🐱 You can now purchase ranch dressing by the keg

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http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/purchase-hidden-valley-ranch-dressing-keg-article-1.3619443


Nothing says happy holidays quite like "a year's worth" of ranch.

As part of a line of ridiculous ranch dressing-themed gifts for the holiday season, Hidden Valley is now offering its famous ranch salad sauce in a five-liter keg. The mini keg is about ten inches high and six inches wide — just large enough to take up too much room in your fridge but, thank heavens, is lined with an FDA-approved material that "keeps the ranch tasting fresh."

It doesn't come full of the white, creamy dressing. The shipment arrives with 12 bottles of ranch that its proud new owner can use to fill the keg on an as-needed basis.

"We want to ensure the ranch is as fresh as possible so people can fill their kegs when they are ready for their parties," a spokesperson told Today Food.

The keg will set you back $50; but considering a 16 ounce bottle goes for about $5 on Amazon.com, one Grant seems like a small price to pay. It's currently available for pre-order and will ship on Dec. 11.

Hidden Valley's other phenomenal dressing-inspired gifts — available through Flavor Gallery — include a ranch fountain with matching tree skirt, "if you can read this…bring me ranch" socks, a "peace, love, ranch" tote bag, dressing bottle coozie and baby onesies.

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Yo momma's so fat, that at a frat party , instead of chugging beer, she chugs ranch. That joke is now possible.
 
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/purchase-hidden-valley-ranch-dressing-keg-article-1.3619443


Nothing says happy holidays quite like "a year's worth" of ranch.

As part of a line of ridiculous ranch dressing-themed gifts for the holiday season, Hidden Valley is now offering its famous ranch salad sauce in a five-liter keg. The mini keg is about ten inches high and six inches wide — just large enough to take up too much room in your fridge but, thank heavens, is lined with an FDA-approved material that "keeps the ranch tasting fresh."

It doesn't come full of the white, creamy dressing. The shipment arrives with 12 bottles of ranch that its proud new owner can use to fill the keg on an as-needed basis.

"We want to ensure the ranch is as fresh as possible so people can fill their kegs when they are ready for their parties," a spokesperson told Today Food.

The keg will set you back $50; but considering a 16 ounce bottle goes for about $5 on Amazon.com, one Grant seems like a small price to pay. It's currently available for pre-order and will ship on Dec. 11.

Hidden Valley's other phenomenal dressing-inspired gifts — available through Flavor Gallery — include a ranch fountain with matching tree skirt, "if you can read this…bring me ranch" socks, a "peace, love, ranch" tote bag, dressing bottle coozie and baby onesies.

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A years worth? Knowing the people who would buy this shit that keg would be lucky if it lasted a day, let alone a year.
 
People won't be happy until they can buy an oil tanker full of that shit.
 
I'm more of a vinaigrette person.

I can imagine the obeasts drooling over this one. The ones that eat 30,000 calories of garbage every day. Just slathering ranch over everything.
 
Hidden Valley's other phenomenal dressing-inspired gifts — available through Flavor Gallery — include a ranch fountain with matching tree skirt,
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Somebody is going to put the ranch fountain in a Golden Corral and the results will be fucking hilarious. Im surprised Golden Corral didn't already invent this or have something like it themselves, although they probably had a special deal cut to buy massive quantities of fucking ranch dressing anyway.

Ive never been to a Golden Corral but I love the stories that come out about the place.
 
And I thought the bulk condiments at Walmart were huge.
 
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