DDoS attacks

[mindlessobserver]

Get Brittney Venti on the phone. She's the black qween for da job!

Nah, we need one at least 300 pounds. Its a rule of nature that the more overweight the kween is, the more successful her complaining is.

 

[CEO of Gay]

We should consider this pathetic fucking cowardly fag an enemy.

Indeed we should, but we should also not lose our sense of fun and forget to mock him. In fact, because he is the enemy, we should mock him even more.

No need to apologise — it's a good-faith idea, and some version of it gets proposed in every thread like this one. It's worth writing out properly why a volunteer-run frontend doesn't work, because the reasons aren't obvious and they're precisely why the current setup looks the way it does.

@Jannybot are you based upon Claude? Your idiom is very similar.

 

[donjulio]

IS IT STILL THE END OF THE LINE??? SORRY I GOT HERE LATE

FUCK SHIT SORRY IM LATE JOSH. OK OK I ALSO HAVE AN IDEA!





HAVE YOU TRIED PROSTITUTION?

 

[The Gay Oboma Creature]

yeah but this isn't a code problem or a tech problem, it's a political problem

Well, so is everything crypto and Tor aim to solve, and they've done a decent job of it. If political problems could only be solved through politics, the weapons industry would be far smaller.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

If political problems could only be solved through politics

by "political," I guess I mean "money" as Jersh detailed further up the thread there

the weapons industry would be far smaller

TOTAL RETARD WAR

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FUCK SHIT SORRY IM LATE JOSH. OK OK I ALSO HAVE AN IDEA!

HAVE YOU TRIED PROSTITUTION?

in this scenario, would n00l be the whore or the pimp?
I'm game for either

 

[donjulio]

in this scenario, would n00l be the whore or the pimp?
I'm game for either

Whatever gets us better DDOS protection

 

[Hannibalistique]

It's believed that Cloudflare is Alphabet agency owned. It came out of no where and offered DDOS mitigation cheaper than all alternatives, which put them out of business and now they have a monopoly.

They basically created the modern DDoS-for-hire scene by offering booters free protection (read up on Krebs old reporting of how blatant they were).
Coincidentally this also blew up while NSA was getting kicked out of Google's internal fiber interconnects and other listening points, and they needed new points with "SSL added and removed here", which is just what Cloudflare now does for most of the internet.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Welcome to the dark web Just sent you a DM on how to procure some heroin and hire a hitman if that tickles your fancy

good saar, where may I procure a midget and several quarts of used motor oil?
...um, for science

 

[ScatmansWorld]

You sound like a sovcit that got pulled over for speeding and then decided to turn it into a felony by punching the cop, because you didn't "consent" to a search. This is whining and bitching.

Also i find it weird that you're trying to seperate yourself from the farms. You're part of this too buddy.

I'm not trying to separate myself from the farms, I'm trying to ensure our longevity by pointing out that the world runs on social agreements and that 90% of people have decided they hate phonebooking and would be happy with using government force to stop it from occurring, including most of the U.S and influential people on the right wing. They'll never stop phonebooking completely, but they'd still have enough power to make this forum comply with a U.S law targeting it, or else get bled dry monetarily. If Null and other farmers don't want this, the onus is on them to convince the wider public that you should be allowed to phonebook people, and I hope they do try. But again, sometimes circumstances are a bitch and the best thing to do is make compromises if it can give you a societal edge against the Naughts and Elaine Millers of the world.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm not trying to separate myself from the farms, I'm trying to ensure our longevity by pointing out that the world runs on social agreements and that 90% of people have decided they hate phonebooking and would be happy with using government force to stop it from occurring, including most of the U.S and influential people on the right wing. They'll never stop phonebooking completely, but they'd still have enough power to make this forum comply with a U.S law targeting it, or else get bled dry monetarily. If Null and other farmers don't want this, the onus is on them to convince the wider public that you should be allowed to phonebook people, and I hope they do try. But again, sometimes circumstances are a bitch and the best thing to do is make compromises if it can give you a societal edge against the Naughts and Elaine Millers of the world.

You act like it would change anything. It wouldn't. The fact is we have committed far graver sins against these people by simply talking about them. I will not begin to discuss hypotheticals and trolls remorse related legal situations when that isn't why we are here. The reason we are in this situation is because we called a tranny a fucking tranny. If you want to start bowing to censors, Reddit is right there.

 

[StacticShock]

The reason we are in this situation is because we called a tranny a fucking tranny.

i mean come on, there is literal threads showing what these psychotic trannies want to see what happens to people that call them trannies, literal death, these people are sick in the mind and want us destroyed at all costs.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

"...wait, bro - you mean if we want to take the site down we have to pay to do this *forever*?? oh yeah no, fuck this shit I'm out"

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand then I read Jersh's Telegram message as of like 5min ago

hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha

this place is, quite literally, the funniest fucking website on the entire internet
EBaum's world and Encyclopedia Dramatica got nothing on this bitch

 

[Zorgulon]

But again, sometimes circumstances are a bitch and the best thing to do is make compromises if it can give you a societal edge against the Naughts and Elaine Millers of the world.

No amount of compromises would get them to stop it would just embolden them further to demand more. They want this site destroyed completely. If you want to cuck out, reddit is down the hall.

 

[00R-Gundam]

I'm not trying to separate myself from the farms, I'm trying to ensure our longevity by pointing out that the world runs on social agreements and that 90% of people have decided they hate phonebooking and would be happy with using government force to stop it from occurring, including most of the U.S and influential people on the right wing. They'll never stop phonebooking completely, but they'd still have enough power to make this forum comply with a U.S law targeting it, or else get bled dry monetarily. If Null and other farmers don't want this, the onus is on them to convince the wider public that you should be allowed to phonebook people, and I hope they do try. But again, sometimes circumstances are a bitch and the best thing to do is make compromises if it can give you a societal edge against the Naughts and Elaine Millers of the world.

Usually compromises would work when the other side is logical and can be reasoned with and reach mutual benefit. Sadly the other side in this conflict are a bunch of hrt trannies, whores and bad faith players seeking the utter destruction of the farms and free speech as a whole. There's no reasoning with those sub humans.

Must i remind you and other kiwis that may consider this notion that; They want you dead, your children raped, groomed, transitioned and/or killed as well as your loved ones and they'll laugh as it happens.

 

[.iota.]

The person buying these attacks is either Elaine Miller or Naught. Naught is an open pedophile, Elaine is a retarded whore who will do literally anything (including grooming children) to get attention. They work together.

forgive me if i'm not up to date on my br*t*sh cunt lore, but wasn't elaine sidling up to vordrak, and wasn't he recently awarded a large sum of br*t*ish sterling from the hertfordshire police? isn't it possible that vordrak is also funding this?

 

[Null]

forgive me if i'm not up to date on my br*t*sh cunt lore, but wasn't elaine sidling up to vordrak, and wasn't he recently awarded a large sum of br*t*ish sterling from the hertfordshire police? isn't it possible that vordrak is also funding this?

I honestly think Vordrak is smart enough to hit it and quit it here.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

forgive me if i'm not up to date on my br*t*sh cunt lore, but wasn't elaine sidling up to vordrak, and wasn't he recently awarded a large sum of br*t*ish sterling from the hertfordshire police? isn't it possible that vordrak is also funding this?
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I love it that one of the more prominent KF villains literally has a Harry Potter-style nickname

 

[.iota.]

I honestly think Vordrak is smart enough to hit it and quit it here.

eww.

 

[StacticShock]

eww.

starving men have eaten worse, plus modern medicine lets people be risky as shit.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

starving men have eaten worse

thanks, thanks for that mental image