💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It’s been stated before but a fellow Kiwi met Bob at a con irl and he’s just as abrasive in person. The only reason Bob hasn’t been fed his own teeth is because he doesn’t leave the house for anything but greasy fast food.

He only socializes at nerd cons where the Geek Social Fallacies plus the fact that geeks are either giant lardasses like him or skinny beanpoles with pipe cleaner arms protects him from any serious retaliation.
 
Yep, he's still complaining about Homecoming.
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The best way to win an argument.
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Awfully defensive. You hiding something?
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Please, I'm sure any chair that can hold your weight is cushy.
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Some Religious Right sperging.
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Vandalism. Reported ta @jack!
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When all else fails, compare trolls to Mark David Chapman.
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I find it really fascinating that the dude with three Mario statures and the shitty seasons of The Simpsons on DVD is calling others chumps and blind followers.
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Nah, I was introduced to him at check-in, said hi, what's up, and asked what he did. He got really pissy with me after I asked him that stuff. Told him to have a good day and wrote him off as a piece of shit.
Oh, so he was one of those convention nobodies who loses their shit when you don't know how famous and awesome they are?
 
Kinda. He didn't lose his shit, he just got really snarky with me and started asking shit like "oh yeah? so what do YOU do mr. famous?" and "why havn't I ever heard of you?"

That sounds like what I meant. To be fair, I have a loose definition of "losing one's shit."

Still, he sounds like a real charmer.
 
He's only pretending to be a bigot.
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What's wrong Blobert. I thought autocracy and going against the will of the people was fine and dandy in your book.

Yep, he's still complaining about Homecoming.
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It's so fucking weird how even when he's not jacking off Mahvel, I still want to strangle him.

Please, I'm sure any chair that can hold your weight is cushy.
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Considering he doesn't have to leave his basement for his job, I'd say that's pretty cushy.

I find it really fascinating that the dude with three Mario statures and the shitty seasons of The Simpsons on DVD is calling others chumps and blind followers.
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Ok, now I really want to see the Zack Snyder Fountainhead movie just for the mountains of salt that it will inevitably generate.
 
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Kinda. He didn't lose his shit, he just got really snarky with me and started asking shit like "oh yeah? so what do YOU do mr. famous?" and "why havn't I ever heard of you?"
Oh wow, that's fucking brilliant. "People might notice I'm irrelevant, better draw attention to it by jerking myself off."
 
I guess he didn’t learn anything from Hillary about what happens when you chase away a part of your voter base, not that Bob’s opinions are important to anyone in politics.
Yeah but all white people and men will be bred out in like 4 hours from now. Why would you try to win the dead over? Superior>Inferiority
 
Yep, he's still complaining about Homecoming.
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The best way to win an argument.
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Awfully defensive. You hiding something?
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Please, I'm sure any chair that can hold your weight is cushy.
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Some Religious Right sperging.
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Vandalism. Reported ta @jack!
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When all else fails, compare trolls to Mark David Chapman.
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I find it really fascinating that the dude with three Mario statures and the shitty seasons of The Simpsons on DVD is calling others chumps and blind followers.
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"Why do people associate progressivism and diversity with hating white men? Also, straight white working-class men are objectively inferior and will die out within the next century to be replaced by black-disabled-gay-muslim-trans-women".
 
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