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I see you've never wandered into a Starbucks.
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- 10 de Nov, 2015
Shit even Kuerigs take 5 minutes
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- 27 de Feb, 2019
It brings to mind the age-old question: does he have twenty whores of experience, or the same whore twenty times?
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- 9 de Oct, 2018
One of the great joys in my life is watching MMA and criticizing all the tacky and poorly implemented tattoos that the fighters have, and you'll never take that away from me. Connor McGregor has one of the worst chest tattoos I've ever seen in my life, it's some sort of an amorphous gorilla/heart/blob thing, fuck if I know what it is (other than terrible).
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- 24 de Dic, 2018
Twenty different whores. No working woman would service Russell more than once.
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- 29 de Sep, 2022
Yeah but they burn your house down.
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- 26 de Mayo, 2013
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- 5 de Ago, 2017
I think you should start a competing business based on this philosophy. Call it "The Eat It And Beat It Cafe". Put a chess clock on each table. Build dishes into the tables, make customers bring their own dinnerware. High pressure showerheads above and drains below to clean the tables; if your timer goes off and you're still at the table, guess what happens.
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- 4 de Ago, 2020
@the khat quaffer must be a Nespresso man - that shit is practically instantaneous in my experience.
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- 27 de Mayo, 2019
Given his status as a financial eunuch, I wonder how many times crunchy gimpmouth has gone to one of these whoreshacks and just asked for a free water cup for a chance to eyefuck a 25-going on-45 year old retired volunteer OF sideshow. Can you even get free water cups at boob bean stores? Every coffee place I've ever been to will give you free water. Big venti cup, ice, the works. If a former Starbucks barista friend is to be believed, they actually like giving water cups because it's a break from the usual pile of sugary dog shit people order that takes 5+ minutes.
Not sure how some aspiring human cumrag in a bathing suit would feel about handing a water cup to some horny loser faggot for free and having him stare at her. "Awww yeah baby, you get water so good...mmm, I like that styrofoam cup, ice, free refills, I feel that...can I take 12 selfies witchu?"
...The Russells. Definitely.
The Keurigs at work that use the pods take 30 seconds.
Not sure how some aspiring human cumrag in a bathing suit would feel about handing a water cup to some horny loser faggot for free and having him stare at her. "Awww yeah baby, you get water so good...mmm, I like that styrofoam cup, ice, free refills, I feel that...can I take 12 selfies witchu?"
I'll tell you what happens. The name alone invites the Russells of the world. The free showers bring in all the bums with nowhere else to get clean. It becomes the hobo hangout overnight. The place becomes a cesspit of bums and Russells, not sure which clientele is worse.
...The Russells. Definitely.
Black coffee, nothing else.
The Keurigs at work that use the pods take 30 seconds.
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- 27 de Ene, 2020
Pod coffee is for niggers.
It's not especially time-consuming to make a real espresso. 3 minutes tops, and way less if you've already pre-ground the beans. Of course if you're a lazy cunt, a superautomatic coffee machine will do the whole job for you in under a minute, with a much lower TCO than one of those poxy Nespresso or other gay-ass pod machines.
Seriously, I'd rather drink mud mixed with piss than pod coffee.
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- 5 de Ago, 2017
Oh, God. I never thought of that. Can the idea still be salvaged? Very hot water followed by very cold water? High water pressure that would take the paint off of a car exterior?
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- 13 de Dic, 2022
Cola mixed with piss, surely?
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- 11 de Oct, 2023
Still a better business plan than Greer's plan to open a brothel and fill it with women he found online.
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- 31 de Ene, 2020
I liked his Brothel magazine distribution idea.
And his Brothel train service idea.
God that man loves brothels.
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- 5 de Ago, 2017
Yes. My business plan probably doesn't end with me in prison. Russell's attempts at recruiting could easily run him afoul of human trafficking laws.
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- 10 de Jul, 2017
They run afoul of Nevada Brothel Laws. Recruiting for a brothel is itself illegal.
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- 27 de Mayo, 2019
Nigger I don't give a fuck about any of that. Again: I like it black, strong and quick. I don't care if it's brewed from beans, pods, or your dead dog's ashes. The keurig pods are free at my work as are the machines, water etc. You are doing the equivalent of talking to an orthodox Christ-killer about different types of pork and the best ways to prepare it.
So some intrepid Nevada kiwi without scruples just has to make like it's a 90s hood comedy movie and cross-dress*, hit on Russ, get him to try and solicit him for brothel work, record the whole thing then Russ gets a one way ticket to his own county brothel detention center?
Throw in an overarching government agency plot, a funny pimp character, romantic sub plot and courtroom finale scene and we've got ourselves a new modern genre of exploitation films.
*or female kiwi. Either way someone's taking one for the team.
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- 6 de Abr, 2023
I just made a post there saying something similar and opining on their preferred business dress. Which got me thinking: Have we ever seen a picture of Rusty wearing blue jeans? The single most ubiquitous garment in the country and a world wide signifier of Murican culture? I can only recall suit, dress or track pants.