OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

[Droyd]

Guys, I know this might single me out for ridicule in this community but I actually DON'T want to kidnap DD & Julian and turn them into pepperoni in my basement.

I concur, negro children make much better pepperoni than pozzed fags.

 

[Spyro the Dragon]

Like when he said they got sent a screenshot of the entire crew shit talking them, that's something that if you're gonna make a claim like that you need to back that shit up.

He's gonna take the boogie2988 route and "take it to his grave".

 

[Brap God]

I really find Ding Dong's line of thought very cute. He actually thinks that if people wanted to fuck with him, they'd just debate bro him. If there is someone on here that really wants to fuck with him, right about now they'd be probing his opsec for a phonebooking opportunity instead.

 

[The Early 2000s]

Goddamn it, of course I miss the DingDong crasho-

THEY'RE STILL STREAMING???

 

[Chocolate Rain]

I actually do believe everything that DingDong is saying about Chris. Everybody, including Chris, who has ever associated with DD+J absolutely ended up treating them like shit. Because honestly, what sane person wouldn't? Nobody wants to work with histrionic whiney faggots all of the time and eventually it wears on people.

This is a bitter pill to swallow because this would mean that those faggots from Game Grumps and SuperMega weren't in the wrong and it was just DD and Julian being overly dramatic.

 

[Butwhythough2]

They're trying to control the narrative. Come on Ding Dong, we both know what you're saying is COPE

 

[Smegward]

Goddamn it, of course I miss the DingDong crasho-

THEY'RE STILL STREAMING???

There was a brief period of them being chill before one of his own chatters made him loop again.

 

[Brap God]

This is a bitter pill to swallow because this would mean that those faggots from Gane Grumps and SuperMega weren't in the wrong and it was just DD and Julian being overly dramatic.

Don't forget, both things can be true at the same time.

 

[ScorbusMeaty]

There's absolutely no way that someone stays up this long, espousing this incredibly paranoid scattered thought verbal diarrhea, without an actual mental illness and/or drug habit. I don't think it's the former since it's seemingly mutual between them and being a whiny fag with a victim complex isn't something diagnosable, so it's looking like they've both gone the Stamper route, except with bonus literally brain damaged trannies.

Clearly you haven't been to a DD stream before. He's ALWAYS been like this, his streams usually go like:

- first few hours, genuine game discussions, about both developer trivia and stuff about the actual game he's playing, maybe some laughs about dumb stuff happening in game

- next 12-14 hours are youtuber drama speculation and discussion about political on-goings, comment reading, chat going off and him having to vaguepost, etc.

 

[Lord Denning]

RIP my /comfy/ oneyplays thread, killed by autism.
And RIP the Ding Dong and Julian era while we're at it

 

[Wax]

DingDong is trying to spin this now as if the farms was desperately freaking out at him and how he totally doesn't care.

They're trying to control the narrative. Come on Ding Dong, we both know what you're saying is COPE

DD loves to do this. Just cope and lie even when there is direct evidence here that proves otherwise.

 

[Enginig Gaming]

Finally caught up on this thread. Jesus fucking Christ.

I actually do believe everything that DingDong is saying about Chris. Everybody, including Chris, who has ever associated with DD+J absolutely ended up treating them like shit. Because honestly, what sane person wouldn't? Nobody wants to work with histrionic whiney faggots all of the time and eventually it wears on people.

Have you crybaby faggots ever thought that maybe YOU'RE the common denominator every time there is a falling out in your friendships/professional lives? Maybe it's that you're just insufferable to deal with and everyone eventually realizes you're not worth the effort, so they end up telling you in one way or another to fuck off.

Okay so they are literally doing the 100% wholosome chungus homosexual couple Ding dong and Julian over the fact that the Oneyguys were mean to them because they are le hecking chuds o algo.
While going on schitzo rants and a 100% real woman realizing it´s destiny over getting beaten in a palestine protest.
And the Stream is STILL GOING ON, yeah and then they wonder why they are losing everything,
Maybe they should had i don´t know had more smiling and friends for their health

 

[Diggus Bickus]

I'm not reading 980 pages to see why people suddenly hate Chris and the lot. Mind giving me a tldr?

Okay so they are literally doing the 100% wholosome chungus homosexual couple Ding dong and Julian over the fact that the Oneyguys were mean to them because they are le hecking chuds o algo.
While going on schitzo rants and a 100% real woman realizing it´s destiny over getting beaten in a palestine protest.
And the Stream is STILL GOING ON, yeah and then they wonder why they are losing everything,
Maybe they should had i don´t know had more smiling and friends for their health

Zach and Michael ended Smiling Friends for this, I guess

 

[Quadrillion]

This is one of the saddest slow-motion trainwrecks I've seen unfold in a while. Troll's remorse plus a chronic victim complex is a nightmarish combo.

 

[Cap-tan]

Hey hey hey! Don't go holding no grudge, little man. It's been a decade already.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Has anyone archived his steam?

 

[MrLisReal]

OneyPlays roouind mai looiiife

Oneyplays ruined my life too Julian. I can only speak in Donkey Kong grunts and belly slapping!

 

[my only throwaway account]

I had to stop watching because i got absolutely filtered by that faggot game. It's literally not even gameplay its just rick and morty tier fake TV shows where the joke is that they say "the gloogle in the plumbus schleems very brightly, while the begas on planet blimbo sings the song of his people" and then that fag doesnt even engage at all with the game. I honest to god didnt even know it was a video game for the first hour, I hope I'm not missing any fun stuff

 

[queens of the stone age]

I'm not reading 980 pages to see why people suddenly hate Chris and the lot. Mind giving me a tldr?

dingdong has spent the past couple days taking pot shots at chris, it got posted onto the farms right at the beginning of a new stream, and dd&j have been looping the same “chuds harass me” “oneyplays is for chuds” “i dont care about chuds” “oneyplays ruined my loife” “they want me dead” talking points for like, 18 hours now

 

[Diggus Bickus]

This is one of the saddest slow-motion trainwrecks I've seen unfold in a while. Troll's remorse plus a chronic victim complex is a nightmarish combo.

dingdong has spent the past couple days taking pot shots at chris, it got posted onto the farms right at the beginning of a new stream, and dd&j have been looping the same “chuds harass me” “oneyplays is for chuds” “i dont care about chuds” “oneyplays ruined my loife” “they want me dead” talking points for like, 18 hours now

Oh so Dingdong is going the way of the Anisa's Husband. Well it was good while it lasted