💼 Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Ikea]

Didn't Alex say that the school was right next to a bear cave? Why would the daughter want her high school there of all places?

I'm calling it now, the cheesy plot twist he's talking about is the death of the daughter. Ayano's mom probably kills her.

Alex has been playing too much Danganronpa from the sounds of that intro. If you just heard the audio only for about the first minute in it would play like some fanfic for Hope's Peak Academy.

I was thinking the same thing. Apparently, he's never played the games but he references it an awful lot. And for him to make Akademi pretentious and only suitable for the most intelligent children- it doesn't make any sense.
He could have just made it a regular private school.

 

[AriGiga]

Speaking of which, he should be horrified at the blatant nepotism of some guy building a school all for his little girl to control. The whims of some child is not what you want your paycheck based on.

I guarantee you he got the idea from watching the first episode or two of Kill la Kill, then half-assed trying to figure out how a teenager could single-handedly control a school in a significantly less over-the-top and self-aware setting.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Why are you @ing someone who was threadbanned almost two years ago?

Alex has been playing too much Danganronpa from the sounds of that intro. If you just heard the audio only for about the first minute in it would play like some fanfic for Hope's Peak Academy.

I am just informing any new noobs about his account on this forum. I hope that's not against the rules. I know he was threadbanned; Alex deserves as much if not more scorn for all the asshole-licking the TvTropes community did to him. Yes, I am calm. Yes, he has two fan-wikias devoted to him. Let's move on from this topic.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

I am just informing any new noobs about his account on this forum. I hope that's not against the rules. I know he was threadbanned; Alex deserves as much if not more scorn for all the asshole-licking the TvTropes community did to him. Yes, I am calm. Yes, he has two fan-wikias devoted to him. Let's move on from this topic.

I mean, was it ever confirmed that Cuckyfarms is Eva? Or was it just some fan or outsider that signed up here because they wanted to know why us users started a thread on him?

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

I mean, was it ever confirmed that Cuckyfarms is Eva? Or was it just some fan or outsider that signed up here because they wanted to know why us users started a thread on him?

Yes. It was. Around 500 pages back. You're new here, huh?

 

[Jetstream Sam]

Everything Alex does is so extra, fuck. I'm sure his fanbase will be happy over the """combat system""" he looks to be implementing right now even though years ago they were pissed. They probably just want the game to be released, but that shit ain't happening. Also, that character popularity poll is a fucking joke.

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Yes. It was. Around 500 pages back. You're new here, huh?

Well, I've been around this thread since page ~900, and I haven't read that many pages from the past yet. If you had specified that Cuckyfarms was in fact Eva in your posts, it would have made a lot more sense, but it would have been a lot more easier if you had just said "check your facts Eva, you gigantic re.tard," instead of just @ing some Sock of his that probably not a lot of people would know about (like me). Also if you're trying to inform newbies that he used to have an account on here, why the fuck didn't you just write up a separate post specifically stating that @CuckyFarms is Eva's sock account on here than @ing him, angerly talking shit on that account, and then vaguely never specify it used to be his Kiwi account?

 

[princess13456789]

Well, I've been around this thread since page ~900, and I haven't read that many pages from the past yet. If you had specified that Cuckyfarms was in fact Eva in your posts, it would have made a lot more sense, but it would have been a lot more easier if you had just said "check your facts Eva, you gigantic re.tard," instead of just @ing some Sock of his that probably not a lot of people would know about (like me). Also if you're trying to inform newbies that he used to have an account on here, why the fuck didn't you just write up a separate post specifically stating that @CuckyFarms is Eva's sock account on here than @ing him, angerly talking shit on that account, and then vaguely never specify it used to be his Kiwi account?

Pretty much a-loggy summed up there.
@Miel67 It wasn't around 500 pages it was at page 32 May 27 2016.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evaxe...ander-stuart-mahan.19311/page-32#post-1485105

 

[Trombonista]

Yes. It was. Around 500 pages back. You're new here, huh?

If you know where it was, link to the post.

 

[A Sign]

Right now all I see here is

Can we quit the pussy slap fights and get back on topic?

 

[Monster of the week]

I mean, was it ever confirmed that Cuckyfarms is Eva? Or was it just some fan or outsider that signed up here because they wanted to know why us users started a thread on him?

TBH, Cuckyfarms comes off as a naive white knight who thought he could talk the farms into stopping criticizing Alex. Specially looking at the post princess13456789 linked.

Pretty much a-loggy summed up there.
@Miel67 It wasn't around 500 pages it was at page 32 May 27 2016.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evaxe...ander-stuart-mahan.19311/page-32#post-1485105

Everything Alex does is so extra, fuck. I'm sure his fanbase will be happy over the """combat system""" he looks to be implementing right now even though years ago they were pissed. They probably just want the game to be released, but that shit ain't happening. Also, that character popularity poll is a fucking joke.

Yes, but I don't think his fanbase today is the same fanbase he had years ago. He likely lost many followers with his spergs about e-mails and his incapacity to take criticism.

 

[lolnope]

I'm pretty sure the combat system is for Yandere-chan to use against the delinquents. If she beats them, they'll respect her or something.

"Saisho Saikou" oh my god. That is the worst name he could've given him.

 

[A Sign]

There will be another Luna easter egg if/when that fight system is added, I know it. But he will likely only add it if he can do animu jiggle physics just like in his fave porn games, and we all know how lazy he is and how the slave being demanded to make it so would not get paid

 

[LucasSomething]

I know i'm a little late here but if i'm allowed to opinate.

>Osana

Looks like garbage. Flashy garbage but stil garbage. I have no idea what Alex is "testing" here.

