Sonichu 2/10/18 - Lesbian Date - With a nod to Christopher Cross. :)

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris has a date with Diamond Melody aka Jessica Quinn. Hoo boy

"I ended up onboard the retardis."

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW!?

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

is chris dating jessica in this comic? i'm not sure


edit: oh nvm

 

[ThePlagueTND]

wait what?

 

[Silvally]

Chris' story writeing and art is confusing as ever

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wait what?

i think there the ponys transformed in to humans but with this art i could be wrong

 

[Orkeosaurus]

is chris dating jessica in this comic? i'm not sure

chris' pony headmate is dating jessica's pony in equestria, so he's essentially let himself get cucked by his OC because he doesn't like retconning shit

 

[ES 148]

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wait what?

Ponies becoming people, man. Shit's crazy, but I saw it! I saw it happenin'!

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Shit, he got here through a TARDIS? What is this Dr Who?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Shit, he got here through a TARDIS? What is this Dr Who?

It was only a matter of time Chris worked Doctor Who trash into this since he binged on it three years ago.

 

[Florence]

...

W-what?

Seriously?

I never thought I’d see the day when Chris would reference sodding Tesco in Sonichu.

 

[Shiversblood]

Took her a while to get used to walking on two legs?..... CHRIS IS BESTIALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHRIS CHAN IS SUCH A SICK FUCK!!! PERVERTED SICK TWISTED PSYCHOPATH!!! I AM CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL AND HAVING HIM ARRESTED!

 

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I miss the days when Sonichu was about Chris and his imaginary rodent friends fighting cybernetic Target managers and not Chris having pretend dates with imaginary ponies (made into girls to make it less creepy but not really).

Also, Diamond Melody is a pornstar name.

 

[Un Platano]

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W-what?

Seriously?

I never thought I’d see the day when Chris would reference sodding Tesco in Sonichu.

When Chris says something out of character in Sonichu it's because someone has told him to, and it's been that way for the past ten years. Putting a Tesco in Cwcville almost certainly means he's been talking to someone from England lately. Hopefully not another

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I miss the days when Sonichu was about Chris and his imaginary rodent friends fighting cybernetic Target managers and not Chris having pretend dates with imaginary ponies (made into girls to make it less creepy but not really).

Also, Diamond Melody is a pornstar name.

This date should have been realistic with Chris waking up from a dream and having 14 BC repoe'd after Barb's corpse was discovered underneath the hoard.

 

[Florence]

Oh hai Polyphemus

 

[MrTroll]

Chris is shopping at stores that don't even exist in the US and eating biscotti. When did this motherfucker get so sophisticated?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

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W-what?

Seriously?

I never thought I’d see the day when Chris would reference sodding Tesco in Sonichu.

But... but... Chris has, by his own admission, never been to Britain? They don't use that brand for their North American subsidiaries.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

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W-what?

Seriously?

I never thought I’d see the day when Chris would reference sodding Tesco in Sonichu.

I'm guessing it's a joke reference from a troll to an old news story about horse meat used in burgers.

 

[Jack Awful]

Ponies becoming people, man. Shit's crazy, but I saw it! I saw it happenin'!

Chris's intertwining of completely unrelated franchises based on what he likes at the time is fascinating in an uncovering the diary of asylum patient kinda way.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Chris's life is getting extremely surreal. This is how he thinks and what his life is actually like, right? It isn't some sort of dadaist performance art?

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris's life is getting extremely surreal. This is how he thinks and what his life is actually like, right? It isn't some sort of dadaist performance art?

Chris has been escaping from his life through fantasies for so long, they have completely consumed him.