Debate WelperHelper99 about his sex life, women, and marriage

[Retrodogkiller]

I'll have @harmacist know I'm a woman not Jewish.

You can be both.

 

[Dread First]

Hey @WelperHelper99 I know this is the shitpost mass debates thread, but I honestly wanna know: No bullshit, how dysfunctional is Mormon dating culture?

See, my understanding of Mormonism, LDS, whatever you wanna call it amounts to:

a) The South Park episode with Mormons
b) That play Matt and Trey made about Mormons
c) Random Mormon channels that pop up whenever I'm on a comparative religion binge on YouTube like Nemo the Mormon and some Mormon radio podcast.
d) That one episode of Atheist Church Audit that Jared did where he showed up to a Mormon ward during Testimonial Sunday and how bleak, dead, and lifeless everyone sounded
e) Ellen Hopkins' Burned (2007), a novel-in-verse I read way back in middle school, where some Mormon teenage girl ends up living out on a farm after "disgracing" her alcoholic Mormon father who apparently had a gay disowned son, seven daughters named after war heroes, and then an infant son... and he treated all those daughters like crap.
f) Random memes of headlines talking about Mormon phenomena like soaking.
g) That weird period c. 2010-2012 where Mormon missionaries had chatrooms and they made for great Memebase screenshots.

I'm "informed" on the subject, but I'll be blunt: here on the smoggy shores of New York, we don't get much Mormon folk (if any). Ironic considering how Joseph Smith was from Upstate New York but I digress. I wanna hear from an actual Mormon jackoff and not let media inform my opinions.

 

[General Patton]

I'll leave it to you to guess which user in this thread gets fucked in the ass at bathhouses so much their asshole bleeds

Hey man. @Betonhaus ain't here.

 

[Queen Metalia]

You can be both.

Do I look like I run Hollywood and the government to you?

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Do I look like I run Hollywood and the government to you?

I don't know, I havent seen your nose or how you rub your hands together.

 

[souschef]

Do I look like I run Hollywood and the government to you?

Denying The Room was real is something a slimy good for nothing coin clipping chicken killing satan worshipping children sacrificing hollywood jew would say

 

[Bullet Kin]

We need to know what anime girl Welper would fuck.
It's probably Artoria. Any other reasonable guesses?

From my other post, he appears to find Nero from Fate/Extella (gacha game) "fun."


This is what Nero looks like.

She appears to be blonde, her panties are being shown through her dress' skirt as it is see through. She is around 17-20 years old throughout the story.

It appears that Welper takes a liking to blonde girls. Although I might be looking too far into this as it is a video game character in this context.

 

[General Patton]

Do I look like I run Hollywood and the government to you?

Oh my God, it's Weinstein under a secret account.

 

[GGSurvivor]

I'm "informed" on the subject, but I'll be blunt: here on the smoggy shores of New York, we don't get much Mormon folk (if any). Ironic considering how Joseph Smith was from Upstate New York but I digress. I wanna hear from an actual Mormon jackoff and not let media inform my opinions.

basically anything you hear from gentiles (or former members) about "Mormon Dating Culture" is fake and if you actually know anything about NYC/SF dating culture, it's like a low-intensity version of that + fats getting together.

 

[Tread Miller]

I'll have @harmacist know I'm a woman not Jewish.

...yet

 

[The_Cowcel]

basically anything you hear from gentiles (or former members) about "Mormon Dating Culture" is fake and if you actually know anything about NYC/SF dating culture, it's like a low-intensity version of that + fats getting together.

...So what you're saying is that it's very gay and all the women go to the top percentage of men?

 

[GGSurvivor]

...So what you're saying is that it's very gay and all the women go to the top percentage of men?

I was more referring to that there's a whole lot of grindset, "what are you building" talk. In all seriousness, the Church is probably the only culture in America where a totally mid guy can get an absolute bombshell of a woman and if that's not happening then something is genuinely wrong with you i.e hangups.

 

[Zertes]

Godless pagans who worship war criminals and other mumbo jumbo. Freaks.
Reminder that japs performed vivisection on captured USA soldiers and massacred Christians in Korea and China. They also burned the churches down.
Anyone who peddles muh based Nippon so traditional yellow fever shit should be catapulted into Patrick's meat grinder and turned into niggeroni.

Holy larp.
Anyways, Christianity is evil and as such deserved it all, perhaps far worse even, so cry about it!

 

[GGSurvivor]

Anyways, Christianity is evil and as such deserved it all, perhaps far worse even, so cry about it!

I feel like if you have opinions like this about religion you shouldn't be allowed to have an account on here and should be locked down to Reddit.

 

[PolenticK]

She is around 17-20 years old throughout the story.

1/4 chance she's unethical to goon to.

 

[The_Cowcel]

1/4 chance she's unethical to goon to.

The random chance of it being an unethical goonsesh makes it more exciting.

 

[The Lawgiver]

1/4 chance she's unethical to goon to.

The random chance of it being an unethical goonsesh makes it more exciting.

This shit's why you never goon on top of all the other reasons.

Holy larp.
Anyways, Christianity is evil and as such deserved it all, perhaps far worse even, so cry about it!

Dude you were almost there man! So close, but you just HAD to fuck it up and turn it into christian politisperg reddit bullshit proving you're the simpsons vs. family guy type of larp.

 

[Brap God]

The random chance of it being an unethical goonsesh makes it more exciting.

Shit like this is why you'll die a virgin with rage.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Shit like this is why you'll die a virgin with rage.

Usually the gooners like this end up getting with BPD hoes and spawning little ipad wigglets they don't pay attention to if they do end up not being a virgin when they die


...Either that or they pay hookers like Hasan and Tate.
SO ANYWAYS, MORMAN UNDERWEAR.

 

[General Patton]

Hey @WelperHelper99 I know this is the shitpost mass debates thread, but I honestly wanna know: No bullshit, how dysfunctional is Mormon dating culture?

See, my understanding of Mormonism, LDS, whatever you wanna call it amounts to:

a) The South Park episode with Mormons
b) That play Matt and Trey made about Mormons
c) Random Mormon channels that pop up whenever I'm on a comparative religion binge on YouTube like Nemo the Mormon and some Mormon radio podcast.
d) That one episode of Atheist Church Audit that Jared did where he showed up to a Mormon ward during Testimonial Sunday and how bleak, dead, and lifeless everyone sounded
e) Ellen Hopkins' Burned (2007), a novel-in-verse I read way back in middle school, where some Mormon teenage girl ends up living out on a farm after "disgracing" her alcoholic Mormon father who apparently had a gay disowned son, seven daughters named after war heroes, and then an infant son... and he treated all those daughters like crap.
f) Random memes of headlines talking about Mormon phenomena like soaking.
g) That weird period c. 2010-2012 where Mormon missionaries had chatrooms and they made for great Memebase screenshots.

I'm "informed" on the subject, but I'll be blunt: here on the smoggy shores of New York, we don't get much Mormon folk (if any). Ironic considering how Joseph Smith was from Upstate New York but I digress. I wanna hear from an actual Mormon jackoff and not let media inform my opinions.

H) That dumb ad that used to play late at night about how they had "the real bible."
I) That really stupid Mormon song that was purely made to talk women into popping out babies because apparently that's all the women are good for to these Mormon guys.

I'm part of a group that Kiwifarms loves to pick on yet I still come to the Farms willingly. I have you beat.

Oh my god, I figured it out. You're trans.