The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votos: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votos: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votos: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votos: 13 26.0%
  • Total de votantes
    50
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Iron Hamster dijo:
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If Jake Paul ever plays a down of NFL football in a real game I will sautée a football with onions and eat the entire thing. I would also cease being an NFL fan.

If I wanted WWE faggotry I'd watch wrestling. In WWE the interesting stuff is the behind the scenes lore, ala 'The Dark Side of the Ring' anything actually taking place under Kayfabe in the ring is 100% pure unadulterated faggotry (save a rare few interesting matches). Meanwhile in the NFL its the exact opposite. The interesting shit is the game being played on the field and all the other outside shit is where the faggotry resides. Take Jason and Travis Kelce. Im almost positive if you regularly listen to 'New Heights' with Jason and Travis Kelce you also pay dudes to suck THEM off, like Vito from the Sopranos.

What I'm trying to say is the faggotry needs to be kept on the sideline and off the field. The last thing the league needs is the Paul Bros to piss on any remaining shred of credibility the league has left. If I were Roger Goddell, I'd have snipers outside of every NFL training camp watching and waiting for either Paul brother to come within 500 yards of a practice facility.
 
FootballBuff dijo:
If Jake Paul ever plays a down of NFL football in a real game I will sautée a football with onions and eat the entire thing. I would also cease being an NFL fan.

If I wanted WWE faggotry I'd watch wrestling. In WWE the interesting stuff is the behind the scenes lore, ala 'The Dark Side of the Ring' anything actually taking place under Kayfabe in the ring is 100% pure unadulterated faggotry (save a rare few interesting matches). Meanwhile in the NFL its the exact opposite. The interesting shit is the game being played on the field and all the other outside shit is where the faggotry resides. Take Jason and Travis Kelce. Im almost positive if you regularly listen to 'New Heights' with Jason and Travis Kelce you also pay dudes to suck THEM off, like Vito from the Sopranos.

What I'm trying to say is the faggotry needs to be kept on the sideline and off the field. The last thing the league needs is the Paul Bros to piss on any remaining shred of credibility the league has left. If I were Roger Goddell, I'd have snipers outside of every NFL training camp watching and waiting for either Paul brother to come within 500 yards of a practice facility.
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I wouldn't take it seriously enough to even be annoyed by it. It's almost*** certainly nothing more than him doing the wrestling shit that you mentioned. It's self-promotion to elicit your reaction and get people scoffing at him enough to get more clicks and views. In a couple of months it wouldn't be surprising to hear him say that the Cavaliers reached out because they need someone who can run a pick and roll with LeBron James if he brings his talents back home.

***I only put that qualifier in there because of the possibility of some team doing a celebrity thing akin to how Will Ferrell played for a bunch of baseball teams in meaningless Spring Training game situations all in one day to make money for charity about a decade ago.
 
Local Fed dijo:
***I only put that qualifier in there because of the possibility of some team doing a celebrity thing akin to how Will Ferrell played for a bunch of baseball teams in meaningless Spring Training game situations all in one day to make money for charity about a decade ago.
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Right, thats why I qualified my statement similarly. Im not eating a football just because Jake Paul got laid out running a slant over the middle by some 3rd string linebacker desperate for a roster spot. Actually now that Im saying it, I might enjoy watching that.

I remember a while ago Brock Lesnar did something similar where he tried out for the Vikings one year during the preseason. It didnt work out so I dont expect Jake Paul to be able to pull it off. However the idea of it alone still makes me involuntarily cringe and my skin crawl.
 
FootballBuff dijo:
Right, thats why I qualified my statement similarly. Im not eating a football just because Jake Paul got laid out running a slant over the middle by some 3rd string linebacker desperate for a roster spot. Actually now that Im saying it, I might enjoy watching that.
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Same I'd watch just for that.
FootballBuff dijo:
I remember a while ago Brock Lesnar did something similar where he tried out for the Vikings one year during the preseason. It didnt work out so I dont expect Jake Paul to be able to pull it off. However the idea of it alone still makes me involuntarily cringe and my skin crawl.
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And Brock looked more of a football player type than Jake
 
Zaryiu2 dijo:
Since the NFL first priority is money and everything else a distant second, i could see the NFL try to use Jake Paul to try and get new fans and thus more money like with Swift and the Swifties. Do i think it will work, no not really but Stanger things have happened
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I don't know they'd let that happen as player since they still pretend being in the NFL is some sacred fraternity, but I could see them doing some celebrity shit with the Pro Bowl since they can't seem to get that right. A celebrity/player flag football game with Jake Paul as a captain or some shit. It would tie in with the flag football Olympic bullshit.

