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ContainmentReminiscing Thread - Relive Your Favorite Chris Moments
My favorite moments will always be the "now-now-now-Now-NOW" and "Ian ... Brannon ... Something" videos but, to be fair, nothing Chris has done in a long time made me laugh harder than the recent "sofa king ROOOOONNG" video.
Since Chris's activity has hit a new low with end of the Jessica saga, I've decided to make a thread where we can relive and talk about our favorite Chris moments in greater depth. Please don't a-log and have fun!
His timeless rewrite of the lyrics of I Want It That Way. Apart from giving us the evergreen 'I'm stuck as a virgin with rage', I also particularly like the bit where Chris wails about 'da ladies' walking past him 'one by one' by like so many cattle being lined up on the block in the meat market. Speaks volumes about the real depths of his romantic feelings.
One of my favorites was the "Tomgirl" reveal, just because I remember the exact day it happened and everyone including myself was in shock. It was such a glorious mess. Some of the early tom girl videos were such a blessing after the long dry spell, even though I haven't watched most of the in years. The Silence of the Lambs video is a particular favorite, for a while I thought he had legitamately went fucking insane.
I miss the old Chris, stay straight from the gay Chris
Chop up the PlayStation Chris, set on his lovequest Chris
I hate the new Chris, the blue hair Chris
The always crazy Chris, spaz in the news Chris
I miss the virgin Chris, curse the cops Chris
I gotta to say, at that time I'd like to meet Chris
See we discovered Chris, there was only one Chris
And now I look and look around and there's so many Chris's
I used to love Chris, I used to love Chris
I even had a Sonichu medallion, I thought I was Chris
What if Chris made a song, about Chris?
Called "So need a cute Chris," man that'd be so Chris
That's all it was Chris, we still love Chris
And I love you like Chris loves Chris
How about when he was a winner in that Sonic Sweepstakes, eh? Seriously, that does give me something of the feels. It was a cusp when things could have gone either way. Look at his face in this photo.
On top of that, listen to his voice in the actual clip. He sounds genuinely bemused that, just by writing down 'Stuffing Q-Sands down yer gullet...that's No Good!' or similar for a week or so, and then mailing that off, he's suddenly won a serious prize.
At that point, young Chris could have realised that Life can occasionally provide some nice surprises, but that they come as the result of at least a bit of effort and a lot of pure, blind luck. Instead, he took it as a sign from GodBearJesus that the Universe owed him everything that he wanted.
