way of dealing with Nick and other individuals like him:

If he manages to get an account here I will tear open the sky and rain fire and autism down upon him.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

I've made threads in Lolcow visible, but readable to registered users only. I'll probably keep it like this for a week. Nick thinks it's fun to communicate by proxy via twitter so I'll flush him out. If he joins I'll just ban him.

Null, I know we've had our problems in the past, but I support this.

Anyway, I watched that video ForeverAlongPonyfag posted. He supports Consensual Incest. I think that the others were right about his sister. Get child services and Chris Hansen.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

If he manages to get an account here I will tear open the sky and rain fire and autism down upon him.

Null has stated that he really does not like Nick Bate, and I would hope that if the fecalphile pedophile makes an account here that its Ban On Site.

 

[drtoboggan]

Null has stated that he really does not like Nick Bate, and I would hope that if the fecalphile pedophile makes an account here that its Ban On Site.

Horrorcow has never been a more apt description. I never thought I'd say this about anyone, but I'm glad he has an anxiety disorder. His warped brain formed a way to protect people from him in that respect.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

If he joins with a name that isn't obvious, can I call the cops?

 

[Ancani]

This happened to me too. I had to call a friend's husband "Phil" for several years -- needless to say, he's not called anything like that -- but with the passage of time, I've become desensitized to the name. Slightly worse, I was married to a guy who... hurt me. Details omitted here. But because, by the time of the marriage-ending event, he had become an avid bicyclist (he fanboyed Lance Armstrong something fierce) and draped his sweaty Spandex crap all over the apartment after a ride, I now have the world's stupidest phobia: white men on bicycles. Black and Hispanic teenagers riding by? No worries. I saw pictures of my Black ex-boyfriend with his bike, all kitted out in Spandex gear and one of those "Death Star commander" aerodynamic helmets. No problem. White guy on a bike, could be 18, could be 88? Sudden fierce anger, rapid heart rate, urge to cry and stomp the accelerator. (I don't.) It's been seven years and I can just about listen to that Queen song without associating it with him, because I had it as his ringtone. But damn, this phobia is especially awkward when the bicyclist is a policeman. So like. You're not abnormal for having those reactions, at least according to my therapist.

First off, I'm so, so sorry you had to go through all that. While I don't know you, my heart goes out to you, and I'm proud of you for being able to get out of that situation.

And your therapist is, from what I've heard on the matter, absolutely right--triggers like that are far from unusual among survivors of trauma. So I wouldn't say that's a stupid phobia, really. Irrational, yes, but triggers are often not rational or logical. I mean, realistically, I will probably never meet another guy who is A. a creepy shithead and B. named Nick. Hell, I have a friend named Nick, and another named Nic (pronounced the same but spelled differently--although since he's someone I know IRL, that doesn't necessarily help). I have no logical reason to get all freaked out over what's really just an extremely common masculine name, but that doesn't mean that initial panic response doesn't happen. (And actually, if you've ever seen Wreck-It Ralph, Sergeant Calhoun's reaction to the phrase "dynamite gal" is another pretty good example.)

In fact, I briefly considered changing my surname from Nickel to Nikkel (which might have been the original form, but hasn't been what my family's used for a long, long time), just because I didn't want anything even vaguely Nick-like in my name. I've since decided against it, since I'm very close to my family and don't want to do anything that might come across as even slightly disrespectful to them or to my heritage, but it was something I gave quite a bit of consideration.

Obviously those reactions are something we both need to work on overcoming, but it's not an uncommon reaction at all, and it's not really anything to be ashamed of. Something to work on, yes; something to feel any sort of shame for, no.

If you ever need anyone to talk to about this kind of thing, I'm here for ya, 'kay?

If he joins with a name that isn't obvious, can I call the cops?

Not sure that would be grounds for police action, unfortunately.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Not sure that would be grounds for police action, unfortunately.

Not for that, I mean for stalking, harassment, rape, and pedophillia.

 

[Danger]

So sifting through his tweets I see he much like OPL identifies as a transgendered woman and a lesbian. Anna did he mention any of that to you or is this just Nick hopping on the translolcow bandwagon?

 

[Ancani]

So sifting through his tweets I see he much like OPL identifies as a transgendered woman and a lesbian. Anna did he mention any of that to you or is this just Nick hopping on the translolcow bandwagon?

He doesn't actually identify as a woman. He's a crossdresser, but he's never said anything to indicate that he's actually transgender. Frankly, I doubt he even know what the word "transgender" means.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, it's possible he does know and is trying to use it to get around the whole me-being-gay thing. He still doesn't actually identify as trans, but it's possible it's another dumbass ruse to ~*win me over*~.

 

[kwyjibo]

Oh my god, I just checked Nick's Twitter. He came down to my state for vacation and is only half an hour away from me.

I wonder which beach he's visiting. He kept referring to his "sunbird" and it took me a few tries before I realized he meant "sunburn". Ugh, I'm going to be in that area tomorrow too, fantastic.

 

[Danger]

So as far as you know he's doing it to be cool or something? He used the trans word in a tweet from early August. Again I'm on a phone and can't screen cap till I get home.