Futbol thread.

[Day Of Liberation]

Nos vemos el domingo
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Ustedes serán verdaderamente duros. Que gane el mejor.

 

[CluesterFuckFest enjoyer]

I never understood the "England fans beat their wives" meme until just now

It's not just Britbongistan. It also extends to island / coast side 3rd world shitholes.

 

[Ahriman]

"If there's no suffering, it's not Argentine"

Literally. Every single fucking time.

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS

Your mother goes down like the Belgrano. Full of seamen.

 

[It's Little Alex Horne]

Seriously, imagine England managing to not play like fucking idiots in a critical match

You can't imagine it, they always choke

Thirty SIXTY years of hurt, and all of it well deseved.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHITE HITLERS WINNNNNNN

The whitest country won today.

 

[Registration]

Well, Spain will win this WC.

Unlike england and all the teams before, they know that having the ball means that your rival doesn't have it so they can't score.

 

[DonBorrego]

 

[GOY MENACE]

Barcelona Darby at the final

 

[CluesterFuckFest enjoyer]

Que gane el mejor.

Para que? Si ustedes ya la tienen comprada desde el inicio

 

[Balr0g]

Well, Spain will win this WC.

Unlike england and all the teams before, they know that having the ball means that your rival doesn't have it so they can't score.

You only need the ball once to score a goal. So maybe Argentinia will go for that

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

England really thought they could park the bus for 40 minutes after scoring a single fucking goal huh?

they had the talent to keep pushing, they wasted it

Kane stopped running, he watched the ball roll past his feet in midfield like 5 times.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

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>"Netanyahu, my lord, my god... please! The England game... I beg you! Rig it for Argentina! Make the ball bend like divine will! Make their keepers blind, their defenders trip like fools! I will light candles in your name, offer sacrifices, whatever you command! The Patagonia is all yours! J-Just please let me win!"

>Mfw it worked

 

[gaia]

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England really thought they could park the bus for 40 minutes after scoring a single fucking goal huh?

they had the talent to keep pushing, they wasted it

The game was England's to throw away, and that's exactly what they did.

 

[brapbruddah]

OI MISSUS I'M COMING HOME FROM THE PUB AND I'M BRINGING ME FUHKIN RIGHT HOOK YA BETTER RUN CUNT

 

[Schpoots]

Tfw blacks fail at the one thing people think theyre good at

 

[Ygolonac]

Football is unironically so massive in Africa the lack of black players on either side of this final is going to cause massive psychological damage. This is all that entire continent has man.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Deciding to go full defence with THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES TO GO against ARGENTINA has got to be the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen. You just KNEW they needed one chance and that was it, England wouldn't be able to score again and you could see how the entire team basically blue screen'd after the goal went in because every player on that pitch was set up to defend the lead so now there's no fucking room to get a goal.

It absolutely pains me to say that the better team won because holy fucking shit we didn't give them ANYTHING for 30 minutes and didn't even have a guy hang back as an 'out' for counter play, like what was the fucking point? We win the ball off Argentina and then??? Pass it back to them???? Then after all fucking game watching Pickford play the ball out the back he decides to boot it up the field when we NEED to be doing the boring England passing around the back?

Fucking retards, the lot of them. They played out of their skin for 70 minutes and then that was it, it was like watching the special olympic team play.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Tuchel has a lot to answer for here lmao
Literally tried to go home with the 1-0 against a banged-up Argentine team. As if he really thought "surely Pickford will save everything"
Deserved W for Argentina. Cowardly stuff from England, and now you definitely have to question the names Tuchel left out.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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"If there's no suffering, it's not Argentine"

Literally. Every single fucking time.

How Slavic of them.