Mystery Woman's Story - You dare question the King's indefatigable loyalty to his GF???

[JamFlowMan]

I think he is trying to save face until after Saturdays' Super Beg-a-thon, then he will come up with some story about how his GF doesn't want to be seen

Hell he could just use this situation to explain it away. My girlfriend broke up with me because these detractors lied about me getting an escort. Once again they ruin my life, give me money etc, etc.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Everyone including his fans will be questioning where his "soulmate" is if she doesn't end up in his videos as he says.

Tomorrow's pre-stream: "I never said she would show up in my videos dood! Detractors made all up!"

 

[RandomAccount]

There is no way Phil doesn't read this site.
He knows so many details.

EDIT: "There is no way this is true. If it would be, I would be running around and try to hide it" he says, as he tries to discredit everything and his mods deleting messages.

 

[CleverTiger]

His whole argument is "you guys will feel so dumb in 6 months when my soul mate moves in"

 

[Drip Feed]

"i been protecting her from the internet"
with sword and shield in hand he will defend kims honor.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

"i been protecting her from the internet"
with sword and shield in hand he will defend kims honor.

"Don't speak to me or my escorts husband ever again!"

 

[Dr. Tran]

Now he's saying shit like everyone's gonna feel real stupid once she moves in early next year and starts appearing in videos. But not ten minutes earlier claims that he can't reveal her identity for her protection. Which is it Phil? If it's mere months until she shows up on camera then why not drop a selfie with her on Instagram and make us all look like total retards?

Or maybe you say that so you can have the out when come next year, you pay off your hooker and you say that all the insane idiots drove her away so you can milk all the pity bucks from your pay cult?

 

[JamFlowMan]

His whole argument is "you guys will feel so dumb in 6 months when my soul mate moves in"

"You guys will feel so dumb in 6 months when I pay another escort $6,000 to make me a tuna fish sandwhich on camera."

 

[SojiroSakura]

"I'm not gonna address it anymore"
He will address it tomorrow guaranteed. Every time he says that he goes and addresses it several times after.

 

[neger psykolog]

"there's nothing to cover up!"
"this whole thing is fake"

<message deleted>

 

[Jotaro]

'I'm not paying attention to any of this bullshit, it's so dumb' - 20 minutes after ranting about it in detail

 

[neger psykolog]

I called it.
Won't say her fucking name lol.

 

[BlackBerserker1]

Your Move MW. If this didnt " piss you off " i dont know what will.

 

[HeadbuttEnthusiast]

Ballsy of him to double down on the soulmate shit.

 

[Null]

The way he smoothly transitions from the escort stuff to "please give me more money" is like a comedy script.

 

[SojiroSakura]

It's so obvious his fans in chat don't give a shit about MGS. Give them sunshine that they paid for you fucking fat gout filled worthless human.

*ahem* hoo boy... I apologize, must have been something in this coffee.

 

[RandomAccount]

The way he smoothly transitions from the escort stuff to "please give me more money" is like a comedy script.

It's still Christmas and people are in a giving mood! If you know anyone, why not buy him a Twitch sub???

 

[CausticMinory]

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"Don't think or don't say what?" "The Dutch Escort Woman"

 

[AnOminous]

How are there 30 new pages of this shit in just a couple hours?

Nobody in their right mind believes it at all.

 

[James Smith]

I wonder if @AnOminous believes this story.