DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[johnkimble123]

DSP gets an "anonymous" $5 tip asking what's the hardest thing about his "line of work" that he dreads besides the trolls. Long story short, he says he doesn't have the freedom to do what he wants (which he's hilariously full of shit to even say), the other is that he has a life (lmfao) and it's hard for him to balance time with his life and his job.

DSP Interesting question.mp4

Bonus clip of him being baited by a random chatter:

DSP baited.mp4

In fairness DSPGaming is just the streamer. Phil Burnell the boss makes the schedule so nothing he could do.

Also Phil Burnell, family man, doesn’t get to take days off due to work. Different than Phil Burnell the boss. If only all of these people had the independence to make their own schedule and do what they wahhn.

Make it make sense.

 

[Comma]

Guys, please support Dark Souls 2. HE is really LIKING the game, so I don't understand what's going on with the lack of support... Don't you want some pack riyups?

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EDIT: LMFAO.

>gets invaded
>almost dies (as usual)
>another invader comes to his aid
>smugly yells "So much for him!"
>dies by falling of a cliff

Clip:

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EDIT2:

Holy crap, Dark Souls 2 never fails to deliver the gold dust. He got invaded by yet another player, called DraugrStylePhysique, coming to his aid and trolling him. This causes all gameplay to come to a screeching halt, while he's begging chat to tell him how to get rid of the invader and frantically scrolling his inventory, looking for items to remove the invader.

1:25

He (read: his chat) managed to get rid of the troll invader, but it really soured his mood even more. I think it's time for a diaper change.

0:42

And of course: after 45 minutes of garbage gameplay and him complaining non-stop about literally every aspect of the game, he feels the need to beg for support:

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Not even 8 minutes later he follows this up with another juicy beg, including the tried and tested "I really like this game!". Absolutely zero self-awareness.

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[Jang Joo]

Kiwi frens, if we lose the farms, this kiwi sister has enjoyed and appreciated the laughter you've all shared with me.

The farms aren't going anywhere. Unless Null gives up completely, we'll still be here as an onion site, if nothing else.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

How do we know phil isnt behind the ddosing it starts when his gameplay starts and ends once hes done. Damn Phil is getting Ws all over

 

[Eekum Bokum]

DraugrStylePhysique is a fucking 10/10 name.

 

[sarenghetto]

How do we know phil isnt behind the ddosing it starts when his gameplay starts and ends once hes done. Damn Phil is getting Ws all over

Because Phil loves reading the Farms since he gets the attention he craves. And he's too retarded to gather a botnet army.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

At least all these DDoS attacks on the Farms are happening while PP Burnell is being extremely boring anyway.

It's been funny seeing him cozying up to Iron Chef Sakai again. After all those months of shitting his diaper every time ICS was in Kick chat and going on long rants about how he would never be welcome on the streams again - after months of ICS insulting him and, particularly, his wife - lo and behold, as soon as the attention-starved retard starts showering him with money, Phil suddenly is fine with him! It is genuinely hilarious how little Kat matters to him. I'm convinced PPP could have continued doing Smark Guys for months more, and insulted Kat every time, and Phil never would have cut ties with him, as long as the fat Canadian never turned on Phil himself.

It's almost like The Guy who constantly talks about how principled he is doesn't actually have any principles at all.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Didn't Phil say he only gets gas in his car once a month? Yeah. No way she's going to work.

Imagine the smell in that house. No wonder he's spraying cologne.

While I'm in camp no job, it is possible he only phills once a month.
My job is 12 miles away up over a mountain in a V6 Ford Edge getting 17mpg and I can go 2 weeks on a tank. I believe her trip would be shorter and on a flatter environment in a vehicle that gets around 24mpg so...................

it's hard for him to balance time with his life and his job.

It's so hard that he doesn't even do it.

 

[W@rui]

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[Huggler]

Phil suddenly is fine with him! It is genuinely hilarious how little Kat matters to him.

the actual cuck continues to be ics to me.

what phil loses: his dignity (which he has less than zero at this point)
what ics loses: money

he spends thousands to be acknowledged by phil and the trolls, and to be frank, everyone talks shit about kat anyway. cucks like ics who talk shit about phil and donate are the cucks, not phil. that includes vassild, donates thousands to the casino but goes and gives phil some sheckels too.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

Today I learned that Phil and Kat haven't taken a vacation ever and can't take one because:

3) They can't take a cruise because it's a tourist trap, everyone drinks too much, the food isn't that good, etc.

When has Phillip the Goy Burnell ever been put off by shiny stuff made specifically to drain your wallet, to much aclohol and shit food. I'd bet every dollar I got that whatever trash is served on a cruise ship is still miles better then the slop he eats on a daily basis.

 

[Twrx]

The mile world record was broken today. Guy set a 3:42.66 time. Wonder if he was able to achieve that without a work up like the pig roach and his no work up 4 minute mile. Still can't wrap my mind around that lie.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

I have it on good authority that Phil isn’t using his King’s Tax for WWE Champions or even Pokémon cards, but is instead using it to buy DDOS bots to knock the Farms offline in a desperate attempt to hide the fact that he murdered Telrence Carter, age 18, for looking at another man’s dick in an attempt to inherit his Street Fighter gacha toys.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Because Phil loves reading the Farms since he gets the attention he craves. And he's too retarded to gather a botnet army.

