Money 3/14 - Selling Cole Smithey's vintage comics

[Nikachu]

Someone should use this as their avatar

 

[Nikachu]

Why does Barb look like Lisa from PT?

Nahhhhh

 

[Sword_Hand_Tingles]

I wonder if we’ll get to the point where Chris begins to sell his own body parts

 

[Mason Verger]

Dude it's weird right, right? Not that he's selling them, but the way he's selling them. I don't see him put this much enthusiasm in selling even his own "priceless" bullshit, such as his comic, mold shirt, frozen semen.
This guy is going full 1930s traveling huckster to sell off what may be Coles only pleasant childhood memories:

"Thaaaats right ladies and gentlemen! Come get your bonified, certified, authorized and petrified Cole Smithy childhoooood! Why, act now and get the signature of the very woman who ruined iiiiiiit!"

 

[Muscle Bra]

Selling Cole's shit and hoarding half the profit is a pretty damn low move.

I would be very surprised if Cole sees even a nickel of the profits Chris makes from this sale.

Wonder why they are advertising the fact that Cole owned them, though. I get Chris, and his narrow view of the world would make him think that Cole is the 'Smartest Film Critic in the World', but Barb?

Babs is so far gone, she doesn't give a shit. Chris just pulled her out of bed, propped her up, and told her to say "Yes" when the camera was on her. He even needed to tell her to smile.

 

[Sword_Hand_Tingles]

This guy is going full 1930s traveling huckster to sell off what may be Coles only pleasant childhood memories

This. He reminded me of those sleazy salesmen that have tried to con me.

 

[Yop Yop]

Chris got smart enough to finally brand himself. Bob was pushing him to monetize and brand sonichu before he died, and he's finally done it. Although Bob wanted him to do it as a symbol for autism awareness, Chris got a little savvier and is utilizing his internet infamy to brand himself and his old crap. And theres an endless supply of weens willing to buy his shit and further his plans.

 

[KJ 195]

I have the impression that this scheme was elaborated not only in order to get some easy money, but also to possibly bait Cole into finally getting into contact with them.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Someone should use this as their avatar

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I think the mission they are doing here is to tell Cole "Guess what? Since you won't come to fix my holey butt and fix my broken teeth, we will just sell your precious comic collection that is potentially worth a lot of money!"

Thing is, Cole is not in his 3os, when he'd be more likely to give a crap (a lot of men at that age like hoarding their nerdy toys so they can pass it on to their own kids).

If Barb and Chris are doing this to try and force Cole back in their lives, its not going to work.

I have the impression that this scheme was elaborated not only in order to get some easy money, but also to possibly bait Cole into finally getting into contact with them.

Edit: I've been Ninja'd! First time ever!

 

[AnOminous]

I would bet Cole doesn't give a quarter of a shit about either Chris or Blarb.

 

[Mason Verger]

Also, lol to anyone who ever fell for Barbs "I'ma layin here an dyin, probably won't see the mornin" act.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Why is he pronouncing "Cole" as "Coollll"

 

[bigshot]

They are referring to him as Joe Cool the Snoopy character.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

I wonder if we’ll get to the point where Chris begins to sell his own body parts

barbs teeth first

then the unclit piercing

 

[Power Armor]

I would bet Cole doesn't give a quarter of a shit about either Chris or Blarb.

what about a nickel of a shit

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This is like when he tried to donate to Cole’s Patreon to get him back in contact with them, and it’ll be just as successful.

 

[Darksydepickle]

I feel like this is Chris´ idea. Who´s the person that puts so much love into material objects? Chris is. And look at how he savor selling this stuff ´When he is not with Wonderwoman, he is dating r-r-r-r-rimaaaa!´.

He is trying to get Cole´s attention by selling his belongings, because if someone sold Chris´, he´d go nuts with autistic rage.

 

[Deadpool]

This is such a dick move that I bet it was actually Blarb's idea. That evil, wizened, senile hag can't die and go to Hell soon enough.

There is a reason she looks more alive in this video, than the other times we've seen her lately. Being a cunt to her is like drinking blood to a vampire, it rejuvenates her.

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

Quite frankly I don't even know anymore what to say to these. All Chris does now is shill his overpriced garbage and dumb fucks will buy anything from him.

Its even sadder when he uses his mother in these happy merchant videos.

He's become dull, like an old Cutco Cutlery knife.

 

[AnOminous]

He's become dull, like an old Cutco Cutlery knife.

I wonder if Chris still has the Cutco sampler set he got when he "worked" there briefly.