🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[Lake_Cresva_Sailor]

HE'S IN THE FRIENDZONE!!! horry shet how embarrassing receiving felt after felt. Trying to sound like he's doing stuff outside to impress m'lady but he's RENFAIRELESS and BUCK BROKEN. Its over for Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin.

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She was about to fuck him at HAM-fest until she saw his empty bank account

 

[Axel]

Jer really thinks he's Aurelio from El Señor de los cielos whenever he gets in front of his detractors. Except replace the narcotics with coffee and dropshipped garbage
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Translation:

I have my friends doing whatever I feel like. Yeah, Ramiro de la Garza is the one pulling the strings, but I'm the one who tells him how. To him, and to the head of the labor unions of the whole fucking country.

I'm dealing with investors in Caracas, here in Mexico, in the States (el gabacho), and in the entire fucking world.

I negotiated the handover of Chema Venegas. I set up and remove presidents however I fucking please.

I'm with everyone who wants to make a pact with the devil... Because nobody fucks around with the devil. Because the devil... is me.

He's el senor de los diabeetus

Look, I know it's good for us to laugh at, but why can't this fat fucking retard learn how to set up a separate browser profile?

Requires work in which he refuses to do.

Very unlikely, but perhaps this fat cuck made up some fake shipping labels with the address of some random coffee company and "accidentally" livestreamed it to send the coffee the investigators off track. He's probably too stupid to think of this or do it competently, but there's a 1% chance.

Well he is a scammer so i wouldn't put it past him. Maybe he's buying old javacrapa product for dirt cheap and china's making all the stuff for him such as labels. He doesn't care if its stale coffee as long as he sells it at a premium. So maybe he either could be making fake labels or he could just be buying decaying product at a massive discount and selling it as "fresh" i really wouldnt past this fat grifter to do it.

Way too high level of a move from Jer. Plus as pointed out his flavors he uses for CBC are right on the front page of Taza.

He could be buying old product that javacrapa wants to get rid of thats going to expire.

I know a guy...

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The hero we need now won't you look at the time?

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Appropriate name for the bull

He's Janning the comments like crazy too

Maximum wheeljer Overdrive!!!

WELCOME TO THURSDAY'S SHOW, WHAT ARE YOU GOT GOING UP TO THIS SATURDAY THROUGH SUNDAY. NEWS IS FINALY STARTING TO PICK UP. NOW FOR OUR NEXT STORY ACCORDING TO THE DAILY MAIL TACO BELL IS GIVING PEOPLE DIARRHEA.
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He looks jealous that a parasite can make people shit more than him.

Your updated logo jer:

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Or?

He's the laziest hard worker.
He's the poorest rich guy.

Rich Jer Poor Jer newest grift book he wrote with Google gemini

The whole Jer saga is a Scooby Doo episode, kiwis, casino bros, Luther, Misty Mochi, we've all been trying to exorcise a ghost, but it turns out there is no ghost. Behind the curtain, it's just a sad alcoholic cuckold drop shipping his trash coffee.
No fanfare, just a whimper.

It's grifting time Jerlie Brown

I'm so jealous of Kino Casino because imagine your income is positively correlated with Jeremy Dale Hambly of Richfield Wisconsin being an idiot.

Infinite money glitch irl

Can't wait to see how awesome my life is in 2027."

That's after the divorce finalizes and he's left with only a quarter dollar.

$15 is what javataza is selling their coffee at retail for. Presumably they offer a deal where it's cheaper wholesale/whitelabel.

They discount it heavily for expiring soon coffee. Brad cool needs to taste test both javtaza and "cbc" and see if the latter is old. You can tell when coffee is old even if both are heavily oiled...

 

[the aging locust.]

TBYS-FELTED-THE-QUARTERPOUNDER-ALERT, TBYS-FELTED-THE-QUARTERPOUNDER-ALERT

 

[Axel]

Wisconsin is home to 18 Ren Fairs! He's gonna go to one not affiliated with the ban to "own the chuds." Someone has some work to do.

https://www.renfaireguide.com/state/wi

But doesn't his knee hurt? Isnt it "unbearable pain"? He's not going to be able to walk unless HE BOUGHT THE POWER TOW-ER SCOOTCHAIR ANYWAYS. Wheeljer arc at the renfaire.

>vagina biome
Hell... someone is going to make this in minecraft now.

Or a zelda dungeon? Mistress jerbu jerbu

This is the shipping container the bull came in

Jer got so fat he became the diarrhea parasite incubator in the barn.
https://youtu.be/or4W_qK70zk?si=tRZhE22upW1umm5L

 

[Nova902]

HE'S IN THE FRIENDZONE!!! horry shet how embarrassing receiving felt after felt. Trying to sound like he's doing stuff outside to impress m'lady but he's RENFAIRELESS and BUCK BROKEN. Its over for Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin.

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Imagine being happy to risk catching HIV every time she sleeps with her gay husband

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Evil Dead Burn was a sick followup to RISE. HOWEVER, what made the movie funnier to me is replacing the female lead with Jer, replace the dead guys family with the entire online community and the female lead not surviving.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

She was about to fuck him at HAM-fest until she saw his empty bank account

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i CANNOT believe you flashbanged us with this.

 

[Axel]

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When it's Over Brand Over.

The mask is coming off! Nooo, my true self the grifter™ is ummm uhhh being exposed! Oh noooooo.

