Open Letter to Joshua "Null" Moon - I am the former leader of UTTP back in defunct Google Plus.

Details on this?
I remember this dude from when I still lurked without an account! His manifestos are... weirdly less painful to read than the novel posts of Stembley. But yeah, schizo arsonist has theories about soda.

 
Open Letter To Joshua "Null" Moon:

Dear Josh,

How are you? I am fine. Grandpa's farm is lots of fun. We got to feed animals and ride dune buggies. Yesterday Grandma taught me how to milk a cow. I got you a straw hat and some sweet corn as souvenirs, I can't wait to give them to you.

Love,
Mysterious Girlfriend X

PS: One of the horses up and died.
 
I knew this guy was a terminally online wacko (albeit an entertaining one) but I honestly did not expect this. Godspeed.
 
Who is this spastic, why did he make an 30 minute segment that I won’t bother to watch, and why should I care?
Am I supposed to know who this Stembley autist is?
You filthy peasant Feature tourists should kneel, shut up, listen and learn when Stembley, THE Raccoon, speaks out against the evil and sinister UTTP.
This man is fighting for your lives, and those of your nearest to heart and closest of kin, as well.
 
You filthy peasant Feature tourists should kneel
I’m not your mother last night.
shut up, listen and learn when Stembley, THE Raccoon, speaks out against the evil and sinister UTTP.
That’s right ya dirty bitch, work the Internet rando’s shaft, just like your mother last night.
This man is fighting for your lives, and those of your nearest to heart and closest of kin, as well.
Yet 10,000 of the internet rando’s potential children are dying in your stomach right now, much the same way 10,000 died in your mother’s stomach last night.
 
Actually, all memes aside, it was always obvious he wasn't a native English speaker, but hearing Stembley speak makes me really wonder what his nationality really is.
I always assumed he was something vaguely Slavic, but now with the accent and his looks, that just doesn't check out anymore.
I have to say, my best guess right now is that he might unironically be Brazilian.
What's the known lore?
 
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