Yellow Fever Anonymous

I think we should investigate the phenomenon of kiwis outing themselves.

There's this, the thread when someone asked for tips to land an Asian gf as his point of reference were gravure idols, et al. There's also two possible internet law proposals: 1) on how any thread given enough time will have posters unironically giving their takes on if the "would" someone regardless of how disgusting they are and 2) off-topic threads and male centric boards often having posts about kiwis unprompted talking about their crushes or down-right asking for a girlfriend when discussing media and tropes within it.

It has happened enough times that it should be considered a problem.
 
I'm white (well, Scottish, so it depends who you ask if I count) so I like east Asians but only if they conform to my local beauty standards. Asian beauty standards are fucked. I keep seeing all these big tough rugged Dongbeiyin and the Asian equivalent of Norf FC looking guys in the "before" pictures of plastic surgery clinics and think they look great, and then they come out looking like ugly weedy twinky teenage pop idols. I'll need to stake these places out with a net and catch some before they get bogged. There's already too many bogged freaks, these lads belong in Vladivostok or Shenyang slamming baijiu shots and chopping wood and hanging out with ME 😍 Same goes for the women, they look hot until they go to these chop shops and get turned into Roswell alien looking things or weird children at best.
 
The thing with Asian women is that they look close enough to normal people but slightly different to be interesting and hot. It's something like genetic bullshit not wanting to fuck people that are too similar but not too different or some shit like that. When you look at a nigger from a distance they look like a blob of chocolate. When you look at an Asian from a distance they just look normal. It's like how every man wants a woman that's like their mother but will peg them or whatever that saying is.
 
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I think we should investigate the phenomenon of kiwis outing themselves.

There's this, the thread when someone asked for tips to land an Asian gf as his point of reference were gravure idols, et al. There's also two possible internet law proposals: 1) on how any thread given enough time will have posters unironically giving their takes on if the "would" someone regardless of how disgusting they are and 2) off-topic threads and male centric boards often having posts about kiwis unprompted talking about their crushes or down-right asking for a girlfriend when discussing media and tropes within it.

It has happened enough times that it should be considered a problem.
Try to relax and have some fun.
 
This is exactly what I mean, and I say this as a woman myself, it's fucked. Half these fuckers are descended from Genghis Khan, surely there must be some handsome/beautiful people who look like they wouldn't fold in a stiff breeze. And they're all anorexic looking, I like em strong, like they could wrestle all the guys in my village and then pick me up and we ride off together on one of those weird little Dzungarian horses somewhere. Where's all the Choi Min-thiccs and the Chow Yun-Fatties?
 
Aint no way im touching a chinky chick
I just kind of assume that she has 3 kg of makeup on her face just to make it look white. They are fake people made of plastic and silicon. You can buy a sex doll with the same rate of sucsess.
Theyeven paint their fucking nipples pink.
Like it is FUCKED
 
STOP PUBLICALY TALKING ABOUT YOUR FETISHS!!!! Shit like this should be shamed and kept private. We need to look down on people like this. Because if we don't then how am I supposed to enjoy my messed up fetishes if everyone thinks they're normal. Takes all the fun out of it.
 
STOP PUBLICALY TALKING ABOUT YOUR FETISHS!!!! Shit like this should be shamed and kept private. We need to look down on people like this. Because if we don't then how am I supposed to enjoy my messed up fetishes if everyone thinks they're normal. Takes all the fun out of it.
I agree, homoerotic scat should be looked down upon.
 
Yellow has its gradations. While I would say Im attracted to the best of all races, the percentage of best sorta decreases when you go down the totem pole. At the top you have the Japs and the Koreans who are the best looking and have the highest sexual dimorphism. Then the Chinese, who are a rung below cause theyre either psyops or put less effort or have shit diets. Below them are the Laotians Mongolians Tibetians and people from Myanmar, the Indo Asians (Maybe Tajiks as well). Theyre a bit pajeet bit central asian brown so theyre only mildly below the Chinese, not to the point it ruins them cause they do tend to look very good. Then the Thais and Malays, which is where you reach the steep drop, although the Malays are slightly higher than Thai (Malays are Chinese immigrants to Malaysia so theyre not so different, Thais are more brown). Their facial features start completely changing, from jawline to placement of facial features to nose and stuff. When theyre dressed up thats not so bad but still. Then you get to the bottom of the Pole, the Filipinos, who are the niggers of Asians. Very rare to find an actually attractive Pinay woman cause they have the worst diets, very brown, are either malnourished or fat as fuck and look really dysgenic with facial features. Not great, Im not inlcuding Singaporeans cause thats not an ethnic identity, not including Macau Palau and Micronesians cause theyre not Asian. With that said I would say Im obsessed with Hapas cause theyre the ultimate good lookers, especially Northern European Japanese Mixes. Japanese women are also very good.

Edit: Forgot Vietnamese. Theyre between Filipino and Thai, theyre a bit sundrenched but can look good under the right circumstances.
 
Fuck the Japs.
My orang belanda ancestors would rise from the grave just to smack the shit out of me if I did. They invaded Indonesia fair and square and weren't insane psychopaths about it (well, not as much as the nips were, at least, and they actually used all the spices they robbed instead of just eating tasteless plain fish and rice).
Come to think of it, does that make me a hapa? I just assumed I was white because my family's only Asian in the sense that they're literally from Asia, but a Chinese dude called me a SEAmonkey for this reason. I suspect he was only doing it to save face because he'd claimed that white people couldn't squat, and so all the white people did squats to prove we could, and he came out with some insane race pseudoscience to revoke the whiteness of all of us so that we didn't count and he'd still be right. That was his particular cope for me. Others included "Irish aren't white", "Slavs aren't white", "Jews aren't white" etc etc. He was fun, I miss that guy. Even if he did occasionally sperg out like a Stormfront schizopost.
 
I'm white (well, Scottish, so it depends who you ask if I count) so I like east Asians but only if they conform to my local beauty standards. Asian beauty standards are fucked. I keep seeing all these big tough rugged Dongbeiyin and the Asian equivalent of Norf FC looking guys in the "before" pictures of plastic surgery clinics and think they look great, and then they come out looking like ugly weedy twinky teenage pop idols. I'll need to stake these places out with a net and catch some before they get bogged. There's already too many bogged freaks, these lads belong in Vladivostok or Shenyang slamming baijiu shots and chopping wood and hanging out with ME 😍 Same goes for the women, they look hot until they go to these chop shops and get turned into Roswell alien looking things or weird children at best.
Same. The funny thing about masculine traits in other countries is also tied to attractiveness but what is considered attractive in the east is not the same as the west. I like men with some muscle but the Japanese consider that to mean you're a gay man. I don't get it. I don't mean roided body builder men either, but normal muscles with definition. Skinny was fine when I was a teen (it meant boys were non threatening lol) but a man should have some muscle on him and not look like a bogged idol.
I will never understand Jpop or Kpop boy band stans.
 
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