💼 Careercow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votos: 223 8.5%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votos: 91 3.5%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votos: 227 8.7%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votos: 729 27.9%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votos: 340 13.0%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votos: 344 13.2%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votos: 120 4.6%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votos: 209 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votos: 162 6.2%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votos: 166 6.4%
  • Total de votantes
    2,611
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I'm sorry if I didn't pay attention properly, but has there been any real progress besides easter eggs since the student council? He literally talks about so much useless shit he wants to put into the debug that it's hard to tell if there's anything that has been relevant for the game...

(:offtopic: Also, sorry for my English as it's not my first language.)
 
Chef Ramsay dijo:
I'm sorry if I didn't pay attention properly, but has there been any real progress besides easter eggs since the student council? He literally talks about so much useless shit he wants to put into the debug that it's hard to tell if there's anything that has been relevant for the game...

(:offtopic: Also, sorry for my English as it's not my first language.)
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No, nothing relevant for now.
 
Technically, Easter Eggs should actually count as reverse progress by my reckoning; it actually forces steps back and undoes any claims of him making progress. Why so? Remember that Alex is a sperg who shoves copywritten shit into his not-even-alpha game. If he ever wants to sell this shitshow he'd have to gut pretty much most of what he's actually inserted into his italian pasta non-game over the last two years due to the way creative commons work.
 
I wasn’t here for the Student Council update, but did anyone notice that killing an SC member literally just copies and pastes the Mission Mode obstacles over to story mode? I bet that after Eva realized that he needs a genuine reason for an insta Game Over when passing through a metal detector, he puts in “pepper spraying” metal detectors and labels it a “placeholder” instead of actually fixing it then.

That update took him 40-something days. What the hell was he doing?!?! Slurping over his new OCs and their “unique stockings” and “special arm positions”?!?
 
lolnope dijo:
Eva realized that he needs a genuine reason for an insta Game Over when passing through a metal detector, he puts in “pepper spraying” metal detectors and labels it a “placeholder” instead of actually fixing it then.
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Everything is a "placeholder" in his meme sandbox, he will never fix it.
 
Adamska dijo:
Technically, Easter Eggs should actually count as reverse progress by my reckoning; it actually forces steps back and undoes any claims of him making progress. Why so? Remember that Alex is a sperg who shoves copywritten shit into his not-even-alpha game. If he ever wants to sell this shitshow he'd have to gut pretty much most of what he's actually inserted into his italian pasta non-game over the last two years due to the way creative commons work.
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Another problem is that Alex keeps spending time on fixing bugs in Easter eggs. Instead of saying: "sorry, but I ain't gonna touch it anymore, I have Osana to make", he does the following:
In January 2018 alone dijo:
  • To prevent bugs, Student Council members will now longer shove you or pepper spray you while an easter egg is active.
  • The player can no longer get a Game Over from Senpai while an easter egg is active.
  • Fixed bug that would cause the game to soft-lock if Yandere-chan attempted to pickpocket a character that was turned to stone by Medusa Mode.
  • Fixed bug that would cause “speech lines” to continue to emit out of students turned to stone by Medusa Mode.
  • Fixed bug that would prevent some parts of the nurse’s body from turning to stone in Medusa Mode.
  • Enabled the “M” easter egg. (I accidentally created the previous build with the easter egg disabled.)
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Also, I have a feeling we'll see the following changelog entry a lot:

Alex dijo:
  • Updated the Calendar screen to reflect the year that the game takes place in.
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Honestly, I think it's hilarious that when another year passes, Alex changes the year. He's always done this whenever the game is "delayed" and I honestly feel like it ruins it. He can't just keep the date on a certain year? By the time it's 2020, the "30 years ago" gimmick with 1980s mode won't be relevant, because it'll be the 1990s.
 
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Even his fans are getting bored with the game.
 
You know, the white knights are always telling critics to go find something else to do with their life, but have they looked at theirs??

They literally devote every minute of the day to vehemently defend Alex against every single person who has criticism against him or the game.

Sounds like they're the ones who need to re-evaluate their life choices.
 
Senor Chicken dijo:
You know, the white knights are always telling critics to go find something else to do with their life, but have they looked at theirs??

They literally devote every minute of the day to vehemently defend Alex against every single person who has criticism against him or the game.

Sounds like they're the ones who need to re-evaluate their life choices.
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Or at least, y’know, respectfully understand the otherside of the coin and not blindly accept Alex’s every word and continue to be overly :optimistic: about his game.
 
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