Containment Reminiscing Thread - Relive Your Favorite Chris Moments

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

What the fuck is that sonic looking totempole figure sitting on the upper left side?

It's an indicator that you have only dabbled in Christory and are a CWC casual.

 

[The_Truth]

That's the papier-mache Sonic Totem. I think it was one of the pieces that failed to net him a coveted art prize at his high school graduation.

IIRC, and I could be wrong, Hirtes paid about 1500 dollars for it and counted this as an epic win when Chris put it on eBay.

Holy shit, I had no idea it was so big

I always assumed it was like the size of a coffee cup.

 

[A fucking idiot]

I wasn't around for the sagas before the GameStop scandal, but I just love the call between Chris, Liquid Chris and Kacey. Just how Chris has so much trouble trying to both defend Kacey and fight Liquid, it's glorious.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

The unhealthy obsession he had pre-fire about high school. Wanting to plan a reunion, trying to get in contact with the galpals again, the stupid LEGO school he drug into McDonald’s...

 

[The Fool]

honestly the father call is my all-time favorite thing that ever happened and nothing's ever topped it for me

 

[Ghost_Lord]

I miss the child-like righteous indignation. He used to come off like he really believed what he was saying in videos like future message and the liquid saga. Now it just feels like he's constantly parroting someone. He's not fighting for his beliefs anymore. The "righteous fury" made the sagas so much more fun. It was like a little kid defending the existence of Santa Claus, wrong but they genuinely believed in what they said with an ignorant, blind, fervor.

 

[Bryan Magee]

What the fuck is that sonic looking totempole figure sitting on the upper left side?

The Sonic Totem? Only the most expensive Relic of Fail.

 

[___-]

honestly the father call is my all-time favorite thing that ever happened and nothing's ever topped it for me

I don't think I ever saw Chris destroyed so thoroughly.

 

[MrLobe]

The "I'm cuttin it down!" video series was great, along with the "GRRRRRRRRR!!!!" one that spawned so many remixes.

"Crash into slumber" is still one of my all-time favorite Chrisisms.

 

[KM 749]

I miss the Asperpedia. There's so much missing content that I wish would someday resurface.

I also miss the CWC Mailbags where Chris would answer fans' questions.
Nowadays, you can't even get him to answer a dozen questions before he starts calling us all goddamn bastardous children.

 

[The Iconoclast]

Remember Chris

 

[IV 445]

R.I.P. Chris

 

[Reynard]

Quite honestly, I just wish that I followed Chris back when he was more entertaining, if anything.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Lick your pretty little clit there.

 

[Jaimas]

For my money, the best Chris moments are the ones where he almost does the right thing, almost wins, and then, in true Chris fashion, fucks it all up himself. Even when he tries to do something genuinely selfless and worthy of respect, he always finds a way to Chris it all up and reduce the entire thing to a smoldering pile of burning fail in short order.

 

[Dane]

I know all this nonsense with Chris exploring his gender and connecting with his third eye is a much higher level of insanity than pretty much anything he's done before in all his years of being in the spotlight and really puts a lot of people off. But I'm not gonna kid ya, I think this horse shit is hilarious and for whatever reason it's opened the floodgates for sonichu content, so to me this is the most fun Chris has been in years.

 

[MrLobe]

Oh shit, I just remembered the time he went to an outdoor music festival with a bra that featured "NEED WOMAN" emblazoned in Sharpie.

 

[Rupin]

That's the papier-mache Sonic Totem. I think it was one of the pieces that failed to net him a coveted art prize at his high school graduation.

IIRC, and I could be wrong, Hirtes paid about 1500 dollars for it and counted this as an epic win when Chris put it on eBay.

Wait... that really was Hirtes? God damn! He's an even bigger moron than I thought. No wonder he has such hard on for Chris. That thing was in pieces by the time it got to him.

 

[sbm1990]

My favorite Chris moments were when he would make hilarious threats towards "Clyde Cash" over video.

"YOU ARE DEEEEEAAAAAD!!!!! YOU ARE DEAA*hiccup* AND SO IS THAT PAAAAAAAGE!!!!!

GRRRRRRR*hiccup*RRRRRRR!!!!!!!

I AM GOING TO SHOVE YOUR ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEEEEEAAAR!!!!!"

 

[KM 749]

Another great moment was how the community universally turned against Alog for his tryhard weening on CWC to the point where he became a figure of speech.