I just want him to actually have a full on psychotic rage out personally. I don't expect nor do I care if he ever owns up to anything he's actually done. I just want his stupid. Everything is fine NPD Facade to fully fucking shatter live on camera. I want him to go full Patrick Tomlinson or Patrick Bateman rageout scream because he very much is like the latter too.

Like this?

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https://x.com/TheQuartering/status/2075785246901928174

WOOOOOOOOAH BUDDDDY! HE'S A FAGGOT! HE'S DREAMING OF CANDACES BIG BLACK COCK!

Two black Gay Dads will do that to you.

There's pretty good circumstantial evidence to suggest she's had to sell at least one of her planes, and given the asset strip of their mcmansion she'd have to be mixing more pills and booze than Jer to be oblivious.

There's a high chance they are divorcing and settling up financially. For some bizarre reason, Jer has kept the four 3D printers, which is one of the more odd details of the fire sale.

How else will he be able to insert mr.sellers inside himself? He needs 4 3d printers to make the castings.

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Its a bird its a plane NO! Its Captain FLAGGOT FLASK the masked master of diarrhea spiel the grifting aficionado himself! Kino casino doers beware you're in for a SCARE of renfaire proportions when Captain FLAGGOT FLASK IS ON THE STREAM!

What is this bullshit Jer, lying since 2008
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Read that biography, Jer "owned" a computer store.
And jers low effort videos were used in universities all across the US.

Let me guess streaming academy and uhhh umm itt tech and devry university?

“I’M NOT OWNED!!!! I’M NOT OWNED!!! I SWEAR I WENT TO THE REN FAIRE!!!
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NO I WILL NOT POST PROOF!”
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In other news, DSP has moved into MTG pack openings. The merge is nearing completion.

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i CANNOT believe you flashbanged us with this.

Someone SEND THIS TO MR.JUNKERS

 

[ReentryPhantom]

He's at home getting drunk. Since this tweet he's been seething about Candace Owens again, congratulating Mel and Johnny on their marriage, and praising Andy Ngo for his journalism. Who does this at a Ren Faire? But he knows it's 90 degrees there, because Heather and Brandon went.

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I take back my previous comment; this is the biggest lie he ever told.

Bro that nigga is so gay he got the gay eyes

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

I mean whatever, some guy simping for a girl in the friendzone for years is not some super rare thing, it's cliche. The part that's insane is to do it WHILE MARRIED. What the fuck? Then to hire her as a member of her staff so you can try to get inside her Avril Lavigne shorts is absolutely diabolical. Forgive the reference, but this is a level of scheming I haven't seen since Black Earl hiring Lilly on O&A.

She was about to fuck him at HAM-fest until she saw his empty bank account

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT SHOULDA BEEN ME BIIIIIIISH! I WAS SO CLOSE, NOOOO!"

 

[rearden_steel]

Since Jer is sperging about candace so much, and fantasizing about Candace with a dick I will repost this clip

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Here mr Hambly admits to watching Candaces deepfakes

 

[Malikov]

HE'S IN THE FRIENDZONE!!! horry shet how embarrassing receiving felt after felt. Trying to sound like he's doing stuff outside to impress m'lady but he's RENFAIRELESS and BUCK BROKEN. Its over for Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin.

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Jesus Mel looks rough.

Has Junkers given her AIDS ?

 

[RotPockets]

Like this?

“Ummmm, I fucking hate these niggers!”

 

[Nana_Feeder]

 

[Kurt Barlow]

HE'S IN THE FRIENDZONE!!! horry shet how embarrassing receiving felt after felt. Trying to sound like he's doing stuff outside to impress m'lady but he's RENFAIRELESS and BUCK BROKEN. Its over for Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin.

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“So happy for you two.”

Gone is the light from his married heart, as the prospect of adultery with Mel exits his purview. Those tender moments Day 1 of Amfest when he had her cornered: a shared look.. a touch on her arm.. a whisper of “help”.. yet she didn’t run when he sharted his pants, a spark was there!

Alas, a pint-sized Pignay doing gay4pay stole his dream roastie away. Woe has befallen House Hambly, for while he plays with Funko Pops, Johnny is filling Mel’s high-mileage holes. You just don’t measure up, Hambly—she saw a 5’3” halfling as the bigger man, that must make Jer a Quarterling.

But he’s seen things you wouldn’t believe.. clip channels on fire off the back of the Meme Wars.. F-slurs twittering in the dark near Gamergate. All those moments will be lost in time.. like tears.. in fireball whiskey. Time to cry.

Do not ask for whom the triangle rings, Jer, it rings for thee.

 

[Tyronneasaurus Rex]

Sums up Jer, except he isn't getting any.

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

NO ONE DO THIS, but I would love if someone actually had this conversation with Javatazza

"I'd like to speak to the owner please, Jeremy Hambley"

Who?

"The Quartering, you know... the guy who runs this place."

WHO???

"Coffee Brand Coffee? It's a white label dropship that you guys manufacture here at this facility?"

Do you realize how little that cuts it down?

 

[HackerX]

Seems like we have another entrant into Jeremy's alog ecosystem. While it's not like she said anything new or interesting, I'll always be an advocate for women dunking on ol' Jerbear because you just know how much it makes him angy.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Is this the first documented case of someone pretending to be at a Ren Faire to seem cool?

 

[Nana_Feeder]

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I'm unsettled by how much this photo of Jeremy looks like a fat Elijah Schaffer