Money "Stuff I Bought From An Autistic Puppet" Megathread

[Cato]

OP that's who. OP what were you expecting out of buying Chris cards?? Fame on this forum?? Or the chance to get into Chris good graces so you can be the next troll.

Not to defend OP beyond this point, but he did explain in his first video that he believed that the collection was worth more than $500 and he could make a profit selling the cards.

As to why he's posting here...I suspect that he thought that as a forum interested in Chris-Chan, this would be a great place to advertise and find some people who would buy the cards from him in turn. If so, I am wondering how he's feeling about that marketing strategy now.

 

[Marvin]

Whenever someone buys something from Chris, the hygiene sperging that comes out is weird. The cards won't smell. They won't be gross. That should be obvious.

OP that's who. OP what were you expecting out of buying Chris cards?? Fame on this forum?? Or the chance to get into Chris good graces so you can be the next troll.

He deals in collectibles. This is a business venture for him.

 

[Super Collie]

Not to defend OP beyond this point, but he did explain in his first video that he believed that the collection was worth more than $500 and he could make a profit selling the cards.

As to why he's posting here...I suspect that he thought that as a forum interested in Chris-Chan, this would be a great place to advertise and find some people who would buy the cards from him in turn. If so, I am wondering how he's feeling about that marketing strategy now.

There is not a chance in hell that Chris' cards are worth more than $500. Trading cards only have value to collectors when they are in mint or near mint condition, and Chris' cards are most likely play worn or possibly even damaged from the house fire.

OP would have better luck trying to flip all of the original "Classic Chris" art that was tucked into the pockets of the binders.

This guy thinks he's Pawn Stars but in reality he's a dumbass who is probably going to be out $450 at the end of the day.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

@LegendaryChristorian should dox the shit out of you.

 

[Cato]

There is not a chance in hell that Chris' cards are worth more than $500. Trading cards only have value to collectors when they are in mint or near mint condition, and Chris' cards are most likely play worn or possibly even damaged from the house fire.

OP would have better luck trying to flip all of the original "Classic Chris" art that was tucked into the pockets of the binders.

This guy thinks he's Pawn Stars but in reality he's a dumbass who is probably going to be out $450 at the end of the day.

I definitely won't argue with that; I was just explaining his motives since someone directly asked.

 

[ALotOfGroceryShopping]

Bwahaha. Holy shit that's some thermonuclear autism.

 

[FP 208]

I watched the full vid and its just 27 minutes of him in gloves wiping disinfectant wipe after disinfectant wipe over pages and pages of pokemon card holders in a binder while he mutters to himself occasionally spouting "rare" "foil" "christorical document".

 

[cabalcoffers]

The last listing price for this item was $500. Those cards, in prime condition, are worth no more than $100 at the very most, even to rabid collectors. You overpaid so much it's not even funny. Actually, no, it is funny, it's a fucking riot. Enjoy the stench.

Lol, I just listed $25 worth for sale from the first page (front only).

 

[Cato]

Lol, I just listed $25 worth for sale from the first page (front only).

"Listed" =/= "Sold"

But hey, I'm not going to pretend to have a clue what spergs will pay for Pokemon cards. Good luck. If you make a profit, be sure to come back and rub it in to all the haters here.

 

[ALotOfGroceryShopping]

Hey look on the bright side, if you can't flip em, at least you can play some old school Pokemon with your wife's son when Jamal comes over.

 

[Jetstream Sam]

This is retarded as fuck. Thanks to all those who watched the video and summarized it, because I sure as hell ain't watching 30 minutes of some retard sperg about old ass shit cards and "Christory".

 

[cabalcoffers]

I'm posting this re-sell adventure for your amusement. I'll post the first page financial summary in a hour or so. You guys can watch how the value racks up page by page. We'll see if it was a good venture or not.

 

[Cato]

I'm posting this re-sell adventure for your amusement.

Well, you succeeded at that much, at least.

 

[NeverHappened]

Even if Chris made a sell at $500 for say, $20 worth of cards, he'll probably regret it thinking that he could have gotten more.

 

[ALotOfGroceryShopping]

I'm posting this re-sell adventure for your amusement. I'll post the first page financial summary in a hour or so. You guys can watch how the value racks up page by page. We'll see if it was a good venture or not.

Look guys, I pozloaded my negholepie and now I'm punching myself in the dick with the same hand all for your amusement. NOTICE ME SENPAI!!

 

[scared sheep]

I'm posting this re-sell adventure for your amusement. I'll post the first page financial summary in a hour or so. You guys can watch how the value racks up page by page. We'll see if it was a good venture or not.

That’s an... interesting project. I’m interested, but still confused as hell as to why you would buy them from CHRIS of all people.

 

[HY 140]

you know if i wanted to watch a video about a guy looking at pokemon cards, i'd watch one of the many channels dedicated to that, but at least those are sorta entertaining and full of weening

 

[Philosophy Phil]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uym3SwB8tXI

Just letting you know that owning a Chandler artifact brings about some very bad luck; if you are in the business of selling I'd recommend selling them at your earliest discretion. In all reality, these sort of things belong in a museum, where they can't bring their bad luck to new owners.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You guys can watch how the value racks up page by page. We'll see if it was a good venture or not.

Instead of a mental health day, you need a mental health decade. Preferably in a place that deals with nuclear -grade autism.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Ok so at one point I said we should close down this forum but I take that back. It needs to stay open forever so we can have more people embarrass themselves.