🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AnOminous]

I'm personally still waiting for the musical, that he was hiring a dance team and doing choreography for.

He should do that. He would have the opportunity to teach them the country's latest dance craze, the Funky Bamboon.

Spoiler: you know what's in here

 

[Bryan Dunn]

He should do that. He would have the opportunity to teach them the country's latest dance craze, the Funky Bamboon.

Spoiler: you know what's in here

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He could get our boy Shia "HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US" Leboouf to direct it with that special Taylor Swift he always wanted to hear

 

[DrJonesHat]

What is amazing to me about that recording is that he actually managed to be civil long enough to get someone to record him.

 

[DonaldChump]

If someone like Russ asked me to record them being a clown and making a fool of themselves and was completely serious, even if i didnt like them, i would help them do it. Especially if i didnt like them, i would help them do it.

Weve seen him fall for catfishes so often, and be so self absorbed as to not pick up on social hints and cues, it wouldnt surprise me if all of his friends were less-than-fairweather, or just acquaintances, probably not even friends at all, though he would swear they were.

 

[neger psykolog]

This has probably already been posted but its great:

https://www.cnet.com/forums/discussions/installing-a-windows-xp-99341/
http://archive.fo/62Zvk

 

[The Un-Clit]

Away for weeks, check into threads to catch up, find out that literally nothing has changed with Russ except now he's gonna sue @Null because he posted his entire book as a preview and someone stuck it on an unrelated google drive. When he wins he will presumably turn KF into a brothel and we will all be forced to dress as Katy Perry as we refuse to let him kiss us even though he totally paid for the girlfriend experience. Same as it ever was.

Off to see if Remembrancer Bex, Alison Rapp, and Jake Alley have grown at all as people during the last couple of months...

Since you've been away so long, you might not know that Russtard anally ruined all 3 of the above and everyone else in the 2017 JULAY! awards. He took both Lolcow of the Year and Overall Best Lolcow with such a landslide that no one else was even close. Good times, good times.

 

[Cato]

Threatening legal action against the very people who know just how thoroughly he has been destroyed every time he steps foot in court... Laughable, in the truest sense of the word. I laughed out loud when reading his threat. Not many people can fail so fucking hard and still act so tough. Never change buddy.

"Those that are the loudest in their threats are the weakest in their actions." - Charles Caleb Colton

 

[John Q. Pube]

Why, I thought Russell wrote the book to have the world learn of his plight! Surely having it available for free allows more people to read it!

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Russell Greer should go to the Philippines and meet Homer Beovle. That would be a great lolcow crossover.

Like, how many hookers can they hire in one night?

 

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

You know, it's a shame Russ doesn't have any lawyer friends who'd be willing to accept a $1 retainer to let him send a DMCA takedown notice on their letterhead so that he doesn't have to put his personal doxx on it.

But what about "Ken?" He's out of the hospital after the Molotov cocktail attack...

 

[Viridian]

But what about "Ken?" He's out of the hospital after the Molotov cocktail attack...

He's gone into the Fictional Character Witness Protection Program to hide him from the imaginary Taylor Swift death squads.

 

[DarkAlien]

As we all know, Russ has a decent platform of followers that he uses for negative attention whoring instead of good. One of those wasted good opportunities was helping his own friend, now former friend and new found kiwi nipplelesswoman. As shown in her avatar, she is a cancer survivor who had a double mastectomy. Like many of us I've seen her Facebook when she was his friend and I found this:

https://www.change.org/p/food-and-d...facebook&utm_campaign=share_for_starters_page

With her permission I'm sharing this here because she has brought us some joy here at the orchards and if we can take a minute to help out, then do so please.

Back to your regularly scheduled Russness. He is still rogue on FB.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Russell Greer should go to the Philippines and meet Homer Beovle. That would be a great lolcow crossover.

Like, how many hookers can they hire in one night?

You know, you make an excellent point. Russ spent 4 grand on one hooker in Nevada one time? INCREDIBLY short-sighted. For $4000, you can go to Thailand or the Phillipines for a week, eat drink and sleep in comfort, and bang as many incredibly hot women (and ladyboys, if you aren't careful or you swing that way) as your stamina can keep up with and still have enough money left over to sue Null and the Farms.

Or does he not care for teh YELLOW wimminz? Nah, more then likely the idea just didn't even enter the Bamboon's head.

 

[TitusOvid]

Or does he not care for teh YELLOW wimminz?

I've never seen him hit on an East Asian girl on Instagram so I'm kind of thinking that's the case.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Taylor Swift death squads.

"Taylor Swift Death Squad" sounds like a rapidly zealous fan club.

 

[Purple Panther]

Or does he not care for teh YELLOW wimminz?

On behalf of yellow women everywhere...lets hope he doesn't.

 

[DrJonesHat]

On behalf of yellow women everywhere...lets hope he doesn't.

I'm pretty sure if Russhole went to Thailand to bang hookers, they would consider that an act of war. One of the other nuclear powers would hit us on their behalf.

 

[SwiftlyRuiningRussell]

Remember when Shitlips said P!nk doesn’t get the attention she deserves and he can help her? Looks like she’s just fine without him...Super Bowl National Anthem.

 

[MysticMisty]

Russell Greer should go to the Philippines and meet Homer Beovle. That would be a great lolcow crossover.

Like, how many hookers can they hire in one night?

Zero together because Russ is into real-life college girls while Homer likes anime lolis. They're both cowardly assholes though so they could potentially feel prosecuted by evil women together. Downside though is Homer is brown so Russ might think of him as another saggy pants thug.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

You know, you make an excellent point. Russ spent 4 grand on one hooker in Nevada one time? INCREDIBLY short-sighted. For $4000, you can go to Thailand or the Phillipines for a week, eat drink and sleep in comfort, and bang as many incredibly hot women (and ladyboys, if you aren't careful or you swing that way) as your stamina can keep up with and still have enough money left over to sue Null and the Farms.

Or does he not care for teh YELLOW wimminz? Nah, more then likely the idea just didn't even enter the Bamboon's head.

I believe he’s admitted to being too much of a puss to fly, so he’ll never maximize his fuck budget. On the other hand, he can make any threat he wants but he’ll never travel to file a lolsuit. Carry on, kiwis!