🪦 Deceased Ashley Isaacs / Hamtaro-chan - The Lich Queen; Might Have Fallen Victim to Turn Undead

[ICametoLurk]

Is that a new bandaid on her leg? Maybe the infection'll finish her off.

If they tried to infect her they would starve to death.

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

"Ashley's on the front page. Fuck, she's really dead this time."

False alarm. But Jesus, that filter made her face look even more sunken in than usual.

 

[wew lad]

My watchlist stopped showing alerts for this thread. I figured she'd crawled back into her crypt until Hallow's Eve to terrorize the townsfolk.

 

[Male Idiot]

Nah the boyfriend is just an alien. Those eyes are not human.

I wonder how long she could have lived if she lived a normal life. A triple digit number beyond doubt, since she is like a tardigrade. Just not cute.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Nah the boyfriend is just an alien. Those eyes are not human.

I wonder how long she could have lived if she lived a normal life. A triple digit number beyond doubt, since she is like a tardigrade. Just not cute.

At this point I'm pretty convinced she's a lich.

 

[purepowerlevel]

Ashley isn't dead.
In honor of her big day tomorrow, I decided to see if she'd done anything this month; results were meh.

Spoiler: How? It's practically unreadable.

Spoiler: Your input will be taken under great consideration, Among which.

Spoiler: Ashley's primary problem is cashflow, have you sent her anything off her wishlist lately?

Spoiler: To be honest, I was shocked.

Spoiler: So kawaii! Much snapchat filter.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaWfVcblQCM/

Happy Halloween, everyone!

 

[Null]

need to upload this somewhere

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

What Pit of Angmar did this person crawl out of?

 

[Moral_Equivalent_of_ISIS]

What Pit of Angmar did this person crawl out of?

She was corrupted by the 'one ring'.. need for asspats

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck you for changing avatars when this cunt isn't even dead.

You went and got my hopes up, and then this fucking useless vile lich is still alive.

FUCK YOU.

 

[Null]

Fuck you for changing avatars when this cunt isn't even dead.

You went and got my hopes up, and then this fucking useless vile lich is still alive.

FUCK YOU.

She's been alive for 4000 years. Don't hold your breath.

No, really, don't. Self mutilation gives her life force.


During the era of Ancient Egypt she accepted a bargain from Anubis
She will live forever, but only as a horrifying skeleton
any food she puts in her mouth turns to dust
and she has poor control over her bowels
so to stay alive she must convince young girls to become anorexic
she gains their life force as they die
that is how she sustains herself and how she has sustained herself since the Pyramids were built
she is what they call a Lich.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

She's been alive for 4000 years. Don't hold your breath.

No, really, don't. Self mutilation gives her life force.


During the era of Ancient Egypt she accepted a bargain from Anubis
She will live forever, but only as a horrifying skeleton
any food she puts in her mouth turns to dust
and she has poor control over her bowels
so to stay alive she must convince young girls to become anorexic
she gains their life force as they die
that is how she sustains herself and how she has sustained herself since the Pyramids were built
she is what they call a Lich.

So Ahmanet is based on a reason person?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Holy fuck, why would you ever do this to yourself?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So, what is gonna happen if her soul leaves her lich-body on the eve of samhain?
Will she possess the body of another anorexic girl or will it reform somewhere out of dust, earthworms and cheap japanese merchandise?

On a sidenote: even though her boyfriend most likely hasn't done anything illegal (yet), he should be jailed for being an utter creep that willingly lays with Lichs.

Holy fuck, why would you ever do this to yourself?

Spite. Not even kidding.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

What even are the psychological reasons behind becoming anorexic? The only thing I can think of is sexual abuse. The reoccurring theme with anorexia is low self esteem, but she uses it as leverage to get pity out of people, and wields it like a weapon whenever needed.

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

This thread is the only one on the Farms to ever make me actually vomit. Ever since, I have a firm rule about browsing Kiwi while I feel any kind of queasy. This rule is being STRONGLY ENFORCED for the rest of the day.

Your fun fact for the day.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Holy fuck, why would you ever do this to yourself?

:autism:

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

She may eat just enough to live.

Subsisting on airborne minerals and vitamins.

 

[Ineedahero]

I was browsing through her Amazon wishlist, just to see what she wants to have. Through that, I found her Facebook-account. Not much interesting stuff she posts there, except for some pictures she doesn't post on Instagram.
And @Nyx was right; she is in a wheelchair.

Spoiler: Horrifying

What the hell is going on here? What is happening to her right eye in that last photo is she mid transformation between her human and spectral forms?