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I'm sorry, but how the fuck is it humanly possible for someone to get their cock hard from a tuba?
Even by retard lolcow standards, that's one of the most absurd fetishes I've ever heard. It's a brass instrument, how does that get your shaft torqued up?
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This doesn't do it justice. It's not just that the tuba gets him horny, it's the concept of being swallowed, digested, and then shit out by the tuba that gets him horny.
 
After looking through the drama I can't help but feel like DD & J need to get the hell away from each other and get normal lives outside the Internet, and possibly therapy/medication. It's like they do nothing but hyperfixate on all the people they know and gossip 24/7 which has resulted in this maladapted worldview where everyone is out to get them, and everything they say is a secret slight. On top of all this add a healthy helping of Tumblr idpol virtue signaling that's only convenient when cherrypicking all the "chud" things that they were okay with up until they weren't making money from it.

I genuinely think that their history together has caused this feedback loop where they can do nothing but obsess over the past as some kind of comping mechanism for the regret they have at missed opportunities out of their own narcisissm. They can do everything but actually self reflect on why they got in this situation. Everything they had from those times is gone except for the negative things, and thats the last thing they can hold on to instead of facing reality and moving on. Ding Dong especially just reads as someone that should not by any means have a career where he's in the public on the Internet because he simply cannot handle it, despite this, he seems to want it more than anything and feel spite towards people that have it as if they took it from him.
It'd probably be better for either of them if they split, but honestly I don't see that being enough to significantly improve their lives. Their personalities are just that rancid.
The tragedy of Dingdong is that he'd have been much, much happier in a pre-internet world. Some people are not mentally equipped for it. If he'd been a woodcarver in a Bavarian village 500 years ago he'd probably have turned out fine.
He'd be carving little wooden figures of frogs carrying tubas.
 
I think it's really really really funny that an honest to god secret cabal of fed-protected pedophiles are trying their absolute hardest to erase this website from the face of the planet and not only is it still up but everyone on it is just ignoring them because a washed up gay furry scat fetishist from a decade ago is having a psychotic break on stream.
one of these is a lot less depressing to engage with
 
Great now the smelly brown grandma fucking shit eater is talking about Ding-Dong
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Great now the smelly brown grandma fucking shit eater is talking about Ding-Dong
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Hey, look. A fellow shit eater reaching out with words of encouragement, how wholesome. :ratface:

As a sidenote: Julian is back to streaming and he's already yapping about the drama. Calling it a "life ruining situation".
 
Hey, look. A fellow shit eater reaching out with words of encouragement, how wholesome. :ratface:
I don't care how much he tries to crawl back to relevancy be it trying to appeal to the animation community on xitter to now talking about this, it's still not going to unfuck his grandma and it's still not going to get the shit out of his brown teeth.
 
Leftists will cling to this to "prove" modern Internet conservativism was "invented" by Epstein as a psyop then ignore that Epstein was a left winger that almost exclusively donated to left wing causes and spent the end of his life trying to take Trump down.
Yeah that's the other thing, why in the fuck would Epstein ever want to provide a space the most right-wing people using the internet? He had his right-hand man facilitate all the big left-wing spaces, he personally oversaw that shit. It makes no sense that he'd speak with one guy a single time and have him do the same thing for the right wing with no supervision whatsoever, and that's if we're thinking of him as the almighty psyopper that played everyone against each other for some secret reason that died with him. I heard shit from the left wing for a decade straight about "alt-right conspiracies" and they're doing the same bullshit here.

Anyway, Zach hasn't been on Oney's gaming friends channel for a while, I heard Zach punch his girlfriend and they're not friends any more
As a sidenote: Julian is back to streaming and he's already yapping about the drama. Calling it a "life ruining situation".
Then he should put a cork in his boyfriend's mouth so he doesn't keep starting shit they don't want to deal with!
 
As a sidenote: Julian is back to streaming and he's already yapping about the drama. Calling it a "life ruining situation".
It's not looking good for them right now but all they have to do is shut up, put the fries in the bag, and finish their game(s). Ding Dong has shown open disdain for Oneyplays fans before, I doubt they'll actually lose much support from this: it can very easily blow over since there isn't much entertainment for people who aren't longtime Oneyplays fans to latch onto, unless they continue streaming and freaking out. But even then they're just going to whine for hours at a time: a BMJ crack-fueled explosion this is not.
 
The tragedy of Dingdong is that he'd have been much, much happier in a pre-internet world. Some people are not mentally equipped for it. If he'd been a woodcarver in a Bavarian village 500 years ago he'd probably have turned out fine.
He could be successful RIGHT NOW if he wasn't such a miserable bitch.
One of the guys he commissioned tuba diaper art from is a semi successful indie dev - having worked on Yo Noid 2 and currently working on The Big Catch.
Like, that guy has identical interests and art and he's doing perfectly fine.
 
Now that it's over for the moment, I do wonder if his whole "no reuploads" shtick is because he doesn't want to be held accountable for the shit he says.
It is so crazy that they believe they NEED to do this, to correct the record, to present the correct counter-narrative.
I looked at my old posts in this thread from DD's Feb 2023 breakdown and he did the same thing then. Said he would do one last definitive stream which would clear everything up + stay up. Neither happened. I could blogpost forever about the stream but it's the same as before - vaguing about ex-coworkers and wallowing about how life sucks. Like people have already said, the only good solution is to log off, like hahaha how the fuck is cyberbullying real, etc.

In terms of addressing shit, I honestly think Julian's tumblr vent comic was a better way for it. Ignoring the tortured artist angle, it's clear he didn't want to keep being a meme/mascot and hoped people would understand that. I think the majority of people did and went on their merry way. The remainder should have been easy to deal with (outside of extreme examples like the stalker faggot from pre-Oney days.) People bitch about hugboxes/echo chambers but that's clearly what DD&J need and to their credit, they've made some progress like using their own site instead of Twitch/YT. DD leaving Twitter probably helped but not permadeleting the account is dumb because I don't think anybody believes DD could restrain himself from logging in to check the gossip.

People dog on Bluesky but it's got a great block system so it's stupid as fuck that they don't actually make use of it. This is from last year but would Julian even bother entertaining a retard like this?
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