Patreon 11/28 - Night Star's age

[Quijibo69]

And you're saying sonichu wasn't filled with pointless walls of text before???

Now his pointless text has pointless text.

 

[Optimus Prime]

i wonder what chris' clown mask would like

 

[The Fool]

Well, it's already been stated that the FiM universe has way more evidence to suggest ponies age and die like people do.
I think Chris is getting this never-aging shit from the Sonic X anime. There's even a reference to that in random.txt. In the Sonic X world, the universe Sonic and pals live in never ages, and if you go there you'll always be a kid, even if you're 40 in the real world. I don't think I need to say it, but it's pretty obvious why a dying 35 year old manchild would be obsessed with the idea of a cartoon world where time didn't exist. Although he's not saying he ripped this idea straight from Sonic X, which is unusual since he loves to brag about stealing from other things, but I'm pretty confident his pickled mind took that idea and, maybe even unconsciously, appended it to FiM, if not all cartoon worlds, which I definitely wouldn't put past him.
FiM has a ton of evidence for aging, and is, in fact, a pretty big subject for the fandom to write fanfiction about. There's actually a lot of fanfiction centered around a character becoming immortal (which happens in the show) having to deal with her friends aging and dying while nothing happens to her. I'm sure if you presented this to Chris he'd probably just say "uh, n-no, Night Star told me ponies don't age, so there"

 

[Wraith]

So these ponies have been living for all these years, and their "society" is as crappy as it is. What are they, the Little Pony Mexico or Africa of Chris' mind? Shouldn't they be more advanced than they are now? Whatever, text walls away....

 

[Done]

And is no one going to comment about how he claimed he's been busy with "CWCville Official affairs"?

That is something I noticed too.. Seems his mind is escaping there more & more these days..

 

[NinFreakLan]

This might have some bearing on yet another Equestria Girls facet - namely, the 'portal' between pony world and technicolor human world is stated to only open for three days once every 30 moons.

How in fuck that translates to Night Star being 570 years old or some shit is beyond me though, as one of the key establishing details in the first episode of pony is that the demi-goddess horse banished her own sister to the moon for a thousand years and literally nobody other than the demi-goddess remembers she has a sister.

Well purple horse figured out the second demi-goddess but was too exceptional to figure out the relationship....

 

[NinFreakLan]

So I guess Chris's Mary Sue pony OC can time travel now too.

Isn't that a CWC OC Do-not-steal staple?

 

[Ghost_Lord]

HONOR ROLL (in mathematics) MY ASS!

 

[Night Stars Brother]

Is this 30:1 years ratio actually part of MLP's universe or is Chris pulling this piece of completely autistic and pointless trivia out of his ass?

As someone who’s watched MLP the 30:1 age thing isn’t in the show. I don’t know where he’s getting this crap from.

 

[NinFreakLan]

Christ I look away to play Zelda and return to even more exceptionalism puppeteering. Hey puppetmaster if you're reading this it's time to stop m'kay? It's not cute, it's not funny, it's just pitiful my guy. Let fatty chimp out over his cartoon being on hiatus and how he's "working on" the next comic.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

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Every picture is autism.

But none of that is new.

 

[muh_moobs]

So the Totem really was his Phylactery after all . . .

 

[Corsola]

I wish Chris never got into MLP. I'm autistic enough to actually know stuff about Sonic and Pokemon so I can sometimes figure out what hes talking about with those. This pony shit is over my head.

 

[Jack Awful]

Leave it to Chris to post one of the most autistic Facebook posts I've ever seen.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Well, it's already been stated that the FiM universe has way more evidence to suggest ponies age and die like people do.
I think Chris is getting this never-aging shit from the Sonic X anime. There's even a reference to that in random.txt. In the Sonic X world, the universe Sonic and pals live in never ages, and if you go there you'll always be a kid, even if you're 40 in the real world. I don't think I need to say it, but it's pretty obvious why a dying 35 year old manchild would be obsessed with the idea of a cartoon world where time didn't exist. Although he's not saying he ripped this idea straight from Sonic X, which is unusual since he loves to brag about stealing from other things, but I'm pretty confident his pickled mind took that idea and, maybe even unconsciously, appended it to FiM, if not all cartoon worlds, which I definitely wouldn't put past him.
FiM has a ton of evidence for aging, and is, in fact, a pretty big subject for the fandom to write fanfiction about. There's actually a lot of fanfiction centered around a character becoming immortal (which happens in the show) having to deal with her friends aging and dying while nothing happens to her. I'm sure if you presented this to Chris he'd probably just say "uh, n-no, Night Star told me ponies don't age, so there"

More than that, there was a legit funeral in one episode.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

As someone who’s watched MLP the 30:1 age thing isn’t in the show. I don’t know where he’s getting this crap from.

There are three possibilities I can think of at the top of my head:

• It's some random statistic Chris pulled out of his ass.
• He once again overheard a conversation with Night Star and one of the other ponies.
• The same troll who's telling him that Vladamir fucking Putin is running for the president of America is telling him this bullhonkey.

Who knows? No matter, Chris' brain is a very difficult anomaly to understand.

 

[jc17]

The 35 year old man fantasizes about being a 19 year old girl.

... No, there's no words for that. That's creepy as fuck.

 

[FightenGnome]

Is this 30:1 years ratio actually part of MLP's universe or is Chris pulling this piece of completely autistic and pointless trivia out of his ass?

I was wondering this myself, because I looked up both horses and ponies compared to human years and I got 6.5 for the first 3 years and 5 for every year after that.

So if Night Star was born in 1982, she'd be roughly 179.5 horse/pony years old.

Well, it's already been stated that the FiM universe has way more evidence to suggest ponies age and die like people do.
I think Chris is getting this never-aging shit from the Sonic X anime. There's even a reference to that in random.txt. In the Sonic X world, the universe Sonic and pals live in never ages, and if you go there you'll always be a kid, even if you're 40 in the real world. I don't think I need to say it, but it's pretty obvious why a dying 35 year old manchild would be obsessed with the idea of a cartoon world where time didn't exist.

If that's the case, how come Robotnik/Eggman is a grown man with a bushy moustache? Is it only if you're not born there that you don't age or something?

 

[UnKillFill]

Chris' new pass time is writing pointless walls of text.

New?

 

[The Dude]

Voltaire once said, and I'm paraphrasing here a bit, "Anything to stupid to be spoken is sung." Obviously Voltaire never met Chris. What a load of Autistic dreck. This Night Shart nonsense is boring and asinine.