We need a kiwi of the month award and every month it is given to DSP

 

[Time For Timer]

When has Phillip the Goy Burnell ever been put off by shiny stuff made specifically to drain your wallet, to much aclohol and shit food. I'd bet every dollar I got that whatever trash is served on a cruise ship is still miles better then the slop he eats on a daily basis.

The food may be better, but Phil has set the bar so low when it comes to food, that it's not hard to beat him. The food may be better, but everything else about cruises is total shit. I was forced to go on one a long time ago, and I was counting down the days and hours until we were back in civilization. The biggest memory I have from the cruise I was on was running back to the ship because I couldn't get away from all of the little nigglets trying to cornrow my hair for a few dollars. I'm fucking pale white with white bitch hair! What am I going to do with nigger braids!? My family and I were on that stupid trip for a wedding anyway. The bride would've killed me if I wore cornrows in her wedding photos. It would, however, be fun to see the look on Phil's face if Kat got cornrows while on a vacation.

 

[W@rui]

He looks in his 60s here.

 

[morel style individual]

Holy crap, Dark Souls 2 never fails to deliver the gold dust.

Souls games are some of the few games I actually play (I am a filthy casual) and listening to him bitching about it is sending me. He proposed that fromsoft should make a remaster of DS2 with "all the shitty stuff taken out" and rerelease that (presumably at full retail price) and the shitty stuff includes:

- Game is too dark, can't fucking see. (He installed a lighting mod.)
- Can't listen to any NPC dialogue because it eats up torch duration. (He installed a lighting mod.)
- Items break and there's no way to stop it. (There are at least 3 ways I can think of.)
- Too many mobs in Iron Keep. (It was your idea to play SotFS, you dumb piece of shit.)
- No such thing as an unlimited homeward bone. (There are actually two. Even if there weren't, the darksign is permanently available to you from the very start of the game.)
- Mobs despawn after 12 kills and you can't farm them. (Unless you join CoC, which is in Majula, costs nothing, and can be reverted whenever you feel like it.)
- No Man's Wharf is the worst area in the game because it's dark and there's a ton of enemies. (Lol.)

Obviously DSP doesn't know any of this stuff because he's only played through the entirety of DS2 twice, but I'm shocked that the handholders are this incompetent.

Edit: Forgot to mention just how homosexual it is that he keeps "advertising" this playthrough as "a Deprived run", even though he's not doing a challenge run (not SL1, not WL0, not naked/bare fists, etc) which means this stupid cunt is literally just flexing that the first 30 minutes of his playthrough took more time than usual. Wow dood, it's almost like we already knew that was going to happen because you are Dark Syde Phil.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Souls games are some of the few games I actually play (I am a filthy casual) and listening to him bitching about it is sending me. He proposed that fromsoft should make a remaster of DS2 with "all the shitty stuff taken out" and rerelease that (presumably at full retail price) and the shitty stuff includes:

- Game is too dark, can't fucking see. (He installed a lighting mod.)
- Can't listen to any NPC dialogue because it eats up torch duration. (He installed a lighting mod.)
- Items break and there's no way to stop it. (There are at least 3 ways I can think of.)
- Too many mobs in Iron Keep. (It was your idea to play SotFS, you dumb piece of shit.)
- No such thing as an unlimited homeward bone. (There are actually two. Even if there weren't, the darksign is permanently available to you from the very start of the game.)
- Mobs despawn after 12 kills and you can't farm them. (Unless you join CoC, which is in Majula, costs nothing, and can be reverted whenever you feel like it.)
- No Man's Wharf is the worst area in the game because it's dark and there's a ton of enemies. (Lol.)

Obviously DSP doesn't know any of this stuff because he's only played through the entirety of DS2 twice, but I'm shocked that the handholders are this incompetent.

He just wants the game to be as braindead easy as when it was on release all those years ago before they nerfed faith builds. He used a lightning build which was OP to fuck. It was funny when he fought the mirror knight tho because back then he was one of the few enemies that not only resisted lightning but could also reflect spells with his mirror shield. He has such a bog standard easy "big dude in armor" moveset but since Phail never had to learn how to fight in melee with how OP lightning was, the mirror knight turned him into his bitch.

It was even funnier when they inevitably nerfed the lightning build. Phail damn near had a mental breakdown and he accused FhrahmSahftware of SPECIFICALLY WATCHING his playthrough and TARGETING HIM specifically with the lightning miracle nerf so they could ruin his playthrough!

 

[morel style individual]

It was even funnier when they inevitably nerfed the lightning build. Phail damn near had a mental breakdown and he accused FhrahmSahftware of SPECIFICALLY WATCHING his playthrough and TARGETING HIM specifically with the lightning miracle nerf so they could ruin his playthrough!

I well remember that rant. It was the one where he said From was stupid because their game was supposed to permit a variety of different playstyles. And nerfing one particular overpowered build violates that principle because......uh..............

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

I can't decide if Phil's copes about how they don't really want to go on any trip to Japan or other vacations anymore (and that's a good thing actually because it's an expensive tourist trap and we're too smart to fall for that, right honey?) is some frankly evil gaslighting with Phil basically killing his wife's dream trip because he's too lazy to leave the safety of the gated community, or if he's simply lying to cover up the real reason, which is probably medical conditions.

Its gaslighting to an extreme degree. The only thing he learned from breaking up with Leanna is that any woman he dates ot marries can not be trusted to be out in public or left unaccompanied for to long lest they get an idea in their head that life doesn't have to be this way.