>Ayano VS baseball bats

Why the fuck is the guy swinging the bat like a sword? I think that's literally the Katana animation, why not use the damn bat animation for this??? You can see she is completely still until she does a dodge animation and then a "parry" animation. It's probably a new quick time event minigame against the deliquents, how great, now Mary Sue Ayano can solo 5 armed guys but will still get knocked by a teacher.

>Kjech is accepting commisions

Unrelated i know, but i guess this means Alex stopped paying him...

>Audio tape

Making audiotapes sound interesting (like bioshock) is a hard task and this failed miserably. I'll ignore the Voice Acting cause this person is probably inexperienced and doing it for free but everything else is cringy and garbage. This motherfucker just randomly decides to self monologue for 5 minutes and it's not interesting, and what we learn is retarded.

1-I thought Saikou family was just rich but apparently the CEO is a god tier inventor who created so much he "changed the world"? This isn't how you do world building Alex, nothing in the game ever implied this and you're not convincing me.

2-He made an entire school for the daughter he loves? If the CEO loves his family why did he train megami since she was born just to be CEO, to the point Megami doesn't even like her own family? Do the contradictions ever end.

3-His daughter named the school "Akademi High" wow what a fucking retard.

>He made a new poll

Alex made a new poll asking what's you favourite character: http://poal.me/r1zg3t

Unsurprisngly, Ayano is top and Oka is second, but curiosuly Yandere-kun, Yakuza and nemesis are high despite the fact that they're not even canon. This fandom loves edge lords.

But thankfully, the pervert teacher is dead last

 

[NateOwen23]

haven't posted today but i'll talk about osana's hair and in my opinion- What the actual fuck is that? it hurts my eyes and what the fuck shit texture is that? her eyes is probably akane's eye texture (redhead student council) Also, what such giant alex dick suckers! " ooh dev it looks better!" motherfucker shut the fuck up, i'm guaranteeing you hate that bleached shit texture and you're only sucking off his dick so he can get petty. get that shit out of here.

 

[Pixy]

Headmaster tape https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hm6y_twk--M

Wait, is he trying to copy MGSV with this?

 

[NashiNashi]

I'm pretty sure the combat system is for Yandere-chan to use against the delinquents. If she beats them, they'll respect her or something.

"Saisho Saikou" oh my god. That is the worst name he could've given him.

It's worse depending on Eva's intention because "saisho" means first in the sense of being the first to do something or something that is done in or from the beginning. If he meant something like first place, that would be "ichii". If he meant something like best/number one, that would be "ichiban". If he meant something like eldest/first born son, there are plenty of names you could find that fits the bill on those name database websites. One example is Ichiro, like the famous baseball player. Not that he would know, I guess.

I think he probably meant "ichiban" because if you put that and "saikou" together, it would mean something like "best ever", which is a fairly normal phrase. Definitely would still be a stupid name, though. Edit: Or I could be giving him too much credit.

Wait, is he trying to copy MGSV with this?

It's been a thing since System Shock or something older, but he probably is copying it specifically from MGSV.

 

[FinishedOsana]

«prestigious»

- So prestigious than requirements to hire a headmaster are pretty low
- Teachers dressed like strippers
- Delinquents who aren't expelled because of shitty excuses
- Some students with really short skirts

Lmfao are u kiddin' me

It would make sense if that daughter of his was immature - oh, wait.
But then again the interior design would be completely fucked up since she as well decided that, based on the tape. Imagine taking your kids drawings and building a school based on it. Who needs to pay architects when you have babies??
Now we know the reason why he wanted this school to be Hogwarts with the rooms changin their locations, eh?
It also HAHAHA explains the bear cave - "Bears are so cute!! I will be able to go during breaks to hug one!!!".

Its not a bad idea, but... seriously, you could at least acknowledge that First Psycho wasnt all that sane. Letting his KID devide anything... pfff.

I guarantee you he got the idea from watching the first episode or two of Kill la Kill, then half-assed trying to figure out how a teenager could single-handedly control a school in a significantly less over-the-top and self-aware setting.

I think he mightve watched the whole anime. Satsuki is the Student Council President in Honnōji Academy and has absolute power over it. Like, absolute 'in one episode she changed the whole surroundings of academy so everyone has a hard time getting there on time and threatened that if anyones late that day she will kick them out' power. The difference is that KlK doesnt take itself too seriously, it embraces the weird and funny and just does whatever the duck it wants.
I thought we already established that Megami Saikou is Satsuki Kiryuin done terribly? I mean, even the first 'official' picture of Megami showed her with long black hair. Its obvious he decided to change it to white and give her black gloves and stockings so shes still like Satsuki but not really. :/
Theres also the thing with other Student Council Members, but the ones in KlK were respecting Satsuki greatly and were loyal to her... and also their designs didnt scream 'were done terribly please fix us'.

-He made an entire school for the daughter he loves? If the CEO loves his family why did he train megami since she was born just to be CEO, to the point Megami doesn't even like her own family? Do the contradictions ever end.

I dont know when he mentioned Megami doesnt like her own family? But that would actually be also ripped off from KlK if thats the case.

I sometimes feel like were running in circles with this guy. When will he introduce something bigger? I miss the discussion back when Student Council Members were introduced.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

I sometimes feel like were running in circles with this guy. When will he introduce something bigger? I miss the discussion back when Student Council Members were introduced.

The next big update will be the deliquents, so we will have new characters with uncomfirmed rumor/edgy backstories. He also wants to release a video about Osoro's backstory, because why wouldn't you want to spoil the 8th rival, right?

 

[Cupcake-san]

He spoils everything, i'm sick of it
«'am too lazy to work on Osana, but i must release a build in few days... Let's give 'em shitty characters backstories»