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AI goonslop fed retards Google "origin of apostrophe s for possession" and get a crackpot theory that the use of an Old English genitive form started being used in Early Modern English despite standardization abd record keeping of language not even happening at that time. It's literal reddit magic bullshit "oh yeah people stopped using Old English entirely for many generations but they actually decided out of no where after Old English has effectively DIED to start using an obscure grammatical conjugation to modify words so they could indicate possession!!!" Do you realize how retarded and insane that sounds? You're telling me that during the Middle English period, where you could walk a day's walk and have motherfuckers who speak the same language as you ask if you could please speak no French, that somehow, randomly, these illiterate fuck heads were pulling a multi-generational retroactive grammar pull? Yeah right. It's literally just midwit faggots today finding a similarity and posthumously connecting them together and going "OH MY SCIENCE!!!!!!" I FUCKING HATE PSEUDS. KILL PSEUDS. BEHEAD PSEUDS. ESPECIALLY EUROPEANS. THIS IS EUROPEAN THINKING IN ACTION AND IM FUCKING TIRED OF IT.

THE APOSTROPHE S FOR POSSESSION CAME FROM THE TREND OF SHORTENING PRONOUNCIATIONS DURING THE EVOLUTION OF MIDDLE ENGLISH TO EARLY-MODERN ENGLISH. PEOPLE WOULD IMPLY POSESSION BY ADDING "HIS" AFTER THE OBJECT OF THE SENTENCE, HOWEVER THIS WAS SLOWLY SHORTENED TO JUST "SSSS", ALLOWING LESS MOVEMENT OF THE MOUTH, WHICH STUDIES HAVE SHOWN IS THE ROUTE ALL LANGUAGES MUTATE THROUGH. HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND? IT'S REALLY THAT SIMPLE!!!!!
 
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