Goodell you faggot nigger. If you or someone from your office somehow reads this thread and actually does this I swear to fuck.
 
FootballBuff dijo:
If Jake Paul ever plays a down of NFL football in a real game I will sautée a football with onions and eat the entire thing. I would also cease being an NFL fan.

If I wanted WWE faggotry I'd watch wrestling. In WWE the interesting stuff is the behind the scenes lore, ala 'The Dark Side of the Ring' anything actually taking place under Kayfabe in the ring is 100% pure unadulterated faggotry (save a rare few interesting matches). Meanwhile in the NFL its the exact opposite. The interesting shit is the game being played on the field and all the other outside shit is where the faggotry resides. Take Jason and Travis Kelce. Im almost positive if you regularly listen to 'New Heights' with Jason and Travis Kelce you also pay dudes to suck THEM off, like Vito from the Sopranos.

What I'm trying to say is the faggotry needs to be kept on the sideline and off the field. The last thing the league needs is the Paul Bros to piss on any remaining shred of credibility the league has left. If I were Roger Goddell, I'd have snipers outside of every NFL training camp watching and waiting for either Paul brother to come within 500 yards of a practice facility.
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Idk after 28 to 3 any shred of integrity this sport had died like I wish I did that day.
 
Zaryiu2 dijo:
Rookie numbers, Super Bowl XXIV, Jan. 28, 1990: San Francisco 49ers 55, Denver Broncos 10.
Even in having the worst loss in the Superbowl the Falcons lose
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Getting absolutely annihilated by the other team in a game that was over as soon as it started is less embarrassing than choking a lead away
 
FootballBuff dijo:
Right, thats why I qualified my statement similarly. Im not eating a football just because Jake Paul got laid out running a slant over the middle by some 3rd string linebacker desperate for a roster spot. Actually now that Im saying it, I might enjoy watching that.

I remember a while ago Brock Lesnar did something similar where he tried out for the Vikings one year during the preseason. It didnt work out so I dont expect Jake Paul to be able to pull it off. However the idea of it alone still makes me involuntarily cringe and my skin crawl.
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Brock was also still young, roided to the gills from his time in the WWE, and had a wrestling background. If I remember right, he wasn't bad, just very raw but still managed to get a couple sacks in the preseason. If he stuck it out, he would have been a solid DT, but I don't think he would have made a very good DE like he wanted to be.
 
CapricornusRex dijo:
Brock was also still young, roided to the gills from his time in the WWE, and had a wrestling background. If I remember right, he wasn't bad, just very raw but still managed to get a couple sacks in the preseason. If he stuck it out, he would have been a solid DT, but I don't think he would have made a very good DE like he wanted to be.
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Winning the gold in the Heavyweight Division of Collegiate Wresting certainly helps with being a being a DT, and in claiming legitimacy to even be on the sidelines with an NFL team. I just went back and watched his highlights and youre 100% correct. If he had been playing DT for the Gophers while doing real wrestling we might have known him as an anchor of the Vikings D-line instead of for wrestling around with other men half naked.

Meanwhile Jake Pauls biggest athletic accomplishment is paying a geriatric (in boxing terms) Mike Tyson to take a dive.
 
FootballBuff dijo:
Winning the gold in the Heavyweight Division of Collegiate Wresting certainly helps with being a being a DT, and in claiming legitimacy to even be on the sidelines with an NFL team. I just went back and watched his highlights and youre 100% correct. If he had been playing DT for the Gophers while doing real wrestling we might have known him as an anchor of the Vikings D-line instead of for wrestling around with other men half naked.

Meanwhile Jake Pauls biggest athletic accomplishment is paying a geriatric (in boxing terms) Mike Tyson to take a dive.
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He would have gotten the life he wanted too; living out in the woods being left alone while making millions playing sports.